r/dankmemes • u/Pablus_A_Secas • Nov 20 '20

I am probably an intellectual or something everybody gangsta till the spanish-american friends gets mad

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u/Charred_Captain The Omnissiah wants your tek Nov 20 '20

Gran idioma en el cual más de la mitad de nuestra putas palabras se puede utilizar para insultar

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u/Pablus_A_Secas Nov 20 '20

XD si cierto, lástima que estos gringos crean que sus insultos son mejores que los nuestros B)

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u/notaGay-merbutagamer Mom counted to 0 Nov 20 '20

I like your funny words, magic man

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u/area51alienboss Nov 20 '20

Gonorrea hijueputa ;)

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u/Pablo2304 I am fucking hilarious Nov 20 '20

Calla el orto conchetumare :3

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u/mudkipzarelyfe Nov 20 '20

Chingona la conchatumare >:3

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u/area51alienboss Nov 20 '20

Cierra la puta boca miltrahijueputa <3

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u/PartTimeMantisShrimp Nov 21 '20

cesa la cadena de monosílabos que forman lo que se conoce como el lexema español y estan saliendo de la abertura en tu craneo con lengua y protuberancias de calcio, descendiente proveniente de alguien del sexo femenino que realiza coito a cambio de lo que se usa para obtener beneficios materialdss

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u/tracker4057 Nov 20 '20

Que te calles coño!!!

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u/YarosBond_is_taken Nov 20 '20

Me cago en tu puta madre pedazo de pajero malparido

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u/Erikgs350 Nov 20 '20

Escúchame una cosa pedazo de hijo de las remil putas y la recalcada concha de tu renegrida puta madre, hijo de una cañonada de vergas sifilíticas, aborto de la naturaleza porque no te buscas una mujer que no tenga una relación culo roto malparido, la puta madre que te recontra remil pario, metete tus intenciones en el medio del orto y utilízalas de consolador, adicto a la verga ¿por qué no venís y te robas esta?, la concha de tu puta madre no servis ni para vivir puto gasto de aire inútil, capricho de la malformación humana y la concha afligida de tu puta hermana la trola mama huevo de dos pesos que no sirve ni para coger como vos pedazo de animal, imbécil, trolo que te sientas en una pija por un paquete de doritos, prostituta barata, a vos te hicieron por no botar la leche, malculiado de mierda, hacete coger por un zoológico y pedile ayuda a tarzan, viola chiguagas, pajero compulsivo, chupa pijas, porongas, nabos, chotas, ñorongos, penes, vergas duras, blandas y semiblandas, cualquiera te viene bien puta relajada recipiente a estallar de semen, ¿sabes qué? chúpame la pija, hijo de la puta rebarata de tu imbécil e idiota madre, violado, imbécil, mama huevo, animal, bastardo, idiota, pedazo de mierda inerte, espero que te pudras en el infierno sorete, ¡QUE TE VIOLE UNA MANADA DE CERDOS MUGROSOS O QUE YO MISMO SEA EL QUE TE CAGUE A PATADAS HIJO DE LA RECONCHA DE TU REDOBLE HIJA DE PUTA DE PUTA DE TU MADRE! Si te llega esto a vos, pedazo de pelotudo imbécil, espero que no pienses que no te tengo rencor, porque de hecho si lo tengo y bastante cabeza de huevo

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u/EnvironmentalUse3 Nov 21 '20

geez fucking Louise, its a good thing i speak two languages because this is gold.

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u/TFLJMartis FOR THE SOVIET UNION Nov 20 '20

Aveces los insultos de tus padres duelen mas que las chanclas.

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u/Newgene_ Nov 20 '20

La chancla de mi madre esta hecha de madera ._.

