r/dankmemes • u/Szymks • Mar 13 '21

I am probably an intellectual or something Europeans be like

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

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u/Ssbardock666 Mar 14 '21

Then y u scream when u get stabed and ask for help while screaming

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u/Ya_Boi_uh_SkinnyPeni Nigga with a Rocket Launcher Mar 13 '21

Thats why silencers exist

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u/Cattierleopard Mar 13 '21

Silencers don't work, not if the two shots you hear are in the middle of the night and in your daughter's room. The sound keeps echoing forever

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u/Styxen Mar 13 '21

Uhh, you ok bro?

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u/Cattierleopard Mar 13 '21

It was April, 1984, Kosovo

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u/Styxen Mar 13 '21

Do I want to hear this story?

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u/Cattierleopard Mar 13 '21 edited Mar 14 '21

You don't.

My father used to be a Gulag guard, you know? And I, somehow managed to climb my way to the aristocracy. Not a wise choice near the fall of the cold war

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u/cynicaldrummer1 Mar 14 '21

But aren't you glad that the forever echo is at least quieter than a full gunshot echo

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u/DrXtreme28 I picked this flair :rock_8: Mar 14 '21

My father used to be a Gulag guard

Is that how he met your mother?

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u/Cattierleopard Mar 14 '21

Are you messing with me? My father never mixed work and pleasure, my mom was a factory worker

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u/Jampottie Mods are gay Mar 13 '21

Shhh, silence. You don't.

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u/G0d_M4nU3l Mar 14 '21

Depends of the suppressor, not all are the same

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u/Waflstmpr Mar 14 '21

Surpressors arent THAT quiet.

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u/inkerx Mar 14 '21

*Suppressors

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u/Seilorks Mar 14 '21

Question do you know what our flare next to our names is

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21 edited Mar 14 '21

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u/Seilorks Mar 14 '21

Oh that's cool

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u/AlecH90059 Mar 14 '21

The UK doesn’t even use knives that much tho

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

Lets not forget that they are both equally as shit I mean sure lets give a smol child ptsd by stabbing another guy in the face in front of his house or lets shoot guns in a neighborhood where a bullet could go thru a wall and injure a random

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

Silencers

Oil filters

3D printed silencers

Most guns used by gang people are accquired ilegally here in USA