r/dankmemes • u/Stormodin OC pls • Jul 11 '25

ancient wisdom found within Johnny Blaze is a smart man

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Jul 11 '25

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away.

play minecraft with us | come hang out with us

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u/krtwastaken Jul 11 '25

it's about the shape, not the size

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u/puhtoinen Jul 11 '25

So much this.

Even boobs that would look ok taped up with a bra and a tight shirt is going to be a way different situation once you try to fish those things from the armpits while laying on your back.

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u/Wesgizmo365 Jul 11 '25

Speak for yourself. Swing them titties!

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u/jonstormcrow Jul 11 '25

au natural baby, swing low sweet chariots

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u/therealronny Jul 11 '25

Creed knows what is best for you

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u/WolfghengisKhan Jul 11 '25

Like a hammerhead shark staring back at you.

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u/NigeroMinna Jul 11 '25

True. But you do have to mention that small titties can be shapely, but small asses cannot. So having at least a medium ass is recommended.

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u/SharkDad20 Jul 12 '25

Fortunately we humans can shape our asses through healthy activities such as strength training. Painful surgeries not needed

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u/LankanSlamcam Jul 12 '25

Hot take, complaining about not having a big ass, is like complaining about not having big biceps.

You want it to grow, get your ass in the gym and work for it.

The same cant he said for titties though

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u/KJBenson Jul 12 '25

Pear shape best.

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u/CrazeMase mamma mia my balls are gone Jul 11 '25

I gotta say it. I shouldn't. But I must. That's Johnny Storm. Johnny Blaze is the Ghost Rider, not the Human Torch. They're separate characters even though they both involve fire.

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u/Stormodin OC pls Jul 11 '25

I done f'd up

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u/elod91 ☣️ Jul 11 '25

you done fucked up, Ay-Ayron

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u/TheIJDGuy Jul 11 '25

You did it for me, thank you.

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u/Fluid-Opportunity-17 Jul 11 '25

THANK you. I was so confused. I thought we were getting more Ghost Rider.

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u/_steve_rogers_ Jul 12 '25

I’ve been mixing them up my whole damn life.

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u/headermargin Jul 11 '25

Proportionate >>>

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u/SquidVices Jul 11 '25

Yeah I don’t want no egg man

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u/bluetriumphantcloud Jul 11 '25

I am the Walrus

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u/Ahhhron Jul 12 '25

Gugu ga chu

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u/Perry-theplatapus Mods gay! Jul 12 '25

Mister City policeman sitting pretty little policemen in a row

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u/mrgrubbage Jul 12 '25

STFU DONNIE

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u/AsleepAssociation Jul 12 '25

Out of his element

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u/DarthRygar Jul 12 '25

Wdym? His tits are great

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u/NuWuX Jul 12 '25

Granted, no ass and no titties.

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u/Salty_Banana_5918 Jul 11 '25

Internet man doesn't discover personal preference and shocks the 🌎

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u/EasilyRekt Jul 12 '25

Eh, tbf most beauty magazines and whatnot still prefer top heavy models tho.

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u/Salty_Banana_5918 Jul 12 '25

They cater to their customers base and others cater to others needs

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u/JBTriple Jul 11 '25

What does the Ghost Rider have to do with this?

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u/karasio Jul 11 '25

riding ghosts

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u/DitmerKl3rken I am fucking hilarious Jul 12 '25

JUST A SERVANT OF HELL CRANKING HIS HOG NOTHING TO SEE HERE BROTHER CARRY ON AROOOOOO

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u/TitoFlores Jul 11 '25

Big titties gang her. Titties need to be natural, and the ass can work on it in the gym... 1 is natural talent and the other is hard work

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u/Neversoft4long Jul 11 '25

Yeah no ass can work because we can just go hammer out squats for a few months just to get something back there lmao

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u/Ryuubu Jul 12 '25

Can... But prob won't

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u/StarPhished Jul 12 '25

Right? I'm imagining someone getting with a woman and being like "hey baby, I'm gonna need you to start hitting the gym and working those squats until that ass is nice and juicy, okay? Don't forget to pick up dinner on the way home."

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u/gapraslin Jul 12 '25

What if you both go to the gym?

