r/dankmemes • u/aditya19879 ☣️ • May 23 '21
Depression makes the memes funnier facts are a thing of the past
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u/Evan64701 May 24 '21
What is ACAB
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u/Montagnesa May 24 '21
I gather it's All cops are bastards
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u/Fake_Citizen May 24 '21
All cocks are big 😋
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u/Patient-End7967 May 24 '21
True equality
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u/tehsdragon May 24 '21 edited May 24 '21
Nah man, every guy has average dick until proven guilty.
Every guy, average dick.
8 inches.
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u/Mister_Lich May 24 '21
Accelerating Cars Are Blurry, it's an organization dedicated to fighting for equal rights for the partially-blind.
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u/Epicgamertime_b0i May 24 '21 edited May 24 '21
wait people on twitter are still supporting blm I thought they switched to free palestine
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u/Ultravandal1423 May 24 '21
I mean they’re both going on, it’s not like black people just stopped existing
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u/Educational_South_93 May 24 '21
Unlike the Asians apparently
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u/Warzoneisbutt May 24 '21
Nah man, remember to Twitter folk it’s racist to say Asian lives matter or white lives matter or brown lives matter or all lives matter.
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u/DiamondDogs666 ☣️ May 24 '21
That's because most hate crimes done to Asian-Americans are done by Blacks, but of course the liberal media rules that out
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u/Epicgamertime_b0i May 24 '21
Wait no that’s not what I meant
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u/HollowNightingale Zoinks Scoob☣️ May 24 '21
Sorry mate, you're too late. Now you're a racist forever and banned from Twitter.
/s
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u/Epicgamertime_b0i May 24 '21
Jokes on you I don’t have a twitter account
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u/HollowNightingale Zoinks Scoob☣️ May 24 '21
Congratulations, that was a test. You passed! Fuck Twitter.
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u/MiopTop May 24 '21
HAHAHA nope. You didn’t seriously expect a boring issue like the most complex geopolitical conflict of the past 50 years to hold their attention for more than 4 days, did you ?
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u/wired_11 User left this flair unedited. What a dumbfuck May 24 '21
Nor/mal. That’s actually hilarious. Haven’t seen that one yet
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u/AUZZIEJELLYFISH May 24 '21
it's everywehere
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u/ItSaNuSeRnAmE :snoo_wink: May 24 '21
What does it mean ?
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u/EmersonF8 Sep 01 '22
Its making fun of neopronouns and neopronouns are an excuse to make your pronouns whatever the fuck you want
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u/hardblitz9 May 24 '21
As someone who doesn't live on twitter and hasn't seen it before I did find it funny, i can imagine it's less funny when it's not used ironically
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u/Nobody_Cares_99 I have crippling depression May 24 '21
Is it hilarious though? Sounds kinda dumb. Whoever came up with it thought it was hilarious.
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u/Thoughtnotbot thank god for my reefer May 24 '21
Holy shit a dank meme on r/dankmemes
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u/Spookwagen_II I think I can be a good mod :) May 24 '21
🍿just here to watch everyone get triggered in the comments
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u/duckonar0ll balls mod 😁 May 24 '21
this isn’t twitter, put the popcorn away
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u/Uncanny_r May 24 '21
nah, after one look at 'controversial comments' he was right to bring out the popcorn.
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u/_lord_ruin eat my ass May 24 '21
I love how people use the Liberian flag instead of the us one that kills me
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u/Summerclaw ☣️ May 24 '21
LMAO never saw the Nor/Mal one.
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May 24 '21
Sorry i don't get it what does It stand for?
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u/Jwdub4 May 24 '21
It’s making fun of people putting pronouns in their bio. So like some people have like she/her in their bio so some people put nor/mal as in normal to mock them
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May 24 '21
Oooh im dumb, i thought nor meant something on it's own, i didn't read It as "normal", Thanks man.
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May 24 '21
What’s MAGA? I know ACAB means All Cops Are Bad (which is definitely not true because my distant cousins dad is a cop and he’s not a bad person at all, but some cops are definitely bad people)
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u/theirishryan May 24 '21
ACAB is All Cops Are Bastards, I'll give you the definition here.
