r/dankmemes • u/KngZomB • 29d ago
A GOOD MEME (rage comic, advice animals, mlg) I speak from experience
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u/Smexy_Zarow aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 29d ago
What the fuck do you mean Commando at the swimming park? Do you people wear underwear under your swimwear??
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u/WaltzLeafington 29d ago edited 28d ago
I do, its synthetic not cloth, so it dries quick, but i have the same problem as op, dunno if its just the material but it sucks
Edit: someone asked how and deleted. So for any wondering how. There's an inner layer of mesh that just irritates certain regions. I wear synthetic underwear thats softer and so it solves the issue
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u/piddydb DefinitelyNotEuropeans 29d ago
I’ve experienced the problem too, it just takes finding better swimsuits/material I find. Not always true but in general the cheaper suits lead to more chafing than slightly more expensive brand names.
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u/BackdoorSpecial ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з= ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) =ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ 29d ago
This only happens if my swimsuit doesn’t have the undies in it.
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u/Iforgotmylines 29d ago
I’ve had it happen with or without a lined or what you want to call. Boxers under the trunks 100%
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u/ChaosKeeshond 28d ago
But how? The point of the liner is that if encases your package and it doesn't really move around.
To chafe the tip raw there would have to be enough space in there for your dick to be pointing forwards, uncompressed and flapping about.
You people are buying way oversized shorts for sure. Because the alternative is a penis so small that it literally doesn't make sense.
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u/Iforgotmylines 27d ago
Water parks
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u/ChaosKeeshond 26d ago
It took me this long to realise why you said that.
Water parks.
Cold water.
Shrinkage.
I see what you're saying, and that's a fair point efficiently made.
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u/CygnusX-1001001 Useless Fuck 28d ago
I've only ever had problems with the swimsuits that have built in undies
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u/CaterpillarLoud8071 29d ago
On holiday this year I saw a lot of people wearing boxers under swimming shorts. I don't understand it, they're not gonna dry out quick which is the whole point of swimming shorts? Is it a new trend?
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u/im_thatoneguy 29d ago
Yes. And my friends who don’t have repeatedly complained about exactly this outcome.
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u/KngZomB 29d ago edited 28d ago
Nah it was normal shorts. Prolly should mention that
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u/BankaiRasenshuriken Wants to die 29d ago
Bro forgot to wear his foreskin
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u/Dreadnought_69 29d ago
It’s the American way. 🤷
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u/Asocial_Stoner 29d ago
Kinda insane when you think about it: one of the strongest powers in the world in terms of military and economic power regularly practices religiously motivated infant genital mutilation.
But on the other hand very much in character for the USA...
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u/SuperSocialMan 29d ago
It's not really religious anymore, people just do it "because that's what everyone does".
I think that makes it more fucked up.
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u/ThingWithChlorophyll 29d ago
Is it religious? I knew that muslims do it as a ritual but didn't know christians also had that
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u/ahamel13 I start my morning with pee 29d ago
Christians explicitly don't, as the requirement to circumcise was rejected at the council of Jerusalem in Acts 15. It's actually a heresy to claim that it's required for salvation.
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u/Dexinerito 29d ago
Americans don't really read the Bible though. And that wouldn't be the biggest heresy on the list by far. Even omitting Mormons, and JWs, 3/4 of American evangelicals believe in the Arian heresy the first heresy to be addressed by an ecumenical council in the Council of Nicaea of 325. The Nicene Creed one
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u/MonkeManWPG Pizza Time 29d ago
Muslims and Jews do but Christians largely don't. It's a cultural thing in the USA that they (for some reason) adopted.
Unless they're truly too stupid to wash their dicks, it's probably some prudish motivation.
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u/flaming_burrito_ 29d ago
A bunch of Christian wackos wanted to prevent people from jacking off. Didn’t work, but it just became normal. Kellogg also made cornflakes for the same reason, IIRC
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u/BlurredSight FOREVER NUMBER ONE 29d ago
Religious reasons go for it because there's some benefits and some drawbacks, but purely cosmetic reasons is nuts
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u/Asocial_Stoner 29d ago
I have no direct insight into the mind of these lunatics and I suspect that the "it's just what everyone does" motivation one commentor mentioned is probably the most common direct motivation these days.
Nevertheless, the original reason to implement the practice was (afaik) to prevent masturbation which was religiously motivated (Christians saying "masturbation is sin").
Sure, when that idiocy became untenable in the increasingly secular society due to the enlightenment, people needed a new reason to continue (because accepting being wrong was naturally unacceptable 🙄), and so they reframed it as a medical thing by inventing more bullshit claims.
So overall, I stand by calling it "religiously motivated" even if it is not a strict requirement by the base religion itself as it is in e.g. Judaism.
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u/pikleboiy r/Place Veteran 2022 28d ago
It originated as a religious thing, but has since become more cultural. The inventor of Kellogg's breakfast cereal thought it prevented masturbation (obviously not; take one look at the number of American porn sites), and so he promoted the hell out of it.
