r/dankmemes May 29 '25

OC Maymay ♨ Peak marketing honestly

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u/Iescaunare Liberate King Kong☣️ May 29 '25

And Amouranth is selling vagina yeast beer

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u/bolivar-shagnasty ☣️ May 29 '25

IPAs are getting weird, man.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto May 29 '25

I tried the space stout years ago, I don't think imma try texas pussy beer tho....

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u/kerouacrimbaud May 29 '25

Yeah too dusty.

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u/DarkSpoon May 29 '25

She's in Houston. That thang ain't dusty it's swampy.

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u/Excellent_Set_232 May 29 '25

I’m glad the IPA bubble finally burst, it’s nice to go to a bar and not have 4 IPAs, 2 hazy IPAs, and a DIPA on the menu. Nature is healing.

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u/deathray420 I have crippling depression May 30 '25

As someone who delivers craft beer to bars and liquor stores for a living, Im still delivering too many IPAs.

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u/Learningstuff247 May 30 '25

IPAs are a lot of the time the cheapest way to get drunk at a bar drinking something nicer than pbr. Thats why they're popular

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u/Kaldricus May 30 '25

I unironically really enjoy most IPA's, so it's a win win for me. Tastes good, and gets me drunk faster

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u/shutupyourenotmydad May 30 '25

nicer

Nah, I'd still take a PBR.

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u/smb275 May 30 '25

Of course it happens after I finally manage to quit drinking. I liked pale ales, I liked hops, but most of those IPA breweries were just dumping that shit in to cover how nasty and skunked it would have been, otherwise.

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u/Pornalt190425 May 30 '25

I mean that's literally what the style was invented for. It needed to survive the journey by sailing ship from Britain to India and still be some approximation of drinkable

It makes it equal parts baffling and understandable that it took off like a rocket in the craft brewing scene

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u/King_of_the_Dot May 30 '25

Was beer just always flat back then, if they kept it around on ships for so long before drinking it?

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u/j1tg May 30 '25

Highly depends on style of beer, when it is consumed and how it’s stored. If stored in a cool cellar it can absolutely retain the bubbles for months. But storing it on a ship that has constant temperature changes and motion will make most beers flat. Unless it’s still fermenting while on route.

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u/JohnnyKanaka May 30 '25

It also apparently requires less technical skill to brew than other styles

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u/Mono_Aural May 30 '25

What bars do you go to? I'm clearly going to the wrong ones.

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u/a44es INFECTED May 30 '25

It's STIs that all the rage now

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u/halexia63 May 29 '25

And dudes are still going to buy it lmao and the wheel keeps spinning.

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u/UsefulBerry1 May 29 '25

I'm so disappointed with my fellow gender-mates

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u/Germane_Corsair May 30 '25

Eh, what’s the harm? They’re spending their own money for something they’re interested in. They’re not hurting anybody.

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u/Delicious-Season5527 May 30 '25

Nothing besides being pathetic and weird. The people buying underwear and bath water isnt the average Joe. Its the sad basement dweller that spent income on crap instead of on self improvement to fix his life.

Loneliness and depression is closing in on an epidemic for men

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u/Germane_Corsair May 30 '25

Even if so, they’re not hurting anyone. Live and let live.

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u/DumboWumbo073 May 30 '25

You guys are literally imploding on yourselves

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u/Croakie89 May 29 '25

what

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u/theFields97 May 29 '25

A brewing company partnered with famous streamer amouranth, making beer out of her natural yeasts.

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u/Croakie89 May 29 '25

That might possibly be the grosses thing I’ve read in a long while.

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u/theFields97 May 29 '25

Thank you for subscribing to my gross things grown men pay for, for some ungodly reason.

Your next bit of info, she also sold jarred farts!

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u/Croakie89 May 29 '25

If I’m completely honest I’ve given away jarred farts for free to friends back when I was a kid lmao. Growing up with jackass was great

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u/theFields97 May 29 '25

Man you missed out on a lucrative business opportunity

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u/Croakie89 May 29 '25

Fuck me for being like 12 at the time. The internet was still uncontrolled chaos at that time, though, not sure I’d be able to expand

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u/royi9729 May 29 '25

I was gifted a fart in a jar (among other things) as a parting gift from my old job. It cost around 15$ from what I remember.

Funny thing is I didn't truly leave back then and I forgot it somewhere around the office.

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u/mdogg500 May 29 '25

You clearly didn't hear about the woman who gave herself and her partner an oral yeast infection from baking bread from her previous infection.

