r/dankmemes • u/bichobrabo • Mar 29 '21

I am probably an intellectual or something i am beyond science

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u/HeavyDude47 Mar 29 '21

Use Mercury. The best anti-depressant.

Once you take it you never get depressed after.

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u/sulaiman_siddiqui Mar 29 '21

wait what. how do we get mercury poisoning then?

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u/blue4029 I am fucking hilarious Mar 30 '21

wasnt there that scientist lady who had a single drop of mercury touch her skin and she was paralyzed, blind and deaf?

yeah uhh...what kind of mercury was THAT?