r/dankmemes OC pls Jul 11 '25

ancient wisdom found within Johnny Blaze is a smart man

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u/TitoFlores Jul 11 '25

Big titties gang her. Titties need to be natural, and the ass can work on it in the gym... 1 is natural talent and the other is hard work

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u/BreakdancingGorillas Jul 11 '25

Nah. Musclebutt isn't where it's at.

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u/Tylertron12 SAVAGE Jul 11 '25

Worst take, possibly ever. I hope you experience great shame

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u/BreakdancingGorillas Jul 11 '25

A pillow carved from stone only looks soft, but definitely doesn't feel soft

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u/Tylertron12 SAVAGE Jul 11 '25

Ahh a lack of experience, its ok child you will grow.

My girl likes to play this game when I'm about to smash my face into her ass and she yells "HARDEN" and flexes and I just about break my nose. I do not like the game, but I can confirm that I would not be slamming my face into something that is hard by default lol

Hope this helps πŸ‘

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u/BreakdancingGorillas Jul 11 '25

No need for name calling. If you don't agree then just say that.

It is because of the experience that I have this belief. Fatty tissue feels much softer than muscle

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u/stupidintheface0 Jul 12 '25

You're just lying, unless they're clenching a toned butt feels the same, maybe slightly firmer but it's basically no different. What you're describing sounds more like you experienced a BBL lol.

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u/BreakdancingGorillas Jul 12 '25

Nah, no bbl. And there really is a difference between naturally built and gym-toned. People are replying as if I mean 100% fat versus 100% muscle. There's a difference

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u/mrchimney Jul 11 '25

You poor thing :’(

I hope one day you get lucky enough to find out how wrong you are, and how embarrassing of a take this is.

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u/BreakdancingGorillas Jul 11 '25

It's already happened and it's not embarrassing at all. Fatty tissue is softer. I hope you find yourself in the situation to see the error of your ways

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u/mrchimney Jul 11 '25

You still don’t get it.

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u/BreakdancingGorillas Jul 11 '25

And you still ain't got it