r/dankmemes ☣️ 11d ago

Big PP OC Just a little spice in this one for ya.

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u/UnofficialMipha 11d ago

Casual racism vs ranked competitive racism

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u/deanrihpee 11d ago

that's why SEA game servers are fun because they're competitively racist

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u/ThreexoRity 10d ago

My favorite was when a Filipino got called "SEAggers", and I was thinking: "that's weak, that's not even a slur, pump up your game."

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u/Y_10HK29 10d ago

Okay let me try.....puta

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u/ThreexoRity 10d ago

Pak u

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u/ehhmehh 10d ago

Tayms too

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u/DoggoNamedDisgrace 11d ago

Fun (in that frustrating sort of way) fact: the term "racist" is completely irrelevant when it comes to Russian invasion of Ukraine.

If we're talking ruskies subhuman scum invading Ukraine it's more of a xenophobia type thing.

And all slavic groups are now in contention in who hates russoa the most.

Fucking caucasian imbeciles, making us all look bad because we're just close to them.

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u/flaming_burrito_ 11d ago

It’s not racist in the same way that a lot of people use it, as in one color vs another, but it is ethno-nationalism, which is pretty much the same thing. Russia has been trying to wipe out the various Slavic subcultures of the countries around them since the days of the Russian empire. Some periods have been worse than others, but especially in Ukraine’s case, in the Baltics, and in Georgia, they have been trying to make them more Russian for a long time.

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u/Mand372 10d ago

Basically the USSR.

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u/Kazardum 9d ago

And then Ukrainians say they don't have fascists in the country.

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u/DoggoNamedDisgrace 9d ago

I'm polish fwiw.

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u/Kazardum 9d ago

Well, to be fair, your words are repeated by many Ukrainians, even my relatives.

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u/Beneficial-Category 4d ago

Without the average imbecile what would we have to laugh at?

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u/Teboski78 ☣️ 11d ago

I should also add that the Balkans possess all 3 of these varieties of racism in abundance

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u/Porsher12345 11d ago

Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/Chumbuckeneer 11d ago

Its one of the starting perks you get being born in the balkans.

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u/XR1K3YX 11d ago

Can confirm, born as a Bosnian, never had to train my racism, it just came to me naturally

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u/lleskaa 11d ago

As a Turk I can also confirm that I hate you

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u/CoffeePuddle 10d ago

As a Truck, beep beep.

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u/Leto_ll 10d ago

As a Turkey, gobblegobble

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u/mndl3_hodlr 10d ago

Sorry about that (being a b*snian)

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u/Chumbuckeneer 11d ago

Yep, I also speak from experience.

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u/Tamashi42 10d ago

Probably the only perk of being born in the balkans

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u/Chumbuckeneer 10d ago

That and early alcoholism and smoking perk. Try it early so by the time its legal you are sick of it and quit.

But it varies dependant on your INT stat.

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u/babbaloobahugendong 10d ago

Not from a Turk

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u/robotpiggy666 11d ago

Not from a Jedi

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u/-_Anonymous__- 10d ago

Not from a Serb

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u/OarsandRowlocks 10d ago

Not from a Yugoslav.

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u/realthunder6 Boston Meme Party 10d ago

I prescribe you with living in a minority area in any Balkan country for 6-12 months with plenty of Rakia/Pălincă.Should do the trick

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u/a-r-c 10d ago

drinking

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u/Uniformtree0 11d ago

I am 90% sure every Balkan has some level of hard coded genetic memory that instinctively tells them that they are in a TDM and who they need to beat the shit out of at this point.

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u/that_award_kid ☣️ 10d ago

Albanians are playing ranked, they are in another level

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u/le_sauron_boi 10d ago

I was just about to say, it's racism battle royale in here.

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u/tomwtfbro 9d ago

Fine I’ll visit the Balkans

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u/Shadowborn_paladin 1d ago

Balkans are a league above all other racists.

