r/dankmemes 29d ago

A GOOD MEME (rage comic, advice animals, mlg) I speak from experience

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u/Smexy_Zarow aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 29d ago

What the fuck do you mean Commando at the swimming park? Do you people wear underwear under your swimwear??

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u/ChefArtorias 29d ago

Probably wore gym shorts instead of proper swim wear.

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u/WaltzLeafington 29d ago edited 28d ago

I do, its synthetic not cloth, so it dries quick, but i have the same problem as op, dunno if its just the material but it sucks

Edit: someone asked how and deleted. So for any wondering how. There's an inner layer of mesh that just irritates certain regions. I wear synthetic underwear thats softer and so it solves the issue

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u/piddydb DefinitelyNotEuropeans 29d ago

I’ve experienced the problem too, it just takes finding better swimsuits/material I find. Not always true but in general the cheaper suits lead to more chafing than slightly more expensive brand names.

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u/BackdoorSpecial ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з= ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) =ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ 29d ago

This only happens if my swimsuit doesn’t have the undies in it.

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u/Iforgotmylines 29d ago

I’ve had it happen with or without a lined or what you want to call. Boxers under the trunks 100%

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u/ChaosKeeshond 28d ago

But how? The point of the liner is that if encases your package and it doesn't really move around.

To chafe the tip raw there would have to be enough space in there for your dick to be pointing forwards, uncompressed and flapping about.

You people are buying way oversized shorts for sure. Because the alternative is a penis so small that it literally doesn't make sense.

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u/Iforgotmylines 27d ago

Water parks

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u/ChaosKeeshond 26d ago

It took me this long to realise why you said that.

Water parks.

Cold water.

Shrinkage.

I see what you're saying, and that's a fair point efficiently made.

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u/Iforgotmylines 25d ago

Plus getting your crotch blasted with water jets at the top of the slides

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u/CygnusX-1001001 Useless Fuck 29d ago

I've only ever had problems with the swimsuits that have built in undies

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u/DoNotCorectMySpeling 29d ago

I don’t, and I have never experienced chafing.

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u/CaterpillarLoud8071 29d ago

On holiday this year I saw a lot of people wearing boxers under swimming shorts. I don't understand it, they're not gonna dry out quick which is the whole point of swimming shorts? Is it a new trend?

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u/im_thatoneguy 29d ago

Yes. And my friends who don’t have repeatedly complained about exactly this outcome.

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u/KngZomB 29d ago edited 28d ago

Nah it was normal shorts. Prolly should mention that

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u/JotaroTheOceanMan 29d ago

You said normal shorts in another comment.

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u/WaltzLeafington 29d ago

Im guessing he meant normal swim shorts?

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u/KngZomB 28d ago

Yea I’m pretty sure it was normal shorts

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u/StupidMario64 I am fucking hilarious 29d ago

You still dont need underwear???

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u/DoNotCorectMySpeling 29d ago

With the inner netting?

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u/KngZomB 28d ago

No just normal shorts.