r/dankmemes Nov 20 '20

I am probably an intellectual or something everybody gangsta till the spanish-american friends gets mad

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u/Neo_isMy_waifu ùwú Nov 20 '20

Everybody gangsta till the dutch friend starts swearing

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u/yourBoiHans Nov 20 '20

Dutch sounds like a drunk german, trying to speak english - like even insults somehow sound funny

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u/Bram_BRS Nov 20 '20

Opgekankert en heel gauw met je gebrabbel duits is een neppe taal

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u/username0386 Nov 20 '20

And what does it mean?

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u/Big_Dik_Energi Nov 20 '20

Go away Cancer, really quick now with your gibberish. german is a fake language

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u/username0386 Nov 20 '20

Whoa. Much better than anything I can think of right now

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u/spaghettbaguett Fuck spaghettbaguett Nov 20 '20

jou ma is 'n dom kop en jy pa is a kat

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u/marnott4004 Nov 20 '20

Your mom is a dumhead and your dad is a cat?

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u/spaghettbaguett Fuck spaghettbaguett Nov 20 '20

yes, that's not even german, it is the garbage language we call afrikaans which is similar to dutch... which is similar to german

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u/nowlz14 ⚗️Infected by the indigo Nov 20 '20

Laber net.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

He tyfusleier kanker een end op met je vieze gore kutbek, het is fucking andersom mogool

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u/Neo_isMy_waifu ùwú Nov 20 '20

Houw toch es heel gauw je kankerbek voordat ik er zeep in douw, iq loze teennagel

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

Ach kanker op als je niet oppast neuk ik je moeder

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u/Done-Man Nov 20 '20

There are only 2 types of people: people that think that dutch is the worst sounding language and the dutch

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u/knollieben Nov 20 '20

ik douw babi pang pang in je reet

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '20

Tief is op met je “Dutch sounds like a drunk german” weet je niet wat ambulance is in het duits????? DAT IS KRANKENWAGGEN NEDERLANDERS HEBBEN WEL NORMALE WOORDEN HOMO

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u/Yeetboy01 Dank Cat Commander Nov 20 '20

Optiefen kanker mongool

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

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u/Neo_isMy_waifu ùwú Nov 20 '20

Spreek voor jezelf, vieze vuile kanker roker die een goedkope stoephoer van een moeder heeft en een crackhead dad

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u/kekmenneke Nov 20 '20

Get cancer!😀

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '20

NEIN, HANS.

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u/Deecer_ 100% DankExchange material Nov 20 '20

HANS HOL DEN FLAMMENWERFER!

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u/Nimblewolf69 dick thunder 🍆 Nov 20 '20

Well child once a Indian starts swearing in hindi u know u r in trouble

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u/agustingomes Nov 20 '20

my favorite is tyfus krijgen

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u/Tree-Duck Nov 21 '20

Vieze tering tering kanker mongool

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '20

Uhmm, how am I supposed take it seriously if someone calls me a cancer dog or aids monkey.