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u/Diavolo__ May 29 '25

Never thought reading something could make me nauseous but here we are

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u/GrizzlyPeak72 May 30 '25

Yeah, it'd be fine if it were someone else

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u/guimontag May 30 '25

yeah seriously, what the fuck, parasocial streamer relationships are fucking wild

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u/stupidillusion May 30 '25

My anger is three-fold;

  1. You assembled the words in that order
  2. I'm capable of reading
  3. I read them

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u/adrian783 May 30 '25

I mean, at most they gave her a petri dish and said "just wipe the qtip on it and give it back to us".

and cultured whatever is on the dish.

it could be her husband's ball yeast.

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u/Vacuum-Woosh-woosh May 30 '25

That brewing company specifically does that .

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u/Coalas01 INFECTED May 29 '25

Amouranth is selling WHAT

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u/TheNumberoftheWord May 30 '25

Yes

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u/Peak_Adept May 31 '25

Yep, I googled it. They've got a website you can order from.

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u/stevvvvewith4vs May 29 '25

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u/Oberlatz May 29 '25

Thats fucked.

So what's that from?

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u/FiercelyApatheticLad May 29 '25

Shimoneta : a boring world where the concept of dirty jokes doesn't exist. It's P-E-A-K.

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u/Oberlatz May 30 '25

Thank you for making me aware of this evil, horrible content. I'll be sure to not view it ever.

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u/TheCriticalGerman May 29 '25

lol what no way that’s legal

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u/pc42493 May 29 '25

So sorry, CriticalGerman, it is probably in violation of the Reinheitsgebot.

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u/TheCriticalGerman May 30 '25

Not probably, it literally is!

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u/pc42493 May 30 '25 edited May 30 '25

I was mostly making an obscure pun on the Reinheitsgebot literally being a purity requirement, of which I can't imagine any she doesn't fail with flying colors.

But, critical scholar in your footsteps that I walk, I have looked into it and was at first thoroughly conflicted, because it's not actually her yeast (by which we hope she isn't infected in the first place but which, incidentally, as an ingredient would be completely fine) that goes into the beer, but actually her lactic acid bacteria which are indeed not part of the four permissible ingredients water, barley, hops and yeast, but I have found several sources naming as an ingredient in e.g. Berliner Weiße and other sour beers that these sources claim do conform with the Reinheitsgebot.

In the end I found that these beers only conform because the lactic acid bacteria are extracted from one of the ingredients, the malt, and re-added at a later stage, so they don't count as an additional ingredient. This is decidely not the case with bacteria from her genitals, so I believe you are entirely correct.

Thank you for sending me on this journey.

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u/TheCriticalGerman May 30 '25

Thank you for diving down that rabbit hole, that’s why I love Reddit

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u/Wabusho May 30 '25

My first thought

No way it’s FDA compliant, it’s 100% fraud/scam if they are selling it as real amouranth yeast

Either they have to state it’s fake and just a marketing thing, or they have to somehow comply with the FDA by using bodily fluids as food. Good luck with that

We don’t have human milk in stores for a reason and that’s legit the most sane bodily fluids that you’d want available

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u/ifyoulovesatan May 30 '25

My guess is that at no point does anything that was in her vagina go into the beer. Instead, they probably breed the yeast using her vaginal yeast as the stock. They might even be cross breading it with yeast that is competent at fermenting.

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u/Wabusho May 30 '25

I’m not a yeast expert but wouldn’t that yeast still have human DNA or human stuff in it ? Even after multiple « reproductions » ?

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u/EldritchMacaron May 30 '25

Not really, at the end it’s just yeast

I've heard that it’s possible to make beer from the yeasts of a human belly button

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u/RhynoD May 30 '25

Yeast never has human DNA in it. Yeast is a loose group of single celled fungi. There's a zillion different species, not all of them make alcohol.

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u/kitchenset May 30 '25

20% of the FDA was laid off. Odds are getting better for the small human byproduct business owner.

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u/patrickstarismyhero May 30 '25

Sperm banks exist so its available lol

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u/Wabusho May 30 '25 edited May 30 '25

Lmao yeah I didn’t thought about that fluid

Brb going to the cum bank I have to cook a meal

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u/patrickstarismyhero May 30 '25

But ya dont see Pedro Pascel marketing gooner soap to the ladies I guess

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u/florianw0w Professional new Dankmemererer May 29 '25

excuse me WHAT???

nah you are joking, that's too disgusting to be real

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u/blah938 May 30 '25

I wish I was a sexy woman. Think of all the opportunities!

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u/Jowlzchivez6969 May 30 '25

This gives me hope for shitted underwear eventually! That seems like the next logical step

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u/nxcrosis ☢️ May 29 '25

We used to be a proper country.

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u/0x7E7-02 May 30 '25

She should team up with Gwyneth Paltrow.

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u/ChaosOfOrder24 May 30 '25

Oh my god, that's so fucking disgusting. Where?

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u/ptapobane May 30 '25

For real? Are people that desperate?

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u/Half_smart_m0nk3y May 30 '25

Another day I wished I was illiterate.