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u/Helpful_Title8302 29d ago
I swear reddit is the only place where people care so much about dick skin.
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u/QdWp 29d ago
There are plenty of places they care about dick skin, or they wouldn't keep removing them on sight.
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u/Helpful_Title8302 29d ago
I mean mentioning it wise. Outside of reddit I can't think of the last time anyone talked about circumcision yet here meme after meme and comment after comment.
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u/Asocial_Stoner 29d ago
That's because you live in an echo chamber. Out here in the real world, people are disgusted and concerned by the shit you people get up to...
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u/Helpful_Title8302 28d ago
So you're honestly trying to tell me that in day to day conversation the mutilation of male genitals in a country half a world away is something that is frequently brought up? Straight bull shit. No sane person talks about cocks as much as "you people" on reddit.
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u/Asocial_Stoner 28d ago
"Making fun of the insane shitshow that is America" is actually something that occasionally comes up as a small talk topic. Besides gun violence and the political, education, and healthcare systems, the crazy religious things you people get up to are another common topic to poke fun at. The circumcision situation does come up in that context.
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u/Helpful_Title8302 28d ago
Yeah alright that makes sense. In all fairness the apparent "abundance" of circumcision talk on this site could just be me being lucky(?) and just happening to always see them.
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u/BackdoorSpecial ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з= ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) =ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ 29d ago
You’re downvoted for no reason. This isn’t a conversation that takes place outside of Reddit except for parents making a decision for their children.
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u/CdbSora 29d ago
outside of Reddit except for parents making a decision for their children.
So thousands of times a day?
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u/BackdoorSpecial ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з= ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) =ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ 28d ago
Right but not in large discussions. Intimate ones with mothers and fathers. lol
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u/Helpful_Title8302 29d ago
Reddit do be like that but honestly I couldn't gaf. Karma is meaningless and even if it wasn't my loser ass has plenty to burn.
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u/BackdoorSpecial ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з= ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) =ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ 28d ago
lol same. One of those situations where “I don’t care about your boos because I’ve seen what makes you cheer” situations.
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u/bluebeast66 29d ago
It became less about religion and more about “hygiene”in the 40’s and 50’s. My dad was half circumcised for this reason
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u/BackdoorSpecial ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з= ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) =ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ 29d ago
As a cut man, I got my son cut as well. I didn’t like making the decision but I feel as though most of us who are make that choice for our sons.
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u/Sebbe_2 29d ago
May I ask why?
I am asking because I’ve never known any other perspective than that of the reddit echo chamber, and want to know the perspective of someone who opposes it.
When you say you “didn’t like making the decision”, does that mean you didn’t like making the choice, or does it mean that you didn’t like the choice you made?
What do you consider the pros and cons of either option?
It seems like you being cut played into your decision, but how exactly did it do that?
If you weren’t cut, do you think your opinion would be different, and how different would it be?
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u/BackdoorSpecial ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з= ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) =ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ 28d ago
I think if I weren’t cut I wouldn’t have had him cut.
From having both types of friends I understand the positives and negatives of both aspects.
I didn’t like making the choice because I knew the arguments of both sides. My wife was all for circumcising but I was torn. Ultimately I made the choice based on the fact that I am.
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u/Manyconnections 29d ago
Should wear swim shorts with the underwear built in.
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u/KngZomB 29d ago
They were normal shorts
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u/itsSmalls 29d ago
Bro wore jorts to the function and is surprised at the ensuing calamity, Rookie mistake
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u/MonkeManWPG Pizza Time 29d ago
If they were jorts this is 100% just justice. Not only wearing regular shorts to the waterpark, but shorts made of a material that is notoriously uncomfortable and heavy when wet.
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u/TrippyVegetables 29d ago
TF were you doing? Did you whip it out and go down a slide belly first?
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u/KngZomB 29d ago
No it just happened over time from being exposed to the inside of my shorts
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u/Hunter042005 29d ago
That’s how your supposed to wear swim trunks tho… otherwise your underwear get soaked just get better trunks same thing used to happen to me when I wore cheap swim trunks but yeah most good swim trunks basically have underwear built in
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u/KngZomB 29d ago
Nah i had normal shorts on
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u/Not_Larfy 29d ago
but you said they were swim shorts in another comment. Why are you lying for no reason?
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u/WaltzLeafington 29d ago edited 28d ago
I mean, im guessing he meant normal swim shorts
Yall can downvote but thats what he meant. He even responded to another of my comments
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u/Deucalion666 29d ago
He clearly doesn’t.
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u/KngZomB 28d ago
Homie it was a typo. Check again
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u/Deucalion666 28d ago
Writing a completely different word isn’t a typo. Now I definitely know you’re full of shit if you’re trying to excuse it with that.
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u/WaltzLeafington 29d ago
Why
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u/Deucalion666 29d ago
What do you mean “why”? He’s just responded that he had normal shorts on in response to being asked about swim trunks (it’s the same thing as swim shorts btw), but then in an another has specified he was wearing swim shorts. Why type normal instead of swim? OP is clearly talking bs.