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u/freidrichwilhelm 11d ago

Funfact: In the Philippines, there's a traditional game called Ubusan ng Lahi. Which, for the most part, is just a variant of tag. What's funny is that the name can translate to "Racial Extermination." Ok, maybe just "Clan/family Extermination." The word Lahi is a broad term for blood related kin. It can be used for anything as small as a family or more accepted Western definition of race. Ubusan translates to "exhausting," "running dry," "act of removing until none remains," "finishing," etc. In context of the game, this is because the mechanics goes that two factions will struggle over members until none remains. Fairly innocent, but quite a name no?

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u/P3rilous Red 11d ago

catch a 'tiger' by a toe...

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u/LairdPeon 11d ago

Applied racism vs theoretical racism.

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u/shovel_is_my_name 11d ago

And then there's Mexicans and Latinos in general. Very racist amongst themselves

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u/Teboski78 ☣️ 11d ago

I still don’t understand they hate white people for raping and oppressing their ancestors & take pride in being indigenous but then look down on anyone whose skin is too brown & think being white looks classy. Make it make sense

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u/whatiseveneverything 10d ago

We're a stupid species running on pure dumb luck.

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u/trujillo1221 10d ago

You’re wrong, in Latinoamérica we’re ALL racist against each other but specially against Argentinians, those mf are the French of Latin America, but yeah we all sorta hate each other and call each others names but we actually really all share the Latin American sentiment so it’s one of those things like I can talk shit about my family but YOU can’t

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u/shovel_is_my_name 10d ago

Real as fuck, I worked at a resort and we always get international workers. We can be buddy buddy or course but since they take hours we usually hurl slurs amongst ourselves

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u/TruthCultural9952 11d ago

It's likely because the beef between those areas is actually historical and probably bloody as well. I hate the Chinese cuz we've got personal beef. Same with the Pakistanis, we've got beef. I'd assume that's the same with Chinese and Japanese.

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u/PharmDinagi INFECTED 11d ago

Well, Japanese beef is of a special variety.

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u/lhcmacedo2 11d ago

Wagyu, the best

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u/AffectEconomy6034 11d ago

Japan is the source of much asian beef today. They also raise some damn good cattle

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u/CreatureMoine 10d ago

They also love genocide

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u/TheSoulborgZeus 10d ago

they're hardly the only ones

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u/BeardPhile 10d ago

But one of the worst in history for sure!

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u/starfries 10d ago

I wasn't sure if this was about actual beef or war crimes lol

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u/NotSovietSpy 10d ago

Slow boiled beef with war crime seasoning, state propaganda topped

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u/Schwarzekekker 10d ago

Fucking expensive but nice

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u/foxymew 11d ago

I mean. There’s a LOT of wars in historical Europe too. Hell I think Sweden has a record for most wars. Or maybe just most wars between two countries.

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u/tigersareyellow 10d ago

Europe had the ability to marry royalty between countries, eventually making every ruler related to each other. You'd probably have had an easier time convincing a Japanese warlord to eat literal dog shit than to marry a Chinese lady for peace and alliance.

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u/MagnetMango 10d ago

Laughed outloud. I would say though that even bonds of blood are no guarantee.

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u/Insanefinn 11d ago

Sweden and Denmark had the most wars between two nations, I think

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u/Tedfromwalmart 11d ago

Asia has waaaaay more genetic diversity TBF even within communities that live miles apart

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u/Jaysong_stick 10d ago

East Asian beef is weird. It has bucketloads of connections and disputes between China, Korea, Japan.

The best summary is they’re constantly giving middle finger to each other, but when one country decides to upset the other two, it suddenly becomes “The enemy of my enemy is my friend.”

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u/Bloomberg12 10d ago

I don't think China and Japan would be teaming up against SK in almost any situation.

It's more like Korea hates China for various things but largely the Korean war and continued existence of NK while they both hate Japan for imperial Japan's actions in WW2.