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u/StarPhished Jul 12 '25

That's not compatible with my imaginary scenario.

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u/Apprehensive_Gur_302 Jul 12 '25

This one gets it. I tell my friends if you like Messi, you like tits, if you like Ronaldo you like ass (for the americans first guy is talented at soccer while the second guy worked hard to reach the top)

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u/BreakdancingGorillas Jul 11 '25

Nah. Musclebutt isn't where it's at.

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u/Tylertron12 SAVAGE Jul 11 '25

Worst take, possibly ever. I hope you experience great shame

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u/BreakdancingGorillas Jul 11 '25

A pillow carved from stone only looks soft, but definitely doesn't feel soft

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u/Tylertron12 SAVAGE Jul 11 '25

Ahh a lack of experience, its ok child you will grow.

My girl likes to play this game when I'm about to smash my face into her ass and she yells "HARDEN" and flexes and I just about break my nose. I do not like the game, but I can confirm that I would not be slamming my face into something that is hard by default lol

Hope this helps 👍

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u/BreakdancingGorillas Jul 11 '25

No need for name calling. If you don't agree then just say that.

It is because of the experience that I have this belief. Fatty tissue feels much softer than muscle

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u/stupidintheface0 Jul 12 '25

You're just lying, unless they're clenching a toned butt feels the same, maybe slightly firmer but it's basically no different. What you're describing sounds more like you experienced a BBL lol.

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u/BreakdancingGorillas Jul 12 '25

Nah, no bbl. And there really is a difference between naturally built and gym-toned. People are replying as if I mean 100% fat versus 100% muscle. There's a difference

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u/mrchimney Jul 11 '25

You poor thing :’(

I hope one day you get lucky enough to find out how wrong you are, and how embarrassing of a take this is.

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u/BreakdancingGorillas Jul 11 '25

It's already happened and it's not embarrassing at all. Fatty tissue is softer. I hope you find yourself in the situation to see the error of your ways

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u/mrchimney Jul 11 '25

You still don’t get it.

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u/BreakdancingGorillas Jul 11 '25

And you still ain't got it

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u/popcornsprinkled Jul 11 '25

*hips

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u/BolunZ6 Jul 11 '25

Thigh

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u/TheLordLongshaft Jul 11 '25

A tasty snack

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u/popcornsprinkled Jul 12 '25

Thick thighs save lives and this man is going to live forever!

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u/Ok_Tip6172 Jul 11 '25

As someone who is much more of a tiddie guy... yes. She has to have atleast something going on back there or it just isn't right.

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u/KevM689 Jul 11 '25

Yeah, I'm with ya. No longbacks for me

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u/BeardPhile Jul 12 '25

Wait, can someone explain why this is the case? Having a good behind does nothing for me, but maybe it should?? What am I being ignorant about?

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u/Ok_Tip6172 Jul 12 '25

To each their own brother.. to each their own. Enjoy what you enjoy. Personally I can't see how you don't see the magic that is a nice ass, but I'm not judging.

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u/BeardPhile Jul 14 '25

No but I truly, genuinely want to know what makes it.. enticing. I feel like I’m missing out.

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u/eMmDeeKay_Says Jul 11 '25

Nice ass and nice tits are better than big or small.

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u/Ebrahim_Alsanad Jul 11 '25

The shape and perkiness is better than size

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u/_Ironstorm_ Jul 11 '25

She got small both, but I'll still smash to send a message to her boss.

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u/greatthebob38 Jul 11 '25

I am "medium is premium" kind of guy.

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u/marlinspikefrance Jul 11 '25

Shape and proportions > size

Also, por que no los dos?

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u/untakenu Jul 11 '25

It's funny that in the 90s and 00s, at least for white people, big tits (sometimes fake) and a tiny ass was ideal.

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u/ajutiseltvaja Jul 12 '25

Still is for some of us, never got the big ass hype myself

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u/Haru_023 Jul 11 '25

A good ass can be trained into existence. Titties, you have them or you don't. (Natural)

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u/BrainArson Jul 11 '25

Hard disagree. Face>Tits>...>Ass>?