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u/TFLJMartis FOR THE SOVIET UNION Nov 20 '20

Uy pobre

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u/giggity_giggity_g00 Nov 20 '20

What the duck are they saying I don’t speak el tucanazo

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u/TFLJMartis FOR THE SOVIET UNION Nov 20 '20

Stuff about chanclas

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u/CapitalHyena Nov 20 '20

nah bro zapatos. As someone who grew up in South Florida though this converstion funny af just google translate it

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u/gamestrangerus Nov 20 '20

C A G A S T E

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u/Kanola_oil Nov 20 '20

Nunca la chacla para mi. :( siempre era un cable roto o el cinto de mi apa

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u/thekenmatax the very best, like no one ever was. Nov 20 '20

El clásico cable roto, todavía me duele.

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u/Kanola_oil Nov 20 '20

A mi igual XD

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

Hasta que sacan la correa

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u/LocDat out of my way, I've got shit to shitpost Nov 20 '20

o o f

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u/Mauribob79 Nov 20 '20

O el chicote hecho de pata de venado con tiras de piel

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u/xChami Nov 20 '20

el famoso chancla

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u/amydeep07 Nov 20 '20

Any translators around

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

Translation: Sometimes your parent's insults hurt more than the slippers (they hit you with).

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u/rolapuerco Nov 20 '20

Tu porquei creiis ke soi gruingo

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u/garciamatajorge Nov 20 '20

Solo los que son de verdad latinoamericanos entenderam este nombre: elver gacorta

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u/slksoso Nov 20 '20

Elver Galarga

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u/martigf38 ☣️ Nov 20 '20

Ese sos vos no?

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u/pepoboyii Flight Core Nov 20 '20

CHEEEEE

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u/fuckermaster3000 Nov 20 '20

Alma Marcela Silva de Alegria

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u/Kooky-Slide434 Nov 20 '20

Nunca habia escuchado este, kudos.

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u/KermittingOofington the very best, like no one ever was. Nov 20 '20

Y yo de pequeño con mi Armando Casas :v

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u/JatnielDZ Nov 20 '20

Elba Ginon

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u/Viden96 Nov 20 '20

Larry Capija

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

Xd jajaja sus insultos están papita

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u/Gotze_Th98 Nov 20 '20

Fuck VS toda una malgama de insultos provenientes de países cuya identidad lingüística es la manera de hacer sentir mal al prójimo.

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u/Best_DildoEU Nov 20 '20

Y no es eso bello

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u/Zekken_D Nov 20 '20

Cierto, a veces incluso podemos tomar palabras no ofensivas y ponerlas en un contexto donde sean insultos

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u/FlappyFoglio Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Nov 20 '20

Techo laminado es mi insulto favorito

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u/the_nirlojjo101 I haven't showered in 3 months Nov 20 '20

Can anyone translate these?

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u/Elcapicrack Nov 20 '20

Great language, in which more than half of our fucking words can be used as an insult

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u/fuckermaster3000 Nov 20 '20

Aprenda un poco de espanol weon conchesumadre

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

Alright then, keep your secrets

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u/yepanotherone1 Nov 20 '20

Nada de secretos aquí huevón! Ponte a aprender o usa un sistema de traducción.

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u/Mr_1dot048596 Nov 20 '20

What In the crispy kentucky fried cinnamon toast on the head of satan spawn in heaven's hell's sacred Apple's Worms feces is this shitty goose chase katana fight of an imgur link!?

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u/ethanparab Professional ID10T Nov 20 '20

Sí, I puedo speak español and inglés, so yo can traducir for tú

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u/u-b-3 Nov 20 '20

No parece jajaja

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u/ethanparab Professional ID10T Nov 20 '20

I dije that yo can hablar in dos languages, pero not a different tiempos.

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u/Kooky-Slide434 Nov 20 '20

Alma Marcela Silva de Alegria

While blowing him she whistles out of joy. And it even sounds classy, freaking genius, for you gringos it's something like "Dick Fokker" to the eleventh power.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

I can if you want

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

I would translate more but I'm not sure if they (the people who wrote the messages) would want me to.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

Gringo!

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u/Marina_salvatti Nov 20 '20

Brasileiro?

