r/dankmemes • u/EnkelALB • Jan 08 '21

I am probably an intellectual or something Oh No! Anyway.

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u/Pharah_is_my_waIfu [custom flair] Jan 08 '21

Just saying wiping eyes with cash is pretty dangerous during pandemic. He might use gold ingots

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u/EnkelALB Jan 08 '21

Most probably.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

Most definitely.

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u/playertdbg Jan 08 '21

Most likely.

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u/Ali-the-LorD Jan 08 '21

Most certainly.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

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u/volki57 Jan 08 '21

Most

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u/I-ce-SCREAM Jan 08 '21

Monsterly

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u/kyozero2k Jan 08 '21

Most indubitably

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u/splortus Jan 08 '21

MMMMMMMMMMMMM

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u/tomviky Jan 08 '21

He could buy world supply of diamonds, crush them into dust, press them into sheets and wipe eyes with those.

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u/Jetstream-Sam Jan 08 '21

I don't think rubbing your eyes with what would essentially be sandpaper would be a good idea

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u/LeHiggin Jan 08 '21

But he could

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u/ComeOnSans Jan 08 '21

He should. kill the rich

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u/borgLMAO01 Jan 08 '21

Nobody said it was a good idea. At some point youre so rich, that you dont do good ideas anymore, you just do shit to flex.

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u/more_walls Jan 08 '21

You can buy jars of low quality diamonds for dollars. Diamonds can get expensive because it is rare to have a large, transparent, properly cut gem. My parents could probably buy the world supply of cutting materials.

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u/borgLMAO01 Jan 08 '21

Yeah, the flex js to buy a large diamond and grind it to press paper from it

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u/Meretan94 Jan 08 '21

Also, just about every bank note has traces of cocain on it. At least with euro notes.

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u/aiidaanmmaxxweel EX-NORMIE Jan 08 '21

In the context of the movie it’s during a zombie pandemic, so much worse.

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u/TooStonedForAName Jan 08 '21

Gold ingots are cold. He probably has a standing order to have $100,000 in crisp 100s shipped to him for his eye wiping needs.

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u/kimchifreeze Jan 08 '21

Banks can order blocks of cash from the mint.

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u/yjvm2cb Jan 08 '21

nah i think he uses platinum tokens which should be 1000gp each

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u/melancholanie Jan 08 '21

silver had natural sanitizing properties, so that might be more likely

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u/DoctorCrook Jan 08 '21

Preferably, you should wipe your eyes with silver ingots, as silver is anti-septic.