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u/iDudeX_ 10d ago

We indians even got beef with each other. Nah but one thing I noticed is that Pakistani beef with each other in a way that they're almost trolling. "Lahoris are dumb. But us Karachiites love our drugs" Meanwhile in india, the beef is mainly to establish that one is superior to another in every way "oh this guy's a dalit. We won't even look in his general direction" "that person is from Bihar. Pin all the crimes on him"

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u/TruthCultural9952 10d ago

firstly, caste based discrimnation is all but gone, maybe it exists in some middle of fuckwhere but not in major places. secondly, bihari hate is purely theatrical, youd know if you get out of instagram once in a while.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

“Caste based discrimination is all but gone”

😂😭

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u/Atonam-12 10d ago

That’s true, I don’t hear much caste based discrimination nowadays. BUT it’s not gone.

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u/iDudeX_ 10d ago

My only India news I get is either from family or insta since I don't live there. One of my cousins moved back there for uni and he says it's chill, at least in the city he lives in. Some of my fam lives in another city in the same state (UP) and say it's kinda bad because of the whole religion war bs. Some of my family members have been targeted as well a few years ago.

Leaving aside the caste discrimination and religion wars, I noticed when I went to India the last time, there was a lot of envy flying around even in a community about each other. And a lot of one-upmanship was there.

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u/BabyRanger1012 10d ago

All this beef talk got me hungry

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/3Rr0r4o3 10d ago

I mean, there was a reason everyone was losing it when SK, Japan and China decided to get along to protect against America, like these lot have thousands of years of beef

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u/fcbx347 11d ago

I'm assuming you are most likely Indian. I hate to break it to you but Indians and Pakistanis are not two different races.

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u/ZanXBal 11d ago

Yeah cause a Pashtun from Pakistan is identical to a Tamil from India lol /s. There's huge differences, even within the countries themselves. Don't be ignorant, man.

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u/seaneihm 11d ago

Japanese people when they trace through 5 generations of your family tree to find that your great great grandfather was actually Korean, and even though you were born in Japan, speak fluent Japanese, and have a Japanese last name, they deny your housing.

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u/Shadowwreath 11d ago

I've been saying this for years. 99% of racists are terrible people becauze they think they're superior to another race simply for the fact that they have a different skin color and nothing more. That's neanderthalic and makes them the dumb one because all they can spout is a few stereotypes and some slurs.

But that last 1% are masters of their craft. They didn't just conclude they're better because they feel it, they did the research. When they want to insult another race they can cite specific common happenings and issues the community faces. They know the stats and have ascended beyond the use of slurs by developing their own insults based in modern day issues of the race they're discriminating against. They're still awful people for being racist, but they're 200x funnier and can actually be original about it

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u/Eranaut 11d ago

Redditors like to believe that some people were born racist. I find that insulting.

My racism was crafted. Forged. Engineered to perfection. I can smell someone from 3 blocks away and know exactly which slur to call them in their native tongue.

You think I was just given this power? I earned it.

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u/DoggoKing4937 10d ago

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u/RandomLepp 10d ago

Edit the meme to have a Burger King crown pls

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u/xdanxlei 10d ago edited 10d ago

You think racism is your ally. But you merely adopted racism. I was born in it. Molded by it. I didn't see human rights until I was already a man. By then it was nothing to me but WOKE!

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u/The_Knife_Pie 10d ago

Bro needs to consult for the next Sseth video.

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u/Springheeljac 10d ago

That's neanderthalic and makes them the dumb one because all they can spout is a few stereotypes and some slurs.

That's speciest.

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u/Shadowwreath 10d ago

If they didn't want to be the insult against someone's intelligence they should've survived simple as

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u/Springheeljac 10d ago

They didn't die because they were stupid, its likely they were wiped when not interbreeding due to homo sapiens being more aggressive. We don't normally call victims of a genocide stupid.

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u/PJ-The-Awesome ☣️ 11d ago

Happy cake day.

