r/dankmemes • u/EnkelALB • Jan 08 '21

I am probably an intellectual or something Oh No! Anyway.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

I know, but he's kinda looks like bezos

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

You have a good point. Both have no hair and are therefore aerodynamic

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

They have enough money to make that possible

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

What does flight have to do with it

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

It’s necessary

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

Possible? No, but it’s necessary. epic music plays (look up mountains on the interstellar soundtrack)

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u/inthyface Jan 08 '21

have to do with it

have to do with it

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u/AlexHelper Jan 08 '21

To travel faster

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u/hurricane_news Jan 08 '21

No one has thrown bezos off a building yet and saw

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u/VirtualPantsu Jan 08 '21

Have you ever seen how aerodynamic crab is bet he could fly if he wanted

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u/ChosenOne2006 Jan 09 '21

Just throw them hard enough with a trebuchet they’ll temporarily fly

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u/beluuuuuuga Jan 08 '21

Only cyclists can relate.

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u/rtakehara Jan 08 '21

Yes, for swimmers don’t exist

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u/DoYourPooperStank Jan 08 '21

Swimming through the air is flying.

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u/rtakehara Jan 08 '21

Can’t argue with that

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u/DoYourPooperStank Jan 08 '21

Aerodynamics has to deal with air is what I'm eluding to. Hydrodynamics(?) for the swimmers. Fluid dynamics sounds right too.

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u/rtakehara Jan 08 '21

Yeah I got it, I tried to be a smartass and you got me.

Yeah hydrodynamics is a word.

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u/DoYourPooperStank Jan 08 '21

Being a smartass is one of my favorite pastimes. Hope you had a good day!

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u/rtakehara Jan 08 '21

This is the internet, after all!

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u/shenzoid Jan 08 '21

Hairodynamic

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u/bond___vagabond Jan 08 '21

Also, there's no air in space, so no reason not to rock that luxurious mullet.

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u/JuVondy Jan 08 '21

Yeah that white boi can jump.

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u/KingRhoamsGhost Jan 08 '21

I think bezos looks like Kevin spacey.

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u/stoned_kitty Jan 08 '21

Let’s keep this about Rampart ok?

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u/gregsting Jan 08 '21

Can we stay on the topic of Rampart please?