(PLEASE NOTE: It doesn't mean all cops are bastards, confusing right. It's not a one bad apple spoils the bunch either.)
--While some groups have interpreted the ideology as all cops are bad, ACAB is intended not to make moral character judgements on police officers, but instead point out that all police officers enforce a bastardized, or broken system. By inherently being a member of law enforcement, officers uphold this agent of white supremacy.
It’s important, especially for white-bodied individuals, to recognize that individual positive interactions with police officers shouldn’t be used to mask the immense history of violence that police have plagued the country with for ages.
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u/pawerdzos May 24 '21
ACAB doesn't mean all cops are bad, it means all cops are bastards and there's a difference. They contribute to the system of police, therefore making them bastards. I'm sure your dad is a great guy, but that doesn't make him not be part of a shitty organisation
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May 24 '21
It isn’t a shitty organization, it’s a few shitty people that ruin the name. Apple isn’t bad for making computers and phones, but the jerk who decided to sell a monitor stand for $1k...
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u/broomaktamer117 mod collector May 24 '21
whats MAGA?
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u/T_Seedling May 24 '21
Something people put on their yards to support trump, even though the mf lost 2 months ago, and we got the same idiot, just democratic.
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u/The-Omnipot3ntPotato May 24 '21
A cult of dip shits who love Trump more than American or Democracy. Along with being racist, transphobic, horrible ppl.
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u/DemonicPenguin03 I am fucking hilarious May 24 '21
Idk why ur downvoted, ur not wrong
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u/Thang02gaming May 24 '21
What’s ACBA and MAGA?
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u/DootDootOnThots May 24 '21
Acab is all cops are bad and maga is make America great again
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u/Thang02gaming May 24 '21
I don’t understand why someone would say “all cops are bad” they’re basically what’s stopping the country from going into anarchy and having murders and rapes left and right in the street
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u/DootDootOnThots May 24 '21
It’s because all they see in the news is “cop in ___ shoots unarmed man” and they think that’s all cops are is racist pigs. But in reality the majority of cops aren’t like that, they can be dicks but not what I’d call a bad person
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u/Thang02gaming May 24 '21
I think it’s bc the news only likes to cover the “juicy” and controversial topics so they never get the full story
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u/DootDootOnThots May 24 '21
Exactly, if someone is pulled over and the cop arrests them or whatever, no one cares he’s just doing his job. But if the cop were to shoot him it would make the news for obvious reasons. So the majority of news headlines that are police related are about the bad ones
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u/Thang02gaming May 24 '21
Criminal murders 20+ people, rapes children and eats elderly folks. Policeman: shoots him in self defence during a arrest. Criminal: is a part of a visible minority. Policeman: gets roasted on Twitter and doxxed
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u/DemonicPenguin03 I am fucking hilarious May 24 '21
Based on dozens of peer reviewed studies and historical analyses that show a strong sense of injustice and racism within the system of policing that america has. It’s not just “oh one cop did bad thing now ACAB” it’s “huh, over the past few centuries police in america have consistently sided with the rich and the white over actual justice and they’ve only grown more militant as time has gone on” type beat.
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u/Rev_UpThoseFriars May 24 '21
Provide some links to these studies, please.
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u/DemonicPenguin03 I am fucking hilarious May 24 '21
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ido70LgXsEhxcnyXE7RVS0wYJZc6aeVTpujCUPQgTrE/edit
A master google doc of links with summaries broken down into subtopics regarding the various biases of the justice system in america
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u/SamPike512 May 24 '21
It’s not all cops are bad it’s all cops are bastards being in that whether or not each individual policeman is good or bad is an aside as they all work for an institution seeped in racism/classism. Inherently many support and help protect this as can be seen by police officers committing crimes and getting away with it.
It’s not about saying PC John Doe is a vicious cunt who deserves prison it’s more about saying there’s a requirement for deep reform and PC John Doe needs to be kept an eye on because statistically he may have problems.