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u/Dr_Dressing 10d ago

Not only is it original, it's usually also a lot more honest.

Take it away, Trevor Noah!

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u/PLAP-PLAP 10d ago

Yeah nah im racist because of statistics and personal experience, so far i havent been mugged by a white guy while ive had to give up multiple wallets and its content when i got mugged by people of color.

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u/BiggieCheese3421 🍄 10d ago

Were the people of colour poor, middle class, or wealthy? If poor then it's a poverty issue

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u/Every_Huckleberry90 11d ago edited 11d ago

If you want good old fashioned racism head over to Instagram

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u/Beneficial-Category 4d ago

Tweeter has the occasional burst of old-fashioned.

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u/ahamel13 I start my morning with pee 11d ago

Are we seriously pretending that Europeans aren't precise in their racism?

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u/The_Knife_Pie 10d ago

As a European, I concede that I don’t study other Europeans before being racist against them. Because I don’t need to, the superiority of Sweden over D*nmark, Germany or the French is self evident and needs no supporting arguments.

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u/xdanxlei 10d ago

The superiority of anyone over the Fr*nch is self-evident.

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u/TheCherryPi 10d ago

See but this tactic is weaker, by revealing information about yourself you give opponents strong low blows, which could be defended by citing War crimes your side has committed but that's not Sweden's strong side, so you would have to go at the angle of counter insulting to defend the low blow, this is difficult if you can't pin point the origin of your opponent, In that case you may be forced to use one of your Ultimates early therefore not having it for the rest of the match (Citing your Viking heritage, and building up from there).

But to win you have to truly believe what you are saying is The Truth, or else you will lose.

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u/fedexpoopracer 10d ago

it's very telling you don't specify which country you're from in the comments section about racism

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u/The_Knife_Pie 10d ago

What? I literally said “The superiority of Sweden…”. Or do you think I’m from idk Norway and decided to just shill Sweden?

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u/fedexpoopracer 10d ago

That's such a Finnish thing to say

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u/Beneficial-Category 4d ago

Some times they are precise. The rest of the time it's like a spray of diarrhea where everyone gets shit on.

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u/FortisxLiber 10d ago

Africans and Asians are often so blind to their own racism and participation in the slave trade and global systems of oppression that it strikes the learned as ghastly cognitive dissonance.

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u/ThisisThomasJ Dank 11d ago

Is it wrong to say that the animated show, The Boondocks, fits this stereotypical mold of self centered racism but they retroactively try to change public opinion on it?

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis Defensive flair 11d ago

Saying Africans study every angle of history and geopolitics is laughable considering the Muslim brotherhood, black Israelites, and other black radical groups that have this weird mythological version of history they push

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u/Own-Professor-6157 10d ago

Korea is easily the most racist country I've visited in my life. You will be denied entry purely based on race in many clubs and even stores. India? Pakistan? Hell, anywhere not western. Insanely racist.

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u/BoiFrosty 11d ago

As if African or asiatic intergroup conflict isn't just as tribal as others? China, Korea, and Japan all call themselves the master race/ culture while viewing their neighbors as backwards and inferior. Don't even get me started on conflicts among Indian kingdoms, castes, language groups or ethnicities.

India isn't really a country, that's a modern concept they've all agreed to. It's something like 1100 different kingdoms and territories that all got conquered by the British.

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u/timecat22 10d ago

white people were so good at racism that there were words that we had to completely retire because they were overpowered and broke the racism meta

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u/eastcoastwaistcoat 11d ago

Shit. I thought I was super high. Then I read this.

Im still high, but this is a weird thing to over analyze.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/eastcoastwaistcoat 4d ago

Never have i seen a dragon in the kitchen but my tile has been lilly pads on a pond on the kitchen floor. I was not sure how to navigate.

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u/Beneficial-Category 4d ago

My cousin sees dragons and his angry ex whenever he's high. His brother sees Bill Nye the Science Guy spinning in the air like a Bethesda character.

