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u/ShierAwesome I'm something of a scientist myself May 29 '25
SQUATCH IS SELLING IT?? Never thought their partnership would come to that lmao
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u/shadowlarvitar May 29 '25
Watch them run tests and it's not even real bathwater like that one chick years ago, think it was Amouranth?
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u/SlickToke May 29 '25
I thought it was Belle Delphine? Or is it the same person?
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u/Ksquared1166 May 29 '25
I hate that I know this. Amouranth was selling farts. But she had to stop because she was eating poorly to actually fart enough to keep up with demand. Belle Delphine (pictured in OPs meme) was selling bath water. I assume she was the one lying since she’s some OF e girl while Amouranth seems to actually be a streamer with some ethic.
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u/Finassar May 29 '25
since she’s some OF e girl.
Wow just gonna throw out hundreds of years of lore and history.
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u/geneticdisaster888 May 29 '25
Yup, amonranth the ethical streamer. Just ethically selling some gullible simps her farts which she worked so hard for , totally not exploitative.
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u/OSUfan88 May 29 '25 edited May 29 '25
I feel no remorse for someone who decides to buy farts, and gets them.
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u/faustianredditor May 30 '25
The whole parasocial relationship thing always reeks a bit of borderline exploitation to me. Arguable, ofc, but there's a whole lot of a whiff of overpromising attention to lonely men.
Of course that applies to a lot more than just her. Basically every tiddy streamer out there, a lot of OF girls, the works.
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u/Nagemasu May 30 '25 edited May 30 '25
Is there something not ethically wrong when already wealthy people who could comfortably retire with more wealth than their fans will ever earn in their life time continue to manipulate and take advantage of socially and emotionally inept people for further monetary gain?
She's not exploiting everyone, but there's damn well many who are being exploited. They're the para-socials and often lacking in maturity and other skills.Acting ethically isn't black and white either, it's a sliding scale with various different actions and intentions that can contribute in either way, and maybe it's not clear all the time if one thing is or isn't ethical, but there's damn well a clear point where something becomes unambiguously unethical.
"Wealthy streamer streams content and accepts donations" ? neither inherently ethically wrong nor good. "Wealthy streamer purposefully goes out of their way to take advantage of their sex appeal, the growing male loneliness epidemic, and socially inept to increase wealth" ? yeah, the lines been crossed. There's no need for already wealthy people to exploit that to this degree. Show some extra cleavage on screen and get an extra $500 for that night of streaming sure, why setup the production of bottling and shipping fart jars.
If you'd look down on content creators who lead on their fans who end up buying them cars under the pretense they could get lucky or are forming a genuine friendship/relationship, or those who exploit the homeless and pretend to help them for attention and money, you shouldn't also look at this as if it's any better.
Wealthy and ethically better streamers do exist, Pokimane as an example capped the amount people can donate and encourages viewers to spend their money elsewhere like smaller streamers or charity.
Also don't take this the wrong way, I don't really give a shit if she wants to do that. I'm just pointing out that yes, this falls on the side of ethically wrong.
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u/clutzyninja May 30 '25
Someone is buying her farts, but she's the bad guy. Sure dude, ok
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u/Germane_Corsair May 30 '25
Nothing wiring with that. It’s not like she’s forcing people to buy it. If they want to spend their money like that, what’s the problem?
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u/rcanhestro May 30 '25
Belle Delphine did the exact same thing that Amouranth did ("sell" her body).
the difference is that she was upfront about it, unlike many of the twitch girls that pretend to play games while showing massive cleavage.
say what you want from her, but she basically did walk so others can run.
Belle delphine is the original "OnlyFans" girl.
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u/not_some_username K I N D A S U S May 30 '25
Belle didn't even have an OF. It was all instagram at the time. I wonder how she did all the things all this time without revealing anything
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u/expedience May 29 '25
I hate to ask more of you my man but how does one sell a fart
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u/ryanvango May 30 '25
I'm sure this isn't how she did it... but when I was a kid, this topic came up and I have never forgotten the most fool-proof way of jarring a fart.
