r/dankmemes 29d ago

A GOOD MEME (rage comic, advice animals, mlg) I speak from experience

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u/BankaiRasenshuriken Wants to die 29d ago

Bro forgot to wear his foreskin

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u/Dreadnought_69 29d ago

It’s the American way. 🤷

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u/Asocial_Stoner 29d ago

Kinda insane when you think about it: one of the strongest powers in the world in terms of military and economic power regularly practices religiously motivated infant genital mutilation.

But on the other hand very much in character for the USA...

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u/ThingWithChlorophyll 29d ago

Is it religious? I knew that muslims do it as a ritual but didn't know christians also had that

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u/ahamel13 I start my morning with pee 29d ago

Christians explicitly don't, as the requirement to circumcise was rejected at the council of Jerusalem in Acts 15. It's actually a heresy to claim that it's required for salvation.

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u/Dexinerito 29d ago

Americans don't really read the Bible though. And that wouldn't be the biggest heresy on the list by far. Even omitting Mormons, and JWs, 3/4 of American evangelicals believe in the Arian heresy the first heresy to be addressed by an ecumenical council in the Council of Nicaea of 325. The Nicene Creed one

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u/MonkeManWPG Pizza Time 29d ago

Muslims and Jews do but Christians largely don't. It's a cultural thing in the USA that they (for some reason) adopted.

Unless they're truly too stupid to wash their dicks, it's probably some prudish motivation.

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u/flaming_burrito_ 29d ago

A bunch of Christian wackos wanted to prevent people from jacking off. Didn’t work, but it just became normal. Kellogg also made cornflakes for the same reason, IIRC

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u/BlurredSight FOREVER NUMBER ONE 29d ago

Religious reasons go for it because there's some benefits and some drawbacks, but purely cosmetic reasons is nuts

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u/Asocial_Stoner 29d ago

I have no direct insight into the mind of these lunatics and I suspect that the "it's just what everyone does" motivation one commentor mentioned is probably the most common direct motivation these days.

Nevertheless, the original reason to implement the practice was (afaik) to prevent masturbation which was religiously motivated (Christians saying "masturbation is sin").

Sure, when that idiocy became untenable in the increasingly secular society due to the enlightenment, people needed a new reason to continue (because accepting being wrong was naturally unacceptable 🙄), and so they reframed it as a medical thing by inventing more bullshit claims.

So overall, I stand by calling it "religiously motivated" even if it is not a strict requirement by the base religion itself as it is in e.g. Judaism.

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u/pikleboiy r/Place Veteran 2022 28d ago

It originated as a religious thing, but has since become more cultural. The inventor of Kellogg's breakfast cereal thought it prevented masturbation (obviously not; take one look at the number of American porn sites), and so he promoted the hell out of it.