r/dankmemes • u/bichobrabo • Mar 29 '21

I am probably an intellectual or something i am beyond science

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u/Youtube-yt ☣️ Mar 29 '21

Mix no tear shampoo with relaxation lotion

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u/ImPrettyWhack Poetry Mar 29 '21

When Bob was low and feeling down, his buddy Johnny said, "I know a trick to get depressing thoughts out of your head!"

"I'll show you how to make a potent, secret type of potion. Take some tearless shampoo drops and mix relaxing lotion!"

"Just drink it all and sit right back and it will help you out! You'll never sit around and cry or feel you need to pout."

So Bob mixed up his potion with the lotion, took a drink - He waited for a while until he felt his body sink.

He felt his sadness leaving as his thoughts began to pass - The mixture worked, he grinned while blowing suds out of his ass.

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u/DaFusionator thank god for my reefer ☣️ Mar 29 '21

how in the cinnamon toast fuck do you think of this shit. it’s beautiful, but how

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

Weed is probably involved