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u/WaltzLeafington 28d ago
Because that's such a minor mistake to make? And people are acting like they cracked the case on a hulk meme?
Even if he did lie what does it matter. People found it funny. Why do we even care?
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u/Apprehensive_Hand571 29d ago
Any tegaderm or second skin dressing will prevent further irritation and knock down the sensitivity
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u/wooksGotRabies gave me this flair 29d ago
Bro is circumcised is all I’m saying
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u/R0RSCHAKK 28d ago
I'm circumcised and have absolutely no fucking clue what 'ol boy is talking about.
I even used to just go commando in general for years. Even while working in the hottest and sandy-est environment imaginable and STILL never had this.
Pretty sure OP was just playing with himself at the Waterpark lmao
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u/mossepso 29d ago
I know this problem OP. I always wear underwear when I go swimming.
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u/Lambchop1975 29d ago
It is worse if your trunks have the mesh, that is what I have heard anyway.
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u/Glad-Belt7956 29d ago
Once, part of my foreskin got stuck in that mesh. I can assure you that it was very painful to get it out.
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u/MonkeManWPG Pizza Time 29d ago
Is your foreskin velcro or something? It's a fabric mesh.
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u/TheHelhound2001 29d ago
Depends on how fine the mesh is, but yeah in a rough mesh like 1 mm in diameter holes, foreskin can go through and get stuck and it hurts.
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u/Niktodt1 29d ago
Happened to me while doing zumba and dancing in the pool. I didn't even notice and suddenly I felt a pull and sharp pain. I knew immediately what happened and I couldn't even react or prevent it....but in the heat of the moment I pushed through it and kept dancing. The dance coach was too hot and I didn't want to let her down. Heck, I was probably the only guy in the whole water park that actually dared to join the dance.....
It took three days to heal and no infection or complications, thankfully. But now I'm scared of going to the pool again and knowing this could happen at any moment.
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u/unbelizeable1 29d ago
That mess shit always chaffed my inner thigh. Cut that shit out if any pair I get that has it now.
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u/Roquestea 29d ago
I don’t get it
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u/KillingTime-22 29d ago
When I was child I had that happen before. Went full raw, bled a little and it hurt to pee for a long time. On two different nights it kind of healed closing up the hole slightly. Had to pee hard to fix it... I still remember the pain.
Good luck on your healing
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u/R0RSCHAKK 28d ago
You guys really need to practice safer masturbation techniques.
Wtf are you guys doing to be getting all this "chafing"?
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u/loptthetreacherous 29d ago
Is this some kind of circumcised problem that I'm too foreskinned to understand?
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u/Teboski78 ☣️ 29d ago
Routine infant genital mutilation is probably the dumbest thing about this country & that’s really saying something
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u/Dumbsterphire ☣️ 29d ago
There's a reason a lot of swim trunks have that irritating mesh layer inside.
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u/Apprehensive_Hand571 29d ago
I'm gonna say second skin dressing over the glans until the dressing falls off. Dress around your pee hole, don't try to poke a hole in the dressing
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u/bluebeast66 29d ago
Try fair harbor. It’s got lining that isn’t mesh. Expensive, but never had chaffed tip
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u/Electronic-Mouse6050 29d ago
I feel your pain brother, as a child I found out my eczema would not play nicely with the inner lining most swim trunks come with. My mother found me crying in the bathroom as I was pulling it out of my skin leaving bleeding fishnet shaped wounds around my legs, butt, groin, and everything else in the area. Still only the 2nd worse injury I've incured to my boy bits growing up, but it scared the crap out of both of us because neither we didn't think such a thing was possible.
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u/mctankles 28d ago
I’m really weird about this myself, I like my underwear tight so things don’t move around when I’m active but nowdays I can’t find any swimsuits that are tight enough with the mess but also big enough for my wasteline/leg length
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u/Few-Ride2541 28d ago
Boxers under trunks every time, that mesh irritates the fuck out of my legs and sack
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u/themustachemark ☣️ 28d ago
Never had this problem, must be an uncut issue as the cut man's head is both highly sensitive and highly resilient. It's the superior cock.
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u/NYJustice 29d ago
Never in all my life, having gone commando in countless situations with all kinds of materials, have I ever changed the tip or any other part of my dick. The only time I have changed it was with a partner who got a little overenthusiastic rubbing it with my pants still on.
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u/Thedoc_tv 28d ago
What all circumcises people deserve
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u/Prodi1600 29d ago
Me seeing the amount of people who are always comando, wtf with you guys, it's a swimming piece of clothing not underwear
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u/KngZomB 29d ago
Important note: these were normal shorts not swim shorts
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u/Deucalion666 29d ago
“Nah it was swim shorts. Prolly should mention that”
So which fucking was it? You’re full of shit and can’t even keep your own story straight.
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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend 29d ago
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