r/dankmemes Mar 13 '21

I am probably an intellectual or something Europeans be like

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u/Radiant-Relation-359 Mar 13 '21

At least we don’t have school shooting

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u/TheCrusader51 try hard Mar 13 '21

America bad give upvotes

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

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u/laciXd13 Mar 13 '21

Whats a children's summer camp? Im from Hungary btw

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u/Any-Site827 Mar 13 '21

Hello Hungarian brother! Greetings from Poland!

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u/laciXd13 Mar 13 '21

Cheers Brother!

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u/SrKurutta Mar 13 '21

i wished to live in poland, where everyone is based

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u/Colby-German Mar 13 '21

based statement

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

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u/laciXd13 Mar 13 '21

Költői kérdés

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u/Captain-Balu Mar 13 '21

Oh, akkor bocs:|

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u/Erevas Anime Ambassador Mar 13 '21

Yeah damn gun laws preventing 10 year olds from taking their favourite AR with them to the summer camp

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u/BoredPotatoes357 Mar 17 '21

I mean I'd like that

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

Imagine being unable to do something just because you don’t have a gun

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u/colarocker Mar 14 '21

You still can call the police, they will beam to you instantly and save you from the bad guys.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21 edited Mar 14 '21

Or stay chilled since no one have guns :)

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

People know self defense, plus we're not americans. I know it sounds like an utopia for you, and this is really sad.

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u/sarlol00 big pp gang Mar 14 '21

Violence is rare here. If someone gets stabbed it is national news and the whole country talks about it for a month. And actually you can get a gun in most of the eu, it is just not as easy as in the US, people just don't feel that they need them.

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u/Styxen Mar 13 '21

If you're refering to the shooting in Norway that was pretty much the only time such an event happened here, which is also the reason why the police was unprepared. Compare that to the hundreds of school shootings in America and we can start talking about who has it worse...

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u/lazeroe Mar 13 '21

Because one man is supposed to be able to stab all the kids in mere seconds? When did ninja gaiden turn into real life?

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u/Harrisoning Mar 13 '21

You’d be surprised how quickly you can stab a child

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

This made me laugh so hard for some reason

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u/lazeroe Mar 13 '21

Oh trust me I know it's just chaining the stabbing that is hard especially at a mass scale.

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u/Harrisoning Mar 13 '21

Well yeah, you don’t want to lose your combo damage multiplier

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u/lazeroe Mar 13 '21

Yeah ikr it's a tough category but a skill based one unlike the pathetic American categories.

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u/Harrisoning Mar 13 '21

Yeah there’s no sport to shooting fish in a barrel. We all know a youngling slayer 9000 would work best

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u/lazeroe Mar 13 '21

Yeah the meta is boring as shit.

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u/Empanser Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Mar 14 '21

Mass stabbings happen all the time. People can go for like 30 or 40 before anyone actually notices and starts a panic

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u/Harrisoning Mar 14 '21

Especially if they use a silenced knife

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u/ParentsAreNotGod Mar 14 '21

Damn that's scary! What's the fatality rate?

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u/chainsawtony99 Mar 13 '21

You ever see that story about the Japanese dude who started stabbing kids in an elementary school? Like he got a crazy amount of them.

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u/ThexanI Mar 13 '21 edited Mar 14 '21

One event in 2011, since then nothing, before then barely any as far as i am aware. Meanwhile the US had more mass shootings than there were days in a year in 2019 alone.

edit: Mass shootings, not school shootings.

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u/Noturemama Mar 14 '21

of course it is way safer if every idiot can run around with a gun, of course, that is why there are so many deaths from crimes in Europe and so few in the usa o wait it is exactly the other way around

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u/TheBestArcher [custom flair] Mar 14 '21

Which was once in Norway 10 years ago. It hardly justifies less strict gun laws.

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u/slumdogbi Mar 14 '21

Are you really comparing one event only in the history of Europe with hundreds of mass shooting that happened in US? Jesus fuck, sometimes I think Americans are just plain stupid, there’s no other possible explanation

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u/UsernameIsMyUsernam Mar 14 '21

I don’t know if they make ointment strong enough for that burn

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u/QZRChedders Mar 14 '21

Ah yes because American summer camps have armed guards?

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u/aightaightaightaight Mar 13 '21

As if there were no mass shootings in the US

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

We aren't even apart of the EU

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u/Dimwither Mar 13 '21

This would make a lot more sense if you didn’t write a part like that

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

same argument everytime...

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u/PastaPastrami Mar 13 '21

For being a continent supposedly full of intellectuals, they really lack creativity.