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u/MeuPauDoiSeriamente Nov 20 '20

BRASIL CAMPEÃO PENTA 👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼🎖️🏆🏅🥇🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

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u/agustingomes Nov 20 '20

7 - 1 proibido esquecer huehuehue

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

Makako

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u/Tonoza1 Nov 20 '20

BRASIL MELHOR PAIS DO MUNDO

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u/MeuPauDoiSeriamente Nov 20 '20

MELHOR PLANETA DA TERRA

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u/SomeWeirdDude098734 Nov 20 '20

Sobretodo si eres andaluz jajaja

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u/Hebi_Ren Nov 20 '20

El "Me cago en tos tus muertos, perro, desgraciao, que no vales ni el agua que bebes" es mi preferido la vd :v fellow andaluh y alentejano v:

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u/garciamatajorge Nov 20 '20

Si cierto, la otra mitad la usamos para cosas cotidianas, tienes roda la razon wey

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u/MeuPauDoiSeriamente Nov 20 '20

Os manito achando q sabe xingar melhor que brasileiro, foda isso

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u/Xaqnuax I want to die Nov 20 '20

né

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u/Neo_isMy_waifu ùwú Nov 20 '20

Everybody gangsta till the dutch friend starts swearing

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u/yourBoiHans Nov 20 '20

Dutch sounds like a drunk german, trying to speak english - like even insults somehow sound funny

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u/Bram_BRS Nov 20 '20

Opgekankert en heel gauw met je gebrabbel duits is een neppe taal

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u/username0386 Nov 20 '20

And what does it mean?

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u/Big_Dik_Energi Nov 20 '20

Go away Cancer, really quick now with your gibberish. german is a fake language

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u/username0386 Nov 20 '20

Whoa. Much better than anything I can think of right now

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u/spaghettbaguett Fuck spaghettbaguett Nov 20 '20

jou ma is 'n dom kop en jy pa is a kat

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

He tyfusleier kanker een end op met je vieze gore kutbek, het is fucking andersom mogool

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u/Neo_isMy_waifu ùwú Nov 20 '20

Houw toch es heel gauw je kankerbek voordat ik er zeep in douw, iq loze teennagel

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

Ach kanker op als je niet oppast neuk ik je moeder

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u/Done-Man Nov 20 '20

There are only 2 types of people: people that think that dutch is the worst sounding language and the dutch

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u/knollieben Nov 20 '20

ik douw babi pang pang in je reet

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u/Yeetboy01 Dank Cat Commander Nov 20 '20

Optiefen kanker mongool

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

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u/ImJustALivingMeme Nov 20 '20

Put a Trex for Italy

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u/gsgaban Nov 20 '20

Ti bestemmiano addosso, altro che insultarti

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u/Satrum_ Nov 20 '20

Insulti sardi >>>> insulti italiani Non puoi nemmeno immaginare cosa tutto si può dire in sardo, dal maledirti la famiglia a insultare ogni minima cosa della tua persona, fino al farsi scopare da degli animali

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u/aleeessio Nov 20 '20

Daje compare sardo

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u/Satrum_ Nov 20 '20

Bella goppai

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u/carlo0704 repost hunter 🚓 Nov 20 '20

Insults you badly in Italian

Nah just kidding. Maybe..

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u/Rebi103 ☣️ Nov 20 '20

Poco dio

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u/frigley1 Nov 20 '20

Dio cane putana

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u/Lor450 Nov 20 '20

Un po’ più dio

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u/Rebi103 ☣️ Nov 20 '20

Porco dio stronzo inculato dalla madonna

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u/Newgene_ Nov 20 '20

Russian insults: amateurs, I said AMATEURS

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u/Sam-01_ Nov 20 '20

latin curses: PUNKS!

