r/dankmemes OC pls Jul 11 '25

ancient wisdom found within Johnny Blaze is a smart man

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u/Ryuubu Jul 12 '25

Can... But prob won't

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u/StarPhished Jul 12 '25

Right? I'm imagining someone getting with a woman and being like "hey baby, I'm gonna need you to start hitting the gym and working those squats until that ass is nice and juicy, okay? Don't forget to pick up dinner on the way home."

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u/gapraslin Jul 12 '25

What if you both go to the gym?

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u/StarPhished Jul 12 '25

That's not compatible with my imaginary scenario.