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u/dreadfulbadg50 Jul 11 '25

Medium ass and medium tiddies is better than both

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u/_steve_rogers_ Jul 12 '25

You can build a bigger ass. You can’t naturally build bigger titties

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u/xander012 OC Memer Jul 12 '25

Small ass small tits pls

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u/Blenderhead36 Jul 11 '25

I Disapprove of What You Say, But I Will Defend to the Death Your Right to Say It

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u/roy-havoc Jul 11 '25

Virgin words

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u/FlyingRaccoon_420 Jul 11 '25

Maybe for you. Tastes are subjective

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u/Eekstyle Jul 11 '25

The Remy Lacroix model

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u/naveedkoval Jul 11 '25

Both are a tragedy

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u/_Abaddonis_ Jul 11 '25

She has neither

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u/chriswilson89 Jul 11 '25

But what if your wife has both?

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u/CygnusX-1001001 Useless Fuck Jul 12 '25

Even though I'm a boobs>ass kind of guy, yeah I have to agree.

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u/NullTaste27 Jul 13 '25

Mewtwo build

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u/-shankS Jul 11 '25

Turbo hard disagree.

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u/Junkhead987 Jul 11 '25

Peak 👍 100% agree

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u/cujoe88 Jul 11 '25

Big ass and big titties.

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u/--InZane-- Jul 11 '25

Why would one be afraid to speak nothing but the truth

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u/pearlstorm r/memes fan Jul 11 '25

Lol people that feel this way are clearly touch deprived.

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u/Ruiner357 Jul 11 '25

This is objectively true for two reasons: 1) a girl can get bigger boobs either by having kids and/or getting implants, and 2) there’s almost no cases if a BBL looking good because it’s disproportionate with her thighs. Thighs are part of what make a good ass, most plebs don’t realize this, it’s why BBLs fail.

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u/allofdarknessin1 Jul 11 '25

That was a longer way to say big ass is better than big tits but sure.

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u/Eruskakkell Jul 11 '25

Just preference dud

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u/imtheguest Jul 11 '25

Research shows first thing the average man looks at is hip to waist ratio due to evolutionary instinct for seeking child birthing hips, so yes this checks out 🫡

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u/tater_salad_96 Jul 11 '25

Factually untrue

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u/CaliforniaWhiteBoy Jul 11 '25

The latter is typically from plastic surgery tbh

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u/Yossarian287 Jul 11 '25

Love the one you're with...

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u/TheMediocreZack red Jul 12 '25

Overall, face is most important to me.

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u/Mottis86 Jul 12 '25

You were afraid to say THAT???

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u/zacgarbos Jul 12 '25

As much as I’m a titties guy I might have to agree

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u/Snowpaw11 custom flair Jul 12 '25

Anything for my sweet beautiful doe eyed Joe. I’d transition genders for that man.

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u/Ben_airChief Jul 12 '25

Never spoke a lie

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u/Peter_CJ Jul 12 '25

Mid and mid is better than large and large

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u/HistoricalVacation82 Jul 12 '25

I prefer medium tities, medium booty, but thicccccc thighs

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u/Silent_Reavus Jul 12 '25

Facts. Obviously it's a little shallow to nitpick physical attributes, but let me say this: you don't want a girl with a bony butt sitting in your lap. Or doing other things that involve a little more force in your lap.

Hip bones knocking against each other is not sexy nor comfortable. Just trust me on this.

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u/M-A-D-Y-07 ☣️ Jul 12 '25

Literally me

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u/RedditRaven2 Jul 12 '25

Small but round ass and huge tits is far superior to big round ass and small tits in my opinion

Girls I date tend to look like the letter P

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u/Reterhd Jul 12 '25

Best thing is to trade em in for a lady with beautiful feet 🦶

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u/matande31 Jul 12 '25

ASS IS ASS

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u/Large-Wheel-4181 Jul 13 '25

How bout a perfect balance

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u/Jochi18 Jul 13 '25

Some men say the prefer one over the other. In reality? We like bobies and ass, end of story

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u/danielm316 Jul 13 '25

He is right.

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u/bertzie Jul 14 '25

Man, I'll just be happy if she doesn't have a penis.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

She doesnt have neither tities or butt

Ugly af character. Original silver surfer had more cake than she has.