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u/stal1noverh1tler Nov 20 '20

summoning demon after stubbing your toe

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u/SkepticSepticYT Nov 20 '20

Ashamed how far i had to go to find this, whenever my russian friends curse i seriously get scared for no reason lmao

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u/notagoodname042 ☣️ Nov 20 '20

asi es hijo de tu Una cagada asquerosa, repelente, abyecta, vomitiva, mugrosa, maldita, diarreosa, estercolera, inmunda, malnacida, pudenda, apestosa, maloliente, cabrona, maricona, huevona, pendeja, tarada, cancerígena, jodida, culeada, gilipollesca, pelotuda, encamada, malnacida, retardada, atrasada, inútil, móngola, incestuosa, burda, estúpida, insulsa, putrefacta, traicionera, indigna, chupapollas, soplahuevos, esnifacojones, gueleculo, coprofágica, masca-morrones, infecta, cerda, nauseabunda, cochambrosa, cochina, verdulera, infame, ruin, rastrera, degradada, descerebrada, zopenca, zafia, puta, engreída, esquizofrénica, granulenta, infeliz, profana, calamitosa, deficiente, cretina, lela, ramera, fulana, calientaguevos, ridícula, petarda, pasmarote, fistro, desidiosa, puta, reputa, soputa, recontraputa, hija de puta, hija de un millón de putas, escupepitos, caradepedo, necrofílica, alientoamojón, lambe-bukaka, revuelcaleche, coñoesumadre y de su abuela, conchuda, culoroto, nalgas reventadas, tragasable, succionaditos, esfinterpartido, ojetedesilachado, sorbemocos, capulla, pelmaza, zoquete, masturbadora crónica, espuria, chupa-tampones, regluda, coprófaga, gerontofílica, turra, ojete, atorrante, tierrúa, pajúa, amamaguevos, onanista caradeconcha madre :)

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u/Podaaaa Nov 20 '20

Cerra el ocote escroto de mono retrasado al cual lo violaron por ser un inutil, te veo por lo calle y te hago cagar para adentro hijo de una madre que esta muy decepcionada por que su hijo le salio con retrasos y con el pito chico

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

A la puta... te pasaste

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u/sith-ar1 Nov 20 '20

Nadie entendió la referencia, que sad

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u/notagoodname042 ☣️ Nov 20 '20

es lo mas desepcionante que me a pasado

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u/MrFedoraPost Nov 20 '20

Porque lo dice tan brusco?

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u/pop013 Nov 20 '20

Serbia and Hungary has entered the chat

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u/kvassman-serb Nov 20 '20

Najebali ste ga usta vam jebem

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u/pop013 Nov 20 '20

Usta vam jebem krvava*

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u/Boss_Of_TheWorld Nov 20 '20

Mrš u pičku maternu govno jodeno čakarasto maleno, dabog da te kamion opiči na putu do kuće danas

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u/PussyMasterxd Nov 20 '20

Jebem a kurva mocskos usta te bogverte átkozott kurva... Jebiga baszdmeg, pusi mi fasz, te rühes kurac!

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u/LightSideoftheForce Nov 20 '20

I can easily swear for 2 mins straight without repeating a single word

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u/KennyDaBrown Nov 20 '20

As a Hungarian i can confirm this

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u/Mentolosmajkrem I did the epic gamer moment(gon wild) (gon secksual) Nov 20 '20

jól mondod basszameg

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u/KennyDaBrown Nov 20 '20

Köszönöm a k*rva életbe!

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u/Balkhan5 Nov 20 '20

Jebem li ti krvavim konjskim kurcem nevinu sestru na majčinom grobu

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u/Alco_Warrior Nov 20 '20

Some Hungarian pls, do your best!

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u/koboty Orange Nov 20 '20

Hogy nyaldosnád a sátán talpát a pokolban te utolsó telibevert mocskos fasszopó gecis kurva balfasz, hogy dögölnél meg az ocsmány képeddel együtt

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u/Heatedpotatoes Nov 20 '20

The English have left the chat: reason: Colonisation.

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u/TopGear25S Nov 20 '20

You went into that region, so let's not forget Romania. I mean, all of Eastern Europe should be included at this point.