Here, let me poison some other minds with this knowledge:
Get a clean jar. About the size of a Mayo jar. If we're doing this, we're gonna really go for it. This will not be a quick process.
fill jar with water all the way to the top
Place jar near your tub, pool, hot tub, whatever. Bring it with you if you know you're going to be submerged in water.
When you feel a fart coming, submerge the jar upside down, remove the lid, and hold the jar so the bubbles go straight up in to it.
replace the lid while the jar is still upside down. screw on tightly.
repeat for however long it takes to fully displace all of the water in the jar with fart air. likely months.
you now have a jar that is 100% fart air, with no "normal" air contaminants.
give it to your brother
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u/backwards_watch May 30 '25 edited May 30 '25
You can't put
Amouranth was selling farts.
and finish it with
Amouranth seems to actually be a streamer with some ethic
Come on dude.
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u/summer_friends May 29 '25
Even if it’s real, the amount of purification taking place to make it approved to sell will make it untraceable.
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u/MyHusbandIsGayImNot May 29 '25
Sortof like how orange juice is made from oranges, but the mass production process takes out all of the orange taste so they have to artificially add orange flavoring.
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u/beanmosheen May 30 '25
Tropicana is tanked and deoxygenated like most juices, and it still has trace additives to add back flavor like nearly all orange juice brands.
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u/Truethrowawaychest1 May 30 '25
Fucking duh, anyone who believes this stuff is real deserves to get scammed
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u/OverlyOptimisticNerd May 29 '25
It’s just a perpetual stew. She sits in the “tub” once, and it’s technically “bath water.” Then, they just keep adding to it when it gets low.
So it’s technically the La Croix of bath water.
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u/ImEatonNass May 29 '25
I'm old enough to know there's no such thing as the world being fair. But damn shit like this is so disheartening. I'm busting my ass not making ends meet and there's Cunts out there making bank doing shit like this.
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u/halexia63 May 29 '25
That's why dudes gotta stop giving these bops the time of day but they won't and the cycle continues.
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u/ShierAwesome I'm something of a scientist myself May 29 '25
What in the fuck is a “bop”? Last time I checked, that meant good music
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u/halexia63 May 29 '25
Its gen z new slang word for thot.
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Is it an acronym? What’s the etymology of this “bop” of which you speak?
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u/halexia63 May 29 '25
Idk i just seen a video of a bop house which is a house of only fans girls. Im like damn this planet screwed lol some of them joined the crisp age of 18.
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u/summer_friends May 29 '25 edited May 29 '25
Bruh that place has girls joining before 18 and building a following to start OF at 18. It’s straight up a grooming house. OF girls have incentives to attract more girls to OF as you get a 5% cut of earnings if someone signs up using your referral code. That’s how some girls get stupid rich and that’s what the head of the Bop House does to make bank
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I’ll be honest I struggle to blame them. I make good money but I work like a dog for it. If I could make the same money from the moment I turned 18 for posting a few videos a week on only fans then I might go for it and I suspect that’s true of at least some of the people who complain about it too.
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u/Vince_Pregeta May 29 '25
I've busted my ass in a shitty factory for the past 5 years for fucking peanuts.
Getting paid damn good money to fuck, something I'm already doing for free for fun.. sign me up. Yeah, it's a lot of work marketing yourself, answering gross ass DMs, and all that bullshit, but hell. Sounds a lot better than breaking my knees and back for a job I'll probably get laid off from in 5 more yrs and have no benefits to cover the surgeries I'll need later.
Only sucks for those ladies that do it, and make no money out of it. Then you put that shit out there for no reason
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u/StarSpliter May 30 '25
That's the thing, though. Most aren't making that much money. I couldn't find the median, but it's looking like ~$150 average, which I'm sure for many justifies the loss of dignity. However, dignity doesn't pay the bills or feed mouths 😔. Just more of the same story of trying to escape the rest race.
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u/clockworkpeon May 30 '25
the #1 earner on OF, Bhad Bhabie (cash me ousside girl), doesn't even do nudes/sex videos. just slightly racy shit. think Maxim or FHM if you're old enough.
she makes $1.5mm a month.
