r/dankmemes • u/DerpWyvern • 1d ago

🦆🦆 THIS CAME OUT OF MY BUTT 🦆🦆 This leaves me sleepless

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u/computerCoptor 1d ago

The beautiful thing about English is that you can make your own words for them….

…jarts and hissy bois.

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u/xubax 1d ago

Hissy bois is two words.

How about flarts and fliffs.

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u/DerpWyvern 1d ago

any language you can make your own words, that's how words come into place, it's the lack of consensus on what to call them

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u/allykopow I am fucking hilarious 18h ago

Mines more misty than hissy

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u/GlueSniffingCat ☣️ 1d ago

This mfer doesn't know what adjectives are.

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u/DerpWyvern 1d ago

by this logic half the words in the dictionary are not needed

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u/halfandhalf1010 1d ago

Toots and rippers

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u/Tychus_Balrog 1d ago

In Danish we call them "Nordmænd" and "Svensker".

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u/Krisuad2002 Eic memer 1d ago

As a Finn, I fucken love this

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u/DerpWyvern 19h ago

care to elaborate with a literal translation

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u/G_flux 1d ago

Voiced vs. unvoiced anal fricative

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u/Trapmaster83 1d ago

Bro pretending to be cultured, but probably doesnt even know about the squeaky door, the machine gun, the buzzing fly, not to mention the litany of different acoustic venues in which one might release themselves. The limits of language are only your imagination. All these words were made up by idiots like you and me. Sigma Ohio.

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u/InTheMemeStream 1d ago

Names do exist actually:

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u/DerpWyvern 1d ago

queefs are not what I'm talking about

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u/InTheMemeStream 1d ago

If a woman queefs into a man’s ass, and then he then farts it out, is it still a queef?

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u/haywire4fun 1d ago

I beg your kindest the fuck?!

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u/eMmDeeKay_Says 1d ago

Yes, I believe the origin of the gas is the relevant difference between a queef and a fart. A queef is just air being forced out, a fart is gasses that have developed and built up in your digestive system.

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u/HighVulgarian 23h ago

A queef can also originate from a fart that traveled along the taint and into the queef hole.

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u/mattthebamf 1d ago

It’s a quart

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u/Ideaslug 1d ago

Do other languages?

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u/DerpWyvern 1d ago

i know one at least

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u/mawood41980 1d ago

What? Phews and Prrrrats are no longer words?

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u/Fiyah_Crotch 1d ago

Wet or dry, and both have degrees of severity.

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u/DerpWyvern 1d ago

agreed, we need like a 4d chart mapping all degrees of wetness, loudness, smoothness, etc...

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u/Birch_Leafff 1d ago

Bro hasn’t even read James Joyce

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u/CptAngelo 1d ago

Arse full of windy fellows

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u/xubax 1d ago

I think a more interesting thing English is missing a word for is the feeling of sadness and relief. Such as when a parent dies after a protracted illness.

Maybe sadief or ruelief, or something like that.

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u/turdfurg 1d ago

Bittersweet is the word you're looking for.

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u/xubax 1d ago

It's close. But not on the money.

It means something that's both pleasant and regretful.

Pleasant isn't the same as relief.

Winning a championship by beating a friend is bittersweet.

Moving out from your childhood home in which you were raised by a loving family with fond memories to go out on your own and have your own place is bittersweet.

The death of a loved one who is suffering isn't bittersweet. You're not really happy they died. You're relieved that they died.

So, close, but not a bullseye.

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u/TheShipBeamer You ship characters, I ship vessels. we are not the same 1d ago

Rip ass vs poot/toot

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u/Nefarsus 1d ago

Silent creeper

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u/tellmesomeothertime 1d ago

Difference between a toot toot and a Fwhrrrrrrpp

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u/plutus9 ☣️ 1d ago

In German it’s probably something like fartsilken and bumblebuttburpenruff

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u/CrustyJuggIerz 1d ago

Sleekies and flappers

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u/jumzish94 1d ago

Pooting, tooting, pumping, trumping

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u/kswogen 1d ago

LOL relevant post flair

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u/ChefArtorias 1d ago

There are definitely different words for types of farts they just vary. A toot is not the same as letting it rip.

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u/DerpWyvern 1d ago

"letting it rip" isn't a word it's a sentence

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u/Vorname_Name 1d ago

Toots and rumbles.

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u/JadeS2356 Boston Meme Party 1d ago

What language do YOU speak to have words for that?

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u/DerpWyvern 19h ago

Arabic, which is not strange for a language with unique words for the most trivial things ever, but i think the words i use come from my dialect, so it's not universal for all Arabic

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u/SnooLemons5912 1d ago

It does. Smooth and jittery. Watch me use one in a sentence. "That fart was a smooth fart" "definitely not a jittery fart".

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u/efilsg0d 1d ago

It does. You used them in this meme

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u/kihraxz_king 1d ago

We don't need distinct words for everything. We have adjectives.

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u/DerpWyvern 19h ago

agreed, but we need for farts