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u/F0ur20Memez May 24 '21
Isn't nor/mal for like closeted gay men?
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u/Ultravandal1423 May 24 '21
Yep, always has been and always will be
I mean after all the first stage of grief is denial
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u/Bossa_Dovah May 24 '21
Go ahead and be part of the largest experimental test group the world has ever seen. I won't stop you.
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u/Memezzy2 May 24 '21
Twitter, the controversial warzone of social media full of kids and childish censoring.
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u/Pivern May 24 '21
This reminded me of a stupid pun: wanna know how an asexual samurai kills someone? They / them
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u/PONhey May 24 '21
don't you think about like, an agender samurai ? because asexuality havve nothing to do with gender
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u/memelantern out of my way, I've got shit to shitpost May 23 '21
Nor/mal is so fucking stupid, like bro go work your 9 to 5 like usual
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u/The_Posh_Otter May 24 '21
So having a sense of humor makes you stupid? Got it. No one gets to have fun because no one can be made fun of... unless you’re Steve or anyone like him.
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u/The-Omnipot3ntPotato May 24 '21
That isn’t funny. People genuinely identify as other than male or female and making fun of them is just fucking mean. They are people just like you.
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u/memelantern out of my way, I've got shit to shitpost May 24 '21
I think calling trans people weird and different is transphobic, not exactly the funniest
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May 24 '21 edited May 24 '21
Tbh “Rebecca” seems like an annoying preachy Bitch who wants changes that make no sense (i.e 76 genders) and thinks she makes a difference in the world when everybody just wants her to stfu.
And Steve sounds like some redneck that while you don’t exactly like definitely seems to understand how real life works and knows how to not shove his ideology down your throat and act normal
Ah yes, the Reddit hive mind, bring it on motherfuckers
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u/AfiqMustafayev May 23 '21
Looks like steve has more brain if we dont include "fuck vaccine"
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u/ThunderBuns935 May 23 '21
the only thing with Rebecca I don't agree with is ACAB, obviously they're not.
Steve thought he was funny with the nor/mal, which is really just hurtful, of course he's an anti-vaxxer, and I mean come on, if you still support Trump nowadays there's something wrong with you. I think he did more than enough to show he's not fit for any office.
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u/The_Posh_Otter May 24 '21
Found the “Rebecca”
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u/ThunderBuns935 May 24 '21
I support peoples gender and sexual identities, think racism is bad, and think taxes should be based on income. seems to me like pretty normal views to hold.
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u/SumBum69 I am fucking hilarious May 24 '21
Ok, Rebecca
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u/ThunderBuns935 May 24 '21
haha, left wing girl bad, so funny. meanwhile this sub keeps whining about conservatives being downvoted to hell, seems a bit hypocritical.
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May 24 '21
I dunno why you're being downvoted. Pretty much everything you've pointed out is correct.
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u/Prssbol May 24 '21
What else do you expect from a teenager's sub with a mediocre taste in humor reposting the same dumb meme over a million times?
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u/Dogeroni2 May 24 '21
what is acab?
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u/ThunderBuns935 May 24 '21 edited May 24 '21
"all cops are bastards"
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u/Quirky_Eye6775 May 24 '21
This is the kind of thing that just someone stupid, or a teenager, which is quite the same thing, would say.
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u/ThunderBuns935 May 24 '21
someone asked what it meant, therefore I answered. having a problem with that is something someone stupid would do.
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u/Ultravandal1423 May 24 '21
Bastardized* obviously not all cops are bad, they’re just trained to be corrupt. Yes there are bad cops of course, but that’s just because of how many people think being a police officer is a free pass to doing whatever you want and the fact that they’re never taught otherwise
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u/Epicgamertime_b0i May 24 '21
This can only go so far because while they/them isn’t that big of an adjustment some people turn gender pronouns into a joke with words that don’t even exist and I’m not talking about like what steve did
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u/DarthHead43 Too dank for school May 24 '21
I obviously don't visit the right people's profiles on twitter, I have never seen nor/mal before that's great lol
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u/cyberpunk911 May 23 '21
My eyes have never witnessed such true memes