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u/sobberanoup Jul 18 '25

Interesting post... anyways

Here are all of the Epstein Files that have either been leaked or released.

https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/gov.uscourts.nysd.447706.1320.0-combined.pdf (verified court documents)

https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/black-book-unredacted.pdf (verified pre-Bondi) Trump is on page 85, or pdf pg. 80

Trump’s name is circled. The circled individuals are the ones involved in the trafficking ring according to the person who originally released the book. These people would be “The List “ Here is the story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsiKUXrlcac

Here's the flight logs https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/21165424-epstein-flight-logs-released-in-usa-vs-maxwell/

—————————other Epstein Information

https://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/Johnson_TrumpEpstein_Calif_Lawsuit.pdf here’s a court doc of Epstein and Trump raping a 13 yr old together.

Some people think this claim is a hoax. Here is Katies testimony on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnib-OORRRo

—————————other Trump information:

Here's trump admitting to peeping on 14-15 year old girls at around 1:40 on the Howard Stern Radio Show: https://youtu.be/iFaQL_kv_QY

Trump's promise to his daughter: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-dating-promise_n_57ee98cbe4b024a52d2ead02 “I have a deal with her. She’s 17 and doing great ― Ivanka. She made me promise, swear to her that I would never date a girl younger than her,” Trump said. “So as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.”

Adding the court affidavit from Katie, as well: https://www.politico.com/f/?id=00000158-267d-dda3-afd8-b67d3bc00000

Never forget Katie Johnson.

Trump's modeling agency was probably part of Jeffreys pipeline: https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/08/donald-trump-model-management-illegal-immigration/

Do your part and spread them around like a meme sharing them and saving them helps too! Please copy and paste this elsewhere!

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u/FullMcIntosh Jul 11 '25

"Big titties and smal ass fill a mans hands, Big ass and small titties fill a mans heart." ~ Confucius

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u/greenrangerguy Jul 11 '25

Look up Brianna Love. You are welcome people.

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u/DoorHalfwayShut Jul 11 '25

Otherwise it feels like you're fucking your friend Todd

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u/AligningToJump Jul 12 '25

I don't care about where the shit comes from. Tits are better

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u/Crims0nwolf Jul 11 '25

"Johnny" Storm sounds and looks gay

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u/CriticalSpeech Jul 11 '25

Factually incorrect

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u/LudwigTheAroused Jul 12 '25

Big tits with no ass will fill your hands, but big ass with no tits will fill your heart.

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u/Font_on_a_stick Jul 12 '25

I disagree. Give me a nice rack, I’m not an ass man

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u/Harbinger_Pulsar Jul 11 '25

Preach, Torch!

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u/Jin_BD_God Jul 12 '25

Both big tiddies and big booba are the best combo.

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u/girthradius Jul 12 '25

Naw im tiddie gang

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u/SithLordMilk Jul 11 '25

Never be afraid to speak the truth my son

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u/LillscruB Jul 11 '25

This is just objectively correct

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u/Jagang187 Jul 12 '25

I've never heard a more wrong and more opposite from reality thing in my life.

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u/GearWings Jul 11 '25

Im gay so. Idk

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u/das_zilch Jul 12 '25

I vehemently disagree.

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u/sir_music Jul 12 '25

Downvote me to hell but: I like both small

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u/Federal_Article3847 Jul 11 '25

Porque no las dos¿

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u/RetroJunge96 🍄 Jul 11 '25

Just as good as Titty Pics > Ass Pics Big Ass > Big Tits

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

Big ass and big titties is best

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u/saltysweetbonbon Lions & Tigers & Flairs, oh my! Jul 16 '25

Yet another day, yet another man with an unwashed ass thinks the internet needs to hear his sexual preferences.

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u/A100921 Jul 12 '25

Who’s afraid to speak the truth?

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u/olleversun Jul 12 '25

Some of the butts take it way too far

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u/Outcast_Outlaw Jul 11 '25

Big ass small titties = fat/lazy/weird birth proportions.... big titties small ass = surgery/weird birth proportions.

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u/usr_nm16 Jul 11 '25

"afraid"? Isn't it like one of the most repeated sentences in the internet?

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u/GhostInTheMeadow Jul 12 '25

In other news, sky is blue, fire burns, and the current year is 2025.