r/dankmemes 4d ago

ancient wisdom found within Alpha grindset rn! from rags 2 riches arc complete, started w/ zero coins now i got it all fr fr 🔥🙏

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u/ChaosOfOrder24 4d ago

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u/0rclev True Gnome Child 4d ago

Green Mario did nothing wrong.

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u/super__hoser ☣️ 4d ago

He is a man of the people.  

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u/Lump-of-baryons 4d ago

Funny how we don’t hear about him anymore, corporate media and all that

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u/lvl999shaggy 4d ago

Free Luigi!

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u/LuigisManifesto 4d ago

The CEO also stole all my pixels.

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u/Maxsmack 4d ago

Good meme, and even better username

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u/Cool-Appearance937 4d ago

Ok that’s funny

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u/Notos88 4d ago

Buddy inherited his wealth too. Literally earned nothing for himself.

Edit: I was mistaken he earned a hat wretched from a child, self made cunt.

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u/SilverDiscount6751 4d ago

dont worry, his kids wont inherit much wealth now.

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u/SilverDiscount6751 4d ago

this man proves that theft doesnt come from poverty. It's an opportunity crime (while also having the tamperament to steal)

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u/vaterl 4d ago

Post commie brigaded hard asf. Whatever, Cold War: Capitalism-1, Communism-0. Enjoy posting on Reddit and contributing to the system comrade!

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u/LuigisManifesto 4d ago

Now, see here, I ain't nothing but a simple country chicken, so I ain't have the faintest idea what your schizo babble is all about, but I'll sure as shootin tell you something for free,

Ain't nothing wrong with having a good old-fashioned work ethic and using that to help people having a tough time, nor should you ever apologize for calling out people who don't;

https://youtu.be/BzRKsprglDs

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u/Decent-Assistance485 4d ago

What a strange reply... Are you ok?

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u/OsaasD 3d ago

Billionaire bootlickers start to foam at the mouth very easily, sadly the only thing american schools have been able to teach is to fear communism and spread very very wide for your oligarchic overlords

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u/Lentil_stew 4d ago

Unironic communism lmao

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u/Tailmask 4d ago

Most millionaires are self made

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u/SlightlySubpar 4d ago

/s, or are you saying that most millionaires made every penny on their own?

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u/pokeyporcupine 4d ago

Doesn't take much to be a millionaire these days tbh. Dollars aren't worth what they used to be.

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u/Tailmask 4d ago

80% of millionaires are self made, think doctors, lawyers, oil rig workers. If you ever buy a house in your life you’re basically halfway to being a self made millionaire

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u/LuigisManifesto 4d ago

I also take all the credit for a meal when I dish out my own plate after having nothing to do with cooking it.

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u/Tailmask 4d ago

How many times were you dropped on your head as a child? If your net worth is over a million and you work for your money you’re a self made millionaire. Definitions of words must be hard when you drool while you formulate thoughts

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u/vaterl 4d ago

Well I’ve got family members who work hourly jobs and are millionaires before 60. I think you rely too much on your parents money to understand monetary value and assume one million is some incomprehensible amount of money that would buy you all the Funkos you would ever want.

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u/usr_nm16 4d ago

This doesn't make sense in the context of the template

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u/LuigisManifesto 4d ago

The phrases over the dude are in quotes because people like him say all that crap, but if you look at their actions, they behave differently - they just steal shit.

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u/skillywilly56 4d ago

His actual quote was “life is first come, first served.”

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u/kriscnik 4d ago

But he wasnt first he was just stronger in the moment

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u/Totoques22 I start my morning with pee 4d ago

You mean in the non verified and probably fake email ?

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u/skillywilly56 4d ago

It was a response on gowork social media site and he has subsequently deleted his account, so id say on the balance of probabilities that having worked with a significant number of polish people for years and two polish family members so have some insight into their disposition AND he’s a CEO AND he stole the hat right out of a child’s hands right and then quickly tucked it away knowing he had done something wrong but DGAF, that it is factual and why he deleted his account following even more intense backlash.

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u/Timely_Demand_7228 4d ago

More likely than not that kids' parents are probably rich too.

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u/super__hoser ☣️ 4d ago

Kinda missing the point here...

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u/vaterl 4d ago

Shhhh they don’t care, it ruins their narrative