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u/eastcoastwaistcoat 4d ago

I have a hard time believing that.

I was talking about mushrooms.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/eastcoastwaistcoat 4d ago

Then, they are experiencing sleep deprivation hallucinations. Shouldn't see anything like that unless they are pulling your leg. They probably need help if you are serious.

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u/sandwichcandy 10d ago

So why isn’t African food any good? All of the other super racists, even the American south, have excellent tasting food.

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u/NMunkM 10d ago

As if Europeans can’t tell the medis apart by the shape of their nose lmfao

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u/Ill-Brother-9537 11d ago

This guy making a post about (im not typing all that):

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u/Farajo001 11d ago

Latam is last one as well Source: I'm from Latinoamerica

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u/edinho_sheeroso 10d ago

South americans being racist to anyone, even people their own race(we all mixed in this shit), purely based on isolated actions they experienced throughout their lives.

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u/AlexPaterson16 10d ago

Amateur, semi pro and professional racism

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u/VirtualJam97 10d ago

What are you talking about? Only white people can be racist I'll have you know. Something about prejudice and power, can't remember the bullshit fully haha

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u/Ok_Change836 10d ago

Yeah, i can't say thats true for Africans...

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u/UnresolvedInsecurity 10d ago

Here's an idea. If you don't give a fuck about your race, you can't give a fick about anyone else's.

And remember kids. Race is made up.

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u/PenguinBread 11d ago

every country is racist against someone else

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u/DWill23_ 11d ago

Finally a dank meme. You only see one of these every other week.

Also the Mods are gay af

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u/irwinner2 11d ago

africans and studying?

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u/MelkMan7 9d ago

This person understood the assignment.

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u/atvdanny 11d ago

Or they're just racist because they see their homes being flooded with people who don't share the values of the country they immigrate to and are lowering the standard of living for everyone while making it harder for people born there to survive.

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u/zaque_wann 10d ago

Blame the ruling class for that, they brought them in, loves the cheap labour, the kinds of conditions migrant workers are willing to put up with, can't company hop as easily due to visa etc. If your country simply decided the minimum wage and policy better, companies won't hire migrants if they cost too much, won't be worth it.

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u/LunarCrisis7 10d ago

See kids, this is what the post means by racism as a result of ignorant nonsense

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u/Drinky_cj 11d ago

Well well well

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u/Nyctfall 10d ago

This checks out.

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u/okletmethink420 10d ago

The world is a really fun place!

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u/TheBlackOwl2003 10d ago

Racism is more than just a science, it's an art form. One of the purest representation of humanity since the creatiom of civilisation

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u/WealthAggressive8592 10d ago

Nobody has yet to create a truly offensive slur for white people. That's how you know this meme isn't true. I could be instantly banned from this sub and probably tank my entire career with one or two slurs for other races, but cracker? Mayo monkey? Nothin to worry about. Come on fellas, you can do better...

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u/buttholebutwholesome 10d ago

Europeans did eugenics.

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u/MonoLIT_32 10d ago

Sir the balkans will hit the post

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Eastern Europe is on the same level as Asia wym

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u/thedr0wranger 10d ago

At the risk of sounding like Im defending this, it works differently because in the US attempting to scientifically identify or talk about a "racial" difference is effectively announcing you have no credibility. 

Folks do try to talk about some of that, amid their nonsense they might even make legitimate observations. But like the Bill Burr joke about a sports caster theorizing about slavery/breeding programs creating bigger stronger faster men, it doesnt matter whether theres a point or not because thats not a valid conversation here, and for decent historical reasons.

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u/Zipflik 10d ago

Last time Europeans did the high tier racism, you lot didn't like it

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u/xDuzTin 10d ago

Let’s be real here, 80% of European "racism" is an inside running joke. The remaining 20% are directed towards the French, we all hate the French.

