r/dankmemes • u/Nanaue7 • May 29 '25

OC Maymay ♨ Peak marketing honestly

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u/Wabusho May 30 '25

My first thought

No way it’s FDA compliant, it’s 100% fraud/scam if they are selling it as real amouranth yeast

Either they have to state it’s fake and just a marketing thing, or they have to somehow comply with the FDA by using bodily fluids as food. Good luck with that

We don’t have human milk in stores for a reason and that’s legit the most sane bodily fluids that you’d want available

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u/ifyoulovesatan May 30 '25

My guess is that at no point does anything that was in her vagina go into the beer. Instead, they probably breed the yeast using her vaginal yeast as the stock. They might even be cross breading it with yeast that is competent at fermenting.

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u/Wabusho May 30 '25

I’m not a yeast expert but wouldn’t that yeast still have human DNA or human stuff in it ? Even after multiple « reproductions » ?

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u/EldritchMacaron May 30 '25

Not really, at the end it’s just yeast

I've heard that it’s possible to make beer from the yeasts of a human belly button

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u/RhynoD May 30 '25

Yeast never has human DNA in it. Yeast is a loose group of single celled fungi. There's a zillion different species, not all of them make alcohol.

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u/kitchenset May 30 '25

20% of the FDA was laid off. Odds are getting better for the small human byproduct business owner.

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u/patrickstarismyhero May 30 '25

Sperm banks exist so its available lol

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u/Wabusho May 30 '25 edited May 30 '25

Lmao yeah I didn’t thought about that fluid

Brb going to the cum bank I have to cook a meal

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u/patrickstarismyhero May 30 '25

But ya dont see Pedro Pascel marketing gooner soap to the ladies I guess