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u/tibortru Nov 20 '20

that's ma boi

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u/UnepicDumbass Nov 20 '20

English insults: lil' kitty

Literally any insult in any other language: pack of lions

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u/Hayden5793 Nov 20 '20

Meanwhile in Australia just not really giving 2 shits about what they’re saying

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u/DanKrug2 Worlds 168th Dankest🏆 Nov 20 '20

I kinda noticed that only Australian people say: “don’t give 2 shits”

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u/soiz_dy Nov 20 '20

Nah it's a British thing too, I just prefer 'i don't give a flying fuck'

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

Hindi insults:

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u/vertiginosisimpl Nov 20 '20

Everybody gangsta till the german friend fails the art test

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u/destroyar101 Nov 20 '20

meanwhile the Dutch are walking in in a plague-docter suit

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u/kekmenneke Nov 20 '20

Dutch swearing:

50% disease

30% ailments

20% slurs

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

Coñoelamadre hijo de la gran puta, asqueroso animal rastrero. Bestia inmunda comepinga, perro sarnoso.

And other insults.

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u/Zagon__ ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Nov 20 '20

si

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u/DerGremlin Nov 20 '20

Did you hear the german insults?

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

Are you also part of the "Der-Club"

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u/DerGremlin Nov 20 '20

I am part of the Gremlin club

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

There is a group of people with "Der" in the beginning, you soon should get an invite if not already

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u/DerGremlin Nov 20 '20

Ohh sounds intresting. Hope I will get it soon

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u/gmoney5030 Nov 20 '20 edited Nov 20 '20

heres a german insult Halt die Klappe du fette Slobe Ass (yes the last two words are german)

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u/DerGremlin Nov 20 '20

Are the two last words really german?

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u/DerGremlin Nov 20 '20

I think I understand slobe but ass must be english or did it mean something abstract?

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u/BatkoSvetlio Nov 20 '20

Everybody gangsta till the slav kids start swearing

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u/Gobba42 Nov 20 '20

No manches

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

Perdonen la palabrota: está cañón

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u/Qwaze 🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 Nov 20 '20

Look my mom

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

Nuestro idioma tiene tantas combinaciones de insultos, es una locura

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u/SwayySwayy Nov 20 '20

why do I hear arabic boss music

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u/pleasewhy69 Nov 20 '20

Pillar men?!?

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

AYAYAYA

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

Arabic insults are a different breed man

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u/NeoliberalOligarca Nov 20 '20

Escuchame una cosa hijo de re mil puta y la recalcada concha de tu renegrida puta madre hijo de una camionada de porongas sifilíticas

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u/LetMeRegisterDambIt Nov 20 '20

Polish, kurwa, do you speak it?

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u/VexedDegree33 Nov 20 '20

Eres tan chulo que el dia que repartían los cromosomas te pillaste un par de mas fenomeno

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u/D4rcm3der Nov 20 '20

DO U WANT TO TASTE SUM ITALIAN PEZZO DI MERDA?

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u/Satrum_ Nov 20 '20

Oh sì, vogliamo far capire agli americani come funziona qui in Italia?

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u/_ALPHAMALE_ ☣️ I like furry inflation porn Nov 20 '20

Hindi speakers : pathetic

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u/Zafiiro Nov 20 '20

gordo puto conchudo cajetudo de mierda pedazo de gobernado salame cara rota trolo trolazo hijo de puta hijo de una huracanada de putas...basicamente, si sus insultos no son nada comparado con los nuestros

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u/billybobmcginty_20 Nov 20 '20

Indian insults is a dragon

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u/Faisal-but-not-taken Dank Royalty Nov 20 '20

I think we can all agree that English just isn’t a language for insulting

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u/ElQlanus Nov 20 '20

Callate gordo holocausto de canelones

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u/contraboi69 Nov 20 '20

"HIJO DE TU PINCHE MADRE CABRON, TE VOY A DAR UNAS CHINGADAS CON LA CHANCLA WEY"
-My Mom, 2017

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u/5AMACE Nov 20 '20

Hungary and Serbia: laughs in insulting

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u/Sasori6669 the very best, like no one ever was. Nov 20 '20

Romanian insults are the most creative, change my mind

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u/potatomato2503 Nov 20 '20

I speak romanian and spanish, can confirm spanish is better for insults

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u/username0386 Nov 20 '20

For example?

