r/dankmemes • u/UnironicThatcherite I want to cum on Margaret Thatcher's tits ☣️ • Jun 21 '21
Depression makes the memes funnier God bless teachers
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u/FlyingNimbus33 User left this flair unedited. What a dumbfuck Jun 21 '21
There’s a sauce recipe here… I can taste it
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u/Konlos47 Jun 21 '21
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u/Ric_Flair_Drip Jun 21 '21
The Japanese really turned porn into a science. Cant remember that random tube title for that one porn you want to go back to? Fuck all that, just use numbers.
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Jun 21 '21
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Jun 21 '21
Yeah, my favorite porno? It's gotta be "SWITCH 8th Anniversary Work If you like black pantyhose, how about this? !! A female employee in black pantyhose competes for my Ji Po! Black, black, black pantyhose festival whether you look to the right or to the left! It is not allowed to be alone with one person, and it will be included in multiple people!" Nothing else like it.
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u/succulentboi198 CERTIFIED DANK Jun 21 '21
He is the Messiah!
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u/Konlos47 Jun 21 '21
Its just for scientific purposes right?
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u/succulentboi198 CERTIFIED DANK Jun 21 '21
Yeeees, science, nothing else, nope, definitely science
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u/jakubbill Jun 21 '21
SW-653
just paste it in browser guys
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u/red_jd93 Jun 21 '21
For me Google returned with a smart watch with that number..........
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u/NihilisticPOS DICK TO ALL Jun 21 '21
SW-653 SWITCH 8th Year Anniversary If You Like Black Pantyhose, Would You Like To Try This One On
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u/blankblankthe Jun 21 '21
SW-653
Just switch to the videos tab for a whole different kinda experience
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u/Jolly-Structure-354 Jun 21 '21
Okay not gonna lie mad respect to teachers now in my adult life i think the shit they go through baffles me god bless teachers indeed
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u/The0715juice Jun 21 '21 edited Jun 21 '21
My respect for K-12 teachers has gone through the Roof since I finished university
My view on university professors & aides however has dropped dramatically
Edit: sorry for the “K-12” mishap, i should’ve just put “K through 12”: I just figured a hyphen was simple enough
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u/Mingablo Jun 21 '21
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u/Unwaz Jun 21 '21
ǝɹǝɥ ɟo ʇno ʇǝƃ puɐ ǝʇoʌdn ʎɯ ǝʞɐʇ
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u/bell83 Eic memer Jun 21 '21
ǝuo ʇǝƃ ɥʇoq noʎ os 'pɹɐʍɐ ǝǝɹɟ ɹǝɥʇouɐ ǝʌɐɥ ᴉ uǝɥʍ ʞɔɐq ǝq ll,ᴉ ˙ǝzǝǝɥʍ ǝɯ ǝpɐɯ ɥʇoq ǝsǝɥʇ
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u/asian-zinggg Jun 21 '21
Lol 'K-12' is definitely how you're supposed to say it. My teaching certificate literally has K-12 on it.
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Jun 21 '21
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u/trevor8568 Jun 21 '21
I am at a tier 1 research university and I have had truly incredible professors. In fact, some of my best professors are also the ones with the most impactful research. I don't think being good at teaching and being good at research are mutually exclusive; in fact, I would argue there is a lot of overlap, because conducting research means teaching graduate and undergraduate research assistants.
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Jun 21 '21
K-12? I had to Google that shit. You make them sound like military targets on a map grid. No wonder the US has so many shootings.
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u/Disaster_External ☣️ Jun 21 '21
Thats the grades... k=kindergarten, then grade 1 to 12. Call it the same here in Canada.
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u/Esperoni Jun 21 '21
In some provinces, not Canada wide.
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Jun 21 '21
Well you people have your milk in bags, so...
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u/Peeche94 Jun 21 '21
Coffee shops do too in the UK, it has some practicality, but home use seems annoying.
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u/The-dude-in-the-bush Jun 21 '21
We use the terminology K-12 here in Australia. Maybe something to do with tied to Britain
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u/Peeche94 Jun 21 '21
UK is Reception-year 1 through 11, then college and uni, but we are discussing milk bags, how is your milk in Australia?
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Jun 21 '21
Firmly in $2 plastic 2L bottles. Currently prices are $2.10 with the extra ten cents for the farmers because of the lack of rain, although I think that’s just become a defacto price hike because it was supposed to be temporary.
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u/HalfChocolateCow Jun 21 '21
I would think that wax covered cardboard is more environmentally friendly than a plastic bag.
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u/Peeche94 Jun 21 '21
I think it's down to because they're bags the can move about = fit more on one truck = less carbon emissions, but yeah you're right, it still being plastic is the issue.
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u/DapperDildo Jun 21 '21
We are thinking of the environment.
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Jun 21 '21
Organic wax coated cartons? Miles better than a plastic bag.
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u/dicetime Jun 21 '21
Paper manufacturing is often more damaging to environment than plastic.
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u/DapperDildo Jun 21 '21
I could be wrong but from what I remember the plastic bags even have less of an environmental impact then the cartons do. I can't find much to support my position though other then this random article.
https://www.treehugger.com/ways-reuse-old-milk-bags-4857930
which does not really, just helps make them less impactful on the enviroment by showing other uses.
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u/FrostedSapling Jun 21 '21
It’s pronounced “K through 12” so it doesn’t sound very military like
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Jun 21 '21 edited Jul 26 '24
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Jun 21 '21 edited Feb 13 '24
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u/DoomHedge Jun 21 '21
You make them sound like military targets on a map grid. No wonder the US has so many shootings.
Without a shred of hyperbole, this is probably in the top 5 stupidest things I've ever read on reddit.
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u/Alternative_Cat1934 Jun 21 '21
ah yes. defining a range of grades with a letter and number causes psycopathic behavior...
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Jun 21 '21
I think native English speakers wouldn't see that at all. It's a huge projection at best, though I suspect you're just suffering a fluency gap. K is a German loanword in English, "kindergarten." It's the first academic grade in several nations' education systems.
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u/Erevas Anime Ambassador Jun 21 '21
I am a German native speaker and I didn't make the connection between the K in K-12 and kindergarden. Although it makes sense I guess.
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u/buddboy Jun 21 '21
isn't kindergarten a German word? How are the German grades organized?
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u/Erevas Anime Ambassador Jun 21 '21
Usually Kindergarten gets kind of separated from school. You have 4 grades of primary school and then 8 grades of middle & high school (4&4 or 8 depending on the education).
So when someone says he is in 6th grade that's usually the 2nd year of high school or the 10th grade in total.
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u/zochev Jun 21 '21
It's a large assumption that native english speakers would know what K-12 means.
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u/DGGuitars Jun 21 '21
What? Its a numbered list do you people all need to associate numbers with shootings?
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u/FirebirdIX ☣️ Jun 21 '21
“Haha America bad! School shooting! You all suck!”
EU takes every opportunity to act like they don’t have problems by shitting on the U.S.
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u/pineapple_calzone Jun 21 '21
Nah european redditors just love to take any any reason, no matter how utterly unrelated to shit on america. Who's the bigger cunt, the school shooter, or the one who thinks school shootings are rich grounds for punch down comedy? The former, obviously, but not by much.
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u/CanadianODST2 Jun 21 '21
The stuff I’ve seen people make fun of the us for baffles me at times.
It’s to the point I’ve seen stuff like they have door handles on the front of their houses or the light switch in the bathroom is inside the bathroom and not in the hall.
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u/jal2_ The OC High Council Jun 21 '21
Yeah its crazy how little respect for anything kids have, not just