r/dankmemes • u/bichobrabo • Mar 29 '21

I am probably an intellectual or something i am beyond science

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u/Youtube-yt ☣️ Mar 29 '21

Mix no tear shampoo with relaxation lotion

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u/ImPrettyWhack Poetry Mar 29 '21

When Bob was low and feeling down, his buddy Johnny said, "I know a trick to get depressing thoughts out of your head!"

"I'll show you how to make a potent, secret type of potion. Take some tearless shampoo drops and mix relaxing lotion!"

"Just drink it all and sit right back and it will help you out! You'll never sit around and cry or feel you need to pout."

So Bob mixed up his potion with the lotion, took a drink - He waited for a while until he felt his body sink.

He felt his sadness leaving as his thoughts began to pass - The mixture worked, he grinned while blowing suds out of his ass.

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u/joergenwolff Mar 29 '21

You my friend, are way more than just “whack”

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u/tacitry Mar 29 '21

Well, yeah. He’s pretty whack.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

He wacc

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u/RexAlpha11 Mar 29 '21

He omega wak

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

Wack az fuckz

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u/DaFusionator thank god for my reefer ☣️ Mar 29 '21

how in the cinnamon toast fuck do you think of this shit. it’s beautiful, but how

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

Practice

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

Weed is probably involved

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u/sadogdogsad Mar 29 '21

I finally found you again

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u/przenitth Mar 29 '21

Once a wise man said,...

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u/marko7bub Captain Amemerica Mar 29 '21

The last time I saw you was on a poem about how a guy failed his test and his dad beat him with a stick. You’re fucking great.

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u/PuzzledProduce1710 Mar 29 '21

I read this in the Gangnam style melody for some reason and it kinda worked on some parts

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

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u/FilipinoGuido Mar 29 '21 edited Jul 01 '23

Any data on this account is being kept illegally. Fuck spez, join us over at Lemmy or Kbin. Doesn't matter cause the content is shared between them anyway:

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

Many ig if pass is is pronounced like arse

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

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u/Nitro_CENTRAL Mar 29 '21

nah, true bri'ish say "arse"

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u/sly_snootles Mar 29 '21

Ah yes, whenever I'm feeling down I can always remember to mix my Johnson & Johnson® No More Tears shampoo and the iconic flualp infused relaxation lotion

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u/de_polanball I am fucking hilarious Mar 29 '21

Brb trying this out

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u/tcb9289 Mar 29 '21

Whoa, that’s really questionable advice. When taken together, the sedative effects of the no tears shampoo and relaxation lotion are much more pronounced. Until OP knows how they will react, they probably shouldn’t drive or operate heavy machinery.