r/dankmemes • u/Szymks • Mar 13 '21

I am probably an intellectual or something Europeans be like

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u/Radiant-Relation-359 Mar 13 '21

At least we don’t have school shooting

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

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u/laciXd13 Mar 13 '21

Whats a children's summer camp? Im from Hungary btw

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u/Any-Site827 Mar 13 '21

Hello Hungarian brother! Greetings from Poland!

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u/laciXd13 Mar 13 '21

Cheers Brother!

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u/SrKurutta Mar 13 '21

i wished to live in poland, where everyone is based

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u/Colby-German Mar 13 '21

based statement

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

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u/laciXd13 Mar 13 '21

Költői kérdés

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u/Captain-Balu Mar 13 '21

Oh, akkor bocs:|

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u/Erevas Anime Ambassador Mar 13 '21

Yeah damn gun laws preventing 10 year olds from taking their favourite AR with them to the summer camp

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u/BoredPotatoes357 Mar 17 '21

I mean I'd like that

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

Imagine being unable to do something just because you don’t have a gun

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u/colarocker Mar 14 '21

You still can call the police, they will beam to you instantly and save you from the bad guys.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21 edited Mar 14 '21

Or stay chilled since no one have guns :)

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

People know self defense, plus we're not americans. I know it sounds like an utopia for you, and this is really sad.

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u/sarlol00 big pp gang Mar 14 '21

Violence is rare here. If someone gets stabbed it is national news and the whole country talks about it for a month. And actually you can get a gun in most of the eu, it is just not as easy as in the US, people just don't feel that they need them.

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u/Styxen Mar 13 '21

If you're refering to the shooting in Norway that was pretty much the only time such an event happened here, which is also the reason why the police was unprepared. Compare that to the hundreds of school shootings in America and we can start talking about who has it worse...

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u/lazeroe Mar 13 '21

Because one man is supposed to be able to stab all the kids in mere seconds? When did ninja gaiden turn into real life?

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u/Harrisoning Mar 13 '21

You’d be surprised how quickly you can stab a child

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

This made me laugh so hard for some reason

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u/lazeroe Mar 13 '21

Oh trust me I know it's just chaining the stabbing that is hard especially at a mass scale.

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u/Harrisoning Mar 13 '21

Well yeah, you don’t want to lose your combo damage multiplier

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u/lazeroe Mar 13 '21

Yeah ikr it's a tough category but a skill based one unlike the pathetic American categories.

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u/Harrisoning Mar 13 '21

Yeah there’s no sport to shooting fish in a barrel. We all know a youngling slayer 9000 would work best

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u/lazeroe Mar 13 '21

Yeah the meta is boring as shit.

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u/Empanser Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Mar 14 '21

Mass stabbings happen all the time. People can go for like 30 or 40 before anyone actually notices and starts a panic

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u/Harrisoning Mar 14 '21

Especially if they use a silenced knife

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u/ParentsAreNotGod Mar 14 '21

Damn that's scary! What's the fatality rate?

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u/chainsawtony99 Mar 13 '21

You ever see that story about the Japanese dude who started stabbing kids in an elementary school? Like he got a crazy amount of them.

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u/ThexanI Mar 13 '21 edited Mar 14 '21

One event in 2011, since then nothing, before then barely any as far as i am aware. Meanwhile the US had more mass shootings than there were days in a year in 2019 alone.

edit: Mass shootings, not school shootings.

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u/Noturemama Mar 14 '21

of course it is way safer if every idiot can run around with a gun, of course, that is why there are so many deaths from crimes in Europe and so few in the usa o wait it is exactly the other way around

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u/TheBestArcher [custom flair] Mar 14 '21

Which was once in Norway 10 years ago. It hardly justifies less strict gun laws.

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u/slumdogbi Mar 14 '21

Are you really comparing one event only in the history of Europe with hundreds of mass shooting that happened in US? Jesus fuck, sometimes I think Americans are just plain stupid, there’s no other possible explanation

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u/UsernameIsMyUsernam Mar 14 '21

I don’t know if they make ointment strong enough for that burn

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u/QZRChedders Mar 14 '21

Ah yes because American summer camps have armed guards?

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u/aightaightaightaight Mar 13 '21

As if there were no mass shootings in the US

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

We aren't even apart of the EU

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u/Dimwither Mar 13 '21

This would make a lot more sense if you didn’t write a part like that