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u/Rational-Introvert I am fucking hilarious Mar 13 '21

Seriously. School shootings or shitty healthcare. The two things that get brought up every single time. Can’t they just let us have one meme.

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u/PastaPastrami Mar 13 '21

Europeans have the biggest sense of entitlement. It only took us a little over 200 years to have the largest economy in the world, meanwhile Europe is only just catching up. They pretend to not need us for anything, but I wonder what would happen if we pulled all our troops out from our installations over there.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

Well your economic development started with you lending a shit ton of money to Germany (and other European countries) after WW2 for reparations. Also, it's a shitty measurement that tells you almost nothing. We do not need your troops, you have about 60k stationed in all of Europe and they are not going to save us from anything serious, they just commit warcrimes through drones they control from there anyway.

Unfortunately for the USA, there are so many different things wrong that are quite embarrassing for having such a huge economy. It's quite a pitty that only very few of the flaws are repeatedly pointed out on this sub.

Workers' rights are a mess. Workers' unions are always squashed, workers don't get a say in what the company they work for is supposed to do. No fucking paid sick days, no paid vacation, no paid parental leave and you're legally not guaranteed to get your job back after parental leave. The American people are the most overworked people. Inequality is soaring due to a number of reasons. As an example, schools only get access to funds through the taxes of the district they're in. Therefore, poor neighborhoods create bad schools which as a result creates a vicious cycle. Americans are the leading nation in terms of obesity. The government's response to Corona was embarrassing thus far. Institutionalized racism. Unsupervised and unregulated lobbyism. A bi-partisan system, not focused on improvement but on keeping power. One of the worst press freedom in the Western World. A huge gap between rich and poor for the Western world. I could probably list many more things with more time but you get the idea. I personally know very few people who would like to live in the USA.

It's okay that your country is flawed "insight is the first step to recovery". Nobody here is saying their country is perfect because such a country does not exist. We Germans have numerous problems, too. Our internet services are incredibly expensive while simultaneously being pretty bad measured by EU standard, our main railroad company is pretty shitty, we have problems with right wing extremists in our military and police, we have very corrupt politicians in our most voted party, digitalisation is a joke etc.

We don't need the USA. We're not entitled, we know our weaknesses. It's just the fact the for years Americans bragged and were always like "America First" "We're the greatest nation in the world" I mean hell, the NBA champions are called "World champions" by you. It's just nice to sometimes get back at these annoying patriots.

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u/PastaPastrami Mar 14 '21

While I agree that there a lot of people who are quite annoying, the entire first half of your third paragraph is almost completely wrong. Meanwhile, it's been proven that for public school systems, pumping money into schools does not improve performance. We've been dumping money into the school system since the 70's, and yet test scores haven't improved. The response to COVID was abysmal, for sure, but the thing about America is that we give a lot of power to the states. The Federal government is already very limited in power, and it doesn't help that this past election cycle was one of the most divisive in our history. Institutionalized racism over here is heavily exaggerated. I won't bother going over the rest in that paragraph because I don't have the energy to, and you're right about most of it.

Although a bit of a correction. There is a difference between annoying patriots and nationalists. The people touting "America First" and all that bullshit are nationalists, not patriots.

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u/Kirito_Kazotu Mar 14 '21

You do realize that you all are European descendants.

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u/PastaPastrami Mar 14 '21

What does that have to do anything? Who doesn't know that?

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

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u/Kirito_Kazotu Mar 14 '21

Uhh yes, they are. Unless you are native American

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u/eliu9395 Mar 14 '21

I’m American but not of European or Native American descent

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

Don’t forget “fat people haha” and “anti maskers haha”

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

Shitty politics, shitty racism, shitty education system, shitty retail stores, shitty minimum wage, shitty job opportunities. Need I carry on?

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u/PastaPastrami Mar 13 '21

Politics are fine, politicians are not.

Racism is mostly gone or maintained only in the household. Also, don't pretend that Europeans aren't some of the most racist people on the globe. The third biggest party in EU Parliament are literal Nazis.

Education system is fine on its own. We have the best Universities across the board, hence why we get numerous immigrants yearly just to get an education here.

What's shitty about the retail stores? That's a broad statement, not even sure what it's referencing.

The minimum wage thing is a fair point, but we're working on it. The biggest opposition about increasing it is whether we should increase incrementally or all at once.

The US has some of the best and most well paying jobs on the planet. We have literally everything over here.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

The electoral college existing makes it not fine, a two party systems makes it not fine. Southern states not teaching evolution makes it not fine. Retail stores treating their employees like crap, absurd profit to sale price etc, the USA also has an extreme wealth inequality problem.