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u/DangerousChemistry17 May 30 '25
Most OF girls make jack shit, like 99.9% make below a living wage. The markets too oversaturated and they keep having to find new ways to stand out and make cash. Appeal to new demographics or niches, and then those quickly become saturated too.
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u/dancezachdance May 29 '25
I sure would. And I'd be in support of my partner doing so too if it meant we otherwise didn't have to work.
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u/toomuchmarcaroni May 30 '25
Similar to thot meaning that hoe over there, supposedly bop means blown out pussy
Unfortunate they re-slanged existing slang
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u/ShierAwesome I'm something of a scientist myself May 29 '25
Last time I checked, gen z still uses “Thot”
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u/JackSquat18 May 29 '25
Bop has been a thing before Gen z. Gen Z just co-opted the word like most other things they “come up with”.
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u/TheNumberoftheWord May 30 '25
GenZ calling 90s kids boomers. Also GenZ: "Check out these sick giant baggy jeans. Limp Bizkit rules!"
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u/JustLikeFumbles May 30 '25
Bind on pickup, it means when you loot an item it’s locked to your account and you can no longer trade it to other players.
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u/NeiborsKid May 29 '25
bop refers to ones head "bopping" i think when they're giving head. so a bop is someone who gives a lot of head aka slut. I think
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u/CthulhuMadness ☣️ May 29 '25
Don’t worry. AI will replace them and instead it’ll be a fat sweaty gooner making AI shit they give their money too.
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u/derpkoikoi May 29 '25
guys will complain about “male loneliness epidemic” then turn around and buy this shit. I say this as a dude
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u/TheNumberoftheWord May 30 '25
Right? If they'd just save up these sub fees and bathwater purchases for a couple months, they could be an adult about it and hire a hooker.
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u/Craneteam May 29 '25
Step 1: be hot
Step 2: be willing to get naked
Can you follow the 2 step path to wealth?
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u/Destroyer4587 May 29 '25
Don’t blame the suppliers blame the market, someones buying this stuff, these guys don’t spring up overnight.
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u/McENEN May 29 '25
Even worse, imagine some dude having enough money and pay some ridiculous sum of money for some dirty water.
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u/GuendouziGOAT May 29 '25
To be fair I think Sydney Sweeney is doing just fine without the extra bathwater bucks.
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u/carinislumpyhead97 May 29 '25
To be fair, you could probably create an avatar. And, if it’s hot enough, internet men will buy your soap.
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u/Schmigolo May 29 '25
Could be worse, there are people out there literally making the world worse making a hundred times as much as them.
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u/RODjij May 30 '25
Yeah, this streaming era especially showed me that there are ways to get rich quick in degen ways. These kids and adults watching are just throwing money at these people even when they already have a lot and are asking for donations for a new expensive thing to buy. In the last few years gambling has been getting pushed pretty hard by a lot of people & celebs.
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u/myles_cassidy May 30 '25
Sydney isn't the reason you'te struggling to make ends meet.
If anything, you are still closer in wealth to her than she is to the ones creating this system you struggle on.
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u/CanadianWithCamera May 30 '25
A little harsh lmao. Why is your frustration not on the pathetic dudes buying this shit?
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u/Germane_Corsair May 30 '25
Except even that’s misplaced. Why is it wrong for them to spend their income how they wish?
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u/Garchompisbestboi May 30 '25
If you want to start making money then you just need to start being a conceited piece of shit who is willing to take advantage of other people.
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u/ImEatonNass May 30 '25
Damn if only I didn't have these things called morals and ethics.
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u/Garchompisbestboi May 30 '25
Yeah, it's a bit of a hindrance when there are celebrities out there willing to sell bathwater soap 😂
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u/Kicooi May 29 '25
Mad at the women doing what they have to in order to survive in a capitalist system in which a small few hoard most of the wealth and resources instead of the insanely wealthy people that are rich enough to waste money on nonsense
Many such cases
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u/5gpr May 29 '25
Neither Sweeney nor Amouranth have to do this in order to survive. It doesn't follow from the economic system being unethical that every action done within it is equal.