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u/Blod_Cass_Dalcassian 9d ago

People like to ignore that Arabs are still the all time greatest colonisers. But yeh Europe bad, Arabia good.

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u/Captain_react 9d ago

I want to see the response of demanding more white/black people in Bollywood movies.

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u/HannibalKing92 8d ago

If you Tell the truth, there ist No racism. If they call us colonial murders, they are right

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u/Altacc006 8d ago

Imagine being this delusional

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u/Teboski78 ☣️ 8d ago

It’s a shitpost

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u/OrDuck31 11d ago

Turkey having both european and asian side and 3x total racism:

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u/pantherosaur 10d ago

Ohh. Pls..

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u/ZerotheR 10d ago

This is a poor imitation of Tricknology. Nice try OP but you will never defeat the white devils at their own game.

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u/Teboski78 ☣️ 10d ago

I’m white

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u/EquipmentElegant 11d ago

Just a reminder in America it’s called casual racism

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u/StandardN02b 11d ago

American racism is very studied and justified by the FBI.

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u/polymonomial 10d ago

Americans are stuck in low elo racism while Asians are already at the world stage of racism

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u/salt--eater 10d ago

Can confirm as an African we may be 3 class world nations but when it comes to racism sexism matter a fact any of the ism-s we're first class

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u/itsRobbie_ I want to die 10d ago

Americans are in preschool for racism, some of these other places have phds in racism

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u/wogfood 10d ago

Americans. 

They blamed the aliens for their peak wealth inequality,

And handed the billionaires unchecked power.

They rejected science and sold off mother earth

They made the tech bros gods and idolised their corporations 

And voted again and again to eat all their shit 😋 

-- and they did it all for their own morbid amusement.

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u/InkyBoii 11d ago

How about no racism?

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u/Teboski78 ☣️ 11d ago

But then. What would anyone with basic decency & common sense have to laugh at?

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u/TheGoochAssassin 11d ago

Single people on welfare with 5 kids?

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u/SlaveroSVK 11d ago

How about you stfu, person of maybe different shade of color than mine!?

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u/JadeS2356 Boston Meme Party 11d ago

Unfortunately, racism cannot be avoided. It's albeit debated but it can be drawn back to how our ancestors' social groups didn't exceed over 50 and the inmate fear of strangers/xenopbia. So it's technically in our very DNA and brain wiring to look at someone different than ourselves and find something wrong with them.

Does it make sense? Nope, but your Brian is essentially a slab of fat and salts with electrical currents weaker than a battery running through it.

Mokey brian does what monkey brain wants and it's on us to manually correct that behaviour.

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u/P3rilous Red 11d ago

or you could be conflating the human fear of change, a little pseudo evolutionary psychology, and electrical engineering to forget that, "racism is learned" while suggesting "travel cures racism" is somehow burdensome instead of liberating?

not debating, just curious if this could have similar explanatory powers...

edit: ya'll should never have been let off the continent

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u/JadeS2356 Boston Meme Party 10d ago

I mean, fair enough. After all we had a tendency of enslaving people from adjacent countries before we got to transport via sea and got slaves from more "exotic places" compared to the ones of origin.

So yeah, me calling racism itself might have been an exaggeration but the xenophobia is still at the root of the problem.

Also, I don't really get what you meant with the electrical engineering comment because that sounds dangerously close to brainwash people to be better, but I wouldn't trust anyone with that kind of tech to not use it do polarise the people even harder.

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u/P3rilous Red 10d ago edited 10d ago

I'm suggesting you mistake wattage for power without really understanding the scale of a watt in comparison to neuron, a kilocalorie, or a mediated discharge...

with the last bit, sorry for sounding short, coffee

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u/JadeS2356 Boston Meme Party 10d ago

Ah right, thank you.

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u/LunarCrisis7 10d ago

It’s actually quite easy to not be racist.

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u/fcbx347 11d ago

How about we all get laid? We all want it but neither of them is gonna happen

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