I've lived there, I've experienced it first hand, and let me tell you Europe is a utopia compared and we have our own problems as well

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u/PastaPastrami Mar 13 '21

Explain, in detail, what you think is wrong with the Electoral College.

Parliament is literally a bunch of different parties with hardly any different ideological beliefs unless you're comparing conservative/liberal parties.

There are only two states in the South that don't make it a requirement to teach evolution, and they aren't the states you likely had in mind when saying that. They're Louisiana and Oklahoma, and despite not being a requirement at the state level, the vast majority of schools still teach evolution.

Retail store employees are unskilled and easily replaceable. If they are so unhappy with their conditions, they should go elsewhere. Most retail store employees are just as entitled as the customers they serve, despite being quite a few pegs below them in social and economic value.

It's the goal of a business to make money. You don't sell a product at a reasonable price because it's a nice thing to do. You sell a product at the highest price that people would buy it for.

Anything else?

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u/GenericDude_ Mar 13 '21

I live in georgia and was taught evolution. Your information is blatantly wrong there.

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u/gw3gon Mar 13 '21

Yeah, you just expect big daddy government to have all your best interests in mind when they have all the guns. Deluded fool.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

You're going to take on a government with what a rifle? Against a drone strike or a tank? Get real

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u/guesswhatihate Mar 14 '21

Some dudes in sandals with rusty aks would beg to differ

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

They also are having a very hard time, and aren't going against the USA. There's a difference going against a piss poor excuse for an army as Syria instead of a western power

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u/luckyluciano9713 Mar 13 '21

You think they are gonna drone-strike their own infrastructure? Doubtful.

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u/gw3gon Mar 14 '21

When you look at the numbers an armed populace could be comparable to a national army, at least in terms of headcount. If you (conservatively) assume that only 1% of a country's population would take up arms, even then they would outnumber their armies. Take the US for example. If we assume that only 1% of the population take up arms (~3.3m), they would already outnumber the army (~1.3m). And that is without taking into account army defection rates if the government does go rogue. In reality, we know that roughly 30% of Americans are gun owners so the civilian army should even greatly outnmber the military in reality if citizens are given the chance to own a gun.

Never underestimate the people.

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u/QZRChedders Mar 14 '21

No they elect officials that we know are narcissistic selfish fucks but that know they need to do at least some good to keep being re-elected. You want to wage a war against a strong western government with just your guns? Look at how that’s gone in the past, you need a foreign power backing you to have even the slightest hope. Hell, look at Syria, they had the whole west backing them with guns and launchers and still got crushed. If you get to that point, the fuckup is long past

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u/gw3gon Mar 14 '21

Syria wasn't just a civil war. There were like 20 different factions fighting against each other too...

Also, i find your defeatist attitude rather pathetic. I would rather have guns at hand in case they are needed rather than admit defeat and surrender weapons by default.

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u/bonus_duk2 Mar 13 '21

The ol reliable

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u/Fickle-Schedule 🦧 My opinion is always right you poopy Mar 13 '21

At least we aren’t close to the bri ish people

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u/Dimwither Mar 13 '21

Not geographically, right. Culturally no Europeans want anything to with the Bri‘ish while the US is just England #2 on a big scale

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

stfu dickhead, i hope your charger only works at a 54 degree angle.

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u/KSupes Mar 13 '21

I hope both sides of your pillow are warm

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u/0neDez Mar 13 '21

I hope your usb doesn't fit no matter how many times you flip it

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u/NotaLotaSnailHere Mar 13 '21

Idk why you are getting so many downvotes. People need to realize that children dying is not a fucking joke. Americans don’t say “at least we aren’t starving” to make fun of third world countries.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

Then vote for a politician that will control guns. You don't see school attacks in any other country (or at least its extremely rare) and the USA is the only country to have such stupid gun laws, its a correlation you can't ignore

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u/NotaLotaSnailHere Mar 13 '21

I didn’t say we needed to control guns. I actually support the right to have them. It’s not a gun issue it’s a mental health issue. You need to go stick your head back up your ass before you say something else that’s stupid.

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u/Dimwither Mar 13 '21

They don’t? I think I’ve read similar things a loooot

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u/oktnt1 Mar 14 '21

Bro we had like 5 and people won’t shut up about it

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

At least we don't have multiple violent conflicts or wars going on in our continent (excluding Mexico i guess)

At least we didn't have both world wars starting in our continent

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u/killmyselfanime Mar 14 '21

Willing to better more people got attack by a sword in Europe than school shootings in the US in the past year