r/dankmemes • u/TaxPsychological2928 • 1d ago

I probably shouldn’t say this, but I have to

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u/ChaosOfOrder24 1d ago

Your uncle:

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u/Zeul7032 6h ago

"I, [Name], take you, [Name], to be my lawfully wedded [husband/wife/partner], to have and to hold from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, until death us do part"
note this is a vow meaning "or I will go to hell" is implied at the end. So as long as you are willing to go to hell...