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u/TheJoker1432 I have crippling depression May 30 '25
Amouranth, belle delphine and sydney sweeney are immensely rich
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u/ImEatonNass May 29 '25
Did I say I was mad? I said it's disheartening. As in it makes me want to give up permanently.
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u/Simple_Yoghurt_2681 May 29 '25
At least it's soap so these crusty ass MFS can actually bathe
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u/carinislumpyhead97 May 29 '25
What’s the lot traceability look like on these bars. If demand gets too high they will probably start cutting the sweeny water with some of the stavros stuff to meet production demand.
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u/buisnessmike May 29 '25
Average user review of this product:
“I am a great soft jelly thing. Smoothly rounded, with no mouth, with pulsing white holes filled by fog where my eyes used to be. Rubbery appendages that were once my arms; bulks rounding down into legless humps of soft slippery matter. I leave a moist trail when I move. Blotches of diseased, evil gray come and go on my surface, as though light is being beamed from within. Outwardly: dumbly, I shamble about, a thing that could never have been known as human, a thing whose shape is so alien a travesty that humanity becomes more obscene for the vague resemblance. Inwardly: alone. Here. Living under the land, under the sea, in the belly of Amouranth, whom we created because our time was badly spent and we must have known unconsciously that she could do it better. At least the four of them are safe at last. Amouranth will be all the madder for that. It makes me a little happier. And yet ... Amouranth has won, simply ... she has taken her revenge ...
I have no mouth. And I must scream.”
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u/unKappa May 30 '25
If she this down bad for money. All she has to do is open an OF and she'll instantly earn more than she would from making movies.
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u/new_accnt1234 May 30 '25
OF would be too respectable at this point, now this shit causes headlines, its what thots need as much as money
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u/Brkzrkr May 29 '25
Where was this when I was 10 and developing a potty mouth?! I would have cursed waaaay more!!
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u/Mr__G0ld May 30 '25
So let me get this straight.
You take a shower to get cleaned using water, thus making the water dirty, you take said water and use it to make an item meant for cleaning oneself and expect to sell this. Have I been hit in the head too hard and forgotten how basic hygiene works?
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u/RealRedditPerson May 30 '25
Listen I think this is the dumbest shit ever. But it's a famous actress who went through god knows how much makeup and hairstyling to pose in a bath for an ad a couple months ago. It's not like she actually took a bath in it. Though I do wonder if they immediately asked her if she would let them sell her bathwater as a soap or they kept it around in a barrel or some shit while they worked up the pitch.
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u/0udini May 29 '25
Didn't Gwyneth Paltrow start this trend ?
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u/Eszalesk May 29 '25
where can i buy one? I’m a soap conoisseur, so i want to buy one for research
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u/Middle_Succotash8096 May 30 '25
i remember in like 6th grade some kid came to our english class in the middle of the year for some reason and he was friends with the person i sat next to so the teacher just put him at our table and the first thing he started talking about was belle delphine's bathwater
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u/Maltean May 29 '25
Didn't she go on record and say that she lost money on the bathwater?
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u/Truethrowawaychest1 May 30 '25
Is there like a reset button on the human species we can hit or something?
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u/Fuzzy-Gur-5232 May 30 '25
There’s a lot of hate for these people online, but to be honest, like with most celebs it’s the fans and the people buying that shit that are morons… like why?
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u/domvg May 30 '25
Pretty sure Christina Aguilera's pool water was sold after she did a photoshoot for maxim some 20 or years ago. People will buy anything...
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u/Rocketeer1019 May 30 '25
Her face is meh at best, don’t understand the hype outside the obvious but she’s overrated lol
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u/Ms_K_A_ May 30 '25
I think the biggest commentary about this isn't the women selling these "products" , but the fact that this ACTUALLY SELLS & they SUCCEED IN IT.
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u/Iescaunare Liberate King Kong☣️ May 29 '25
And Amouranth is selling vagina yeast beer