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u/LordRomania Nov 20 '20

Futu-ti morți mă-ti de țigan câcat la cur. Translation:Fuck your mother's dead you shitted gypsy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

Please give me an example, research purposes...

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u/Gerarpro Nov 20 '20

Ers tonto o pellizcas cristales (are you stupid or do you pinch glass)

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u/Elcapicrack Nov 20 '20

Yo soy mas del clásico "¿eres tonto o comes piedras?"

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u/TonkStronk Nov 20 '20

Polish folks: You know shit about fucking insulting you little kurwas

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

The Polish: Kurwa masz jakiś problem zjebie.

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u/NuggaGg Nov 20 '20

Hold my east European beer.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

Porra nenhuma, os argentinos não xingam quem nem a gente nessa caralha! Ps: xingamentos apenas para provar um ponto, sem a intensão de agredir ninguém.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

You never heard of italian dudes, especially from Veneto.

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u/IAmSerioslyNotYou Nov 20 '20

Romanian insults: Amateurs

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

Yep, I laugh so damn hard when I'm playing online with my romanian friends and they start throwing insults outta nowhere

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u/MadCows18 Nov 20 '20

Russian insults: *communist Godzilla drinking radioactive vodka intensifies

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u/peaanutzz Nov 20 '20

I'm guessing this is towards people that speak the same language? Because if someone is throwing profanities at me in a language I don't understand, I really wouldn't mind lol

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u/RoastyToasty4242 the very best, like no one ever was. Nov 20 '20

It’s all fine and good until the Russians and Scots enter the chat

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u/MrBiscuit23 Nov 20 '20

Romaniam swears are where it s at.

Futu-ti gura si mortisorii mortilor ma tii de boschetar

For example

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u/NyanAkilax Nov 20 '20

Solo miren el video de los 113 insultos de Dross... pero esos no son ni la mitad xde

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u/flying_potato97 Nov 20 '20

French is worse than English

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u/lordfrank18 I have crippling depression Nov 20 '20

Not French Canadian tho

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u/ChoticCadaver Nov 20 '20

Scottish insults are on a whole different level. The swearing is just to soften the blow

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u/Leafeyu Nov 20 '20

British insults are just a mixture of funny and slightly offensive

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u/Dreamcraft120 Nov 20 '20

UK English Insults:

"The fuck you say you putrefied, retch inducing cunt!? You prissy, little cockwomble! You complete, utter bellend! You fuckin' wankstain!

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u/tacolover2k4 Nov 20 '20

Russian insults: SCP-682

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u/YeetusSkeetusFeetus FOR THE SOVIET UNION Nov 20 '20

But English has this

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Shut yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosone metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan Indiana Jones magic tome overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zone Sylvester Stallone sierra Leone AutoZone professionally seen silver patrone tf up

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u/YetiBomber101 Nov 20 '20

Sorry I don’t speak burrito

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u/CookieLover_124 Nov 20 '20

Buen puto meme, pendejo

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u/KaraMustafaPasa Nov 20 '20

You haven't seen Turkish insults yet.

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u/Andres_Cepeda Nov 20 '20

I remember one time at the bank I work at. I was helping a Spanish customer, who had come into the branch without a mask. My banker, in English, politely requested the gentleman wear a mask. No pushback, but the man didn’t have a mask so he was provided one.

He walks up to me, still smiling, and asks, “you speak Spanish right?” So of course I responded yes. And my word, the vulgarities that then started freely pouring from his mouth. Cuss words I had heard all the time, to words he somehow used to make cuss words. Even words that I hadn’t ever heard. Now, he said it all so politely that my other tellers, who don’t speak Spanish, didn’t catch on at all. So that was a funny moment.