r/dankmemes • u/MrMayhem84 • 1d ago

The real Goldmember?

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u/DombekDBR 1d ago

It’s not the guy shown. It’s an old photo of polish rapper Popek, he looks „slightly” different nowadays

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u/Virtual_Happiness 1d ago

The whole story is fake, not just the pic. lol

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u/enwongeegeefor 1d ago

Wasn't he the guy that got "anime" scarification across his face?

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u/DombekDBR 1d ago

Yeah… ummm, there is more to that story. But it’s NSFW to say the least 🍔

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u/enwongeegeefor 23h ago

Oh WHAT?!?? Holy SHIT!!

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u/droppedmydinner 1d ago

Haven't heard of an Over Gold death since Mr Big got taken down in I'm Gonna Get You Sucka.

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u/socks 1d ago

Not sure if this is relevant, but an Indian businessman who made headlines in 2013 for purchasing a shirt made entirely of gold was beaten to death in Western India: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jul/16/indian-businessman-famed-for-240000-gold-shirt-beaten-to-death

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u/why_did_I_comment 1d ago

I think they call that "tenderizing".

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u/fableAble 20h ago

Can't have a chewy gold flaked Indian

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u/JarOfHotIce 1d ago

It's Popek, King of Albania and a well-known in Poland rapper.

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u/azuranc 23h ago

Topkek? [adjusts hearing aid]

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u/rantonidi 1d ago

Poor man mistake, he should have gone with platinum

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u/autumnstorm10 1d ago

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u/DigitalTomFoolery 21h ago

"His Farger, Dr. Evil."

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u/HelloMeMeetTheRealMe 23h ago

Popuś, to ty?

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u/FitBattle5899 1d ago

Reminds me of the gold overdose from this movie.

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u/TrumpsFaceAnus 23h ago

I'm Gone Get You Sucka is a classic!

"Fuck the cup, just pour it in my hand."

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u/WishlessJeanie 21h ago

"Come on, man, let me get a sip for fifteen cents."

"My cups cost more than fifteen cents!"

"Okay, fuck the cup, pour it in my hand for a dime!"

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u/TrumpsFaceAnus 20h ago

Yep, that entire scene is classic comedy gold. Just a funny movie altogether.

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u/Firecat_Pl Seal Team sixupsidedownsix 1d ago

I swear lottery is like these cursed treasures that bring ruin upon ones who obtain them

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u/bigredmachinist 1d ago

Not for me bro. I would buy a nice dependable Honda civic and pay off my house. I just crossed gold plated balls off the list, so I’ll be saving a lot!

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u/Jerryboy92 23h ago

Him: Do you like gold?

Her: Absolutely!

Him: You can gold dig for deez nuts!

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u/Bargadiel 1d ago

This isn't why they call it the Powerball

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u/gallanonim613 20h ago

He is Popek król Albanii

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u/Sabz5150 1d ago

Gold is a soft, malleable material.

So ball not too hard.

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u/TheDevilsCoffeeTable 22h ago

As a Canadian you have no idea how bad I wanted this to be true lol

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u/Violent_Paprika 21h ago

Swag Swan? Honestly pretty based.

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u/NotThatGuyAnother1 21h ago

It took balls to go out that way.

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u/xvashxvashx 17h ago

When your balls too hard

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u/Ki-ev-an 16h ago

That’s popek, gang Albania

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u/ChewMaNutz The Filthy Dank 15h ago

This is a perfect runner up mvp for the Darwin Awards

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u/Canadia86 15h ago

Sanest white trash Canadian

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u/emk169 1d ago

Bros a chad bro