r/dankmemes • u/Teboski78 ☣️ • Jul 20 '25

Big PP OC Mediterrane this

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u/travturav Jul 20 '25

Visually, I can pass for French. I saw so many big smiles change to angry frowns when I started speaking. Assholes.

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u/explosiv_skull Jul 20 '25

Genuinely curious what looking French...looks like.

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u/Waflstmpr Jul 20 '25

Lack of shoes, chain smoking, and calling off work to attend a riot.

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u/FilHor2001 Jul 20 '25

It's all about the "I wish I weren't here right now" face and extravagant outfits

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u/AndreLeo3 Jul 20 '25

weren't

👀 Wasn't

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u/70125 Jul 21 '25

Back to English class for you!

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u/AndreLeo3 Jul 21 '25

Nope 👍 saw my mistake and that's it.

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u/Jehovah___ ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Jul 21 '25

Subjunctive

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u/FilHor2001 Jul 21 '25

A) English is my second language

B) I'm right so eat my shorts

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u/AndreLeo3 Jul 21 '25

English is my second language

Okey and so what? It's mine too, and you saw what happened

I'm right so eat my shorts

Nope, I don't think I will; You can keep them on for now.

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u/Demodonaestus Jul 21 '25

Okey

👀 Okay

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u/-_Anonymous__- Jul 21 '25

Both are correct

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u/DangJorts Jul 20 '25

Severely deformed and barely human

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u/Teboski78 ☣️ Jul 20 '25

The only way I can tell French from Germans based solely on physical appearance,not dress or expression. is if it’s one of those Germans whose face is shaped like a block

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u/thepluralofmooses Jul 20 '25

Why don’t Germans use scarves?

Block heaters work better

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u/GreasedUpTiger Jul 21 '25

Tactical baguette and a weird moustache