r/dankmemes I had to ask for a flair☣️ May 30 '25

OC Maymay ♨ Looking for it is so hard

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u/ChaseTheMystic May 30 '25

Cats are shitty pets.

Why would anyone want an animal that demands your immediate attention and will piss on or destroy your stuff unless you are submissive to it

Less unpopular opinion, if you are the kind of person that would have to start a gofund me for your pet when it got sick, you should probably not be trying to have kids.

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u/IronSeraph OC Memer May 30 '25

Here's an unpopular opinion- people who prefer dogs to cats can't handle having to earn love so they get a pet that will love them unconditionally.

Dogs smell awful, constantly destroy anything they can, and regularly piss and shit where they shouldn't. And even when they only go in the yard, your yard is still covered in dog shit (that they'll probably roll in before coming back inside)

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u/ChaseTheMystic May 30 '25

You can train a dog to go outside lol just like a cat in a litterbox

I've also heard of dogs crapping on things when their mad.

Out of the two, guess which one is quicker to spray your stuff because you need to type out an important email

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u/IronSeraph OC Memer May 30 '25

I've owned cats all my life and they've never sprayed anything, and usually neutering them gets rid of their inclination to do so. And you don't have to train a cat to go in the litterbox, they just do it lol

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u/ChaseTheMystic May 30 '25

None of the cats throughout your whole life have ever sprayed anything?

If you say so

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u/IronSeraph OC Memer May 30 '25

Lmao yes, none of them have. They really don't do it if you have them neutered. I have 2 male cats right now, and neither has ever sprayed anything, and they're trained not to scratch the furniture as well. Not too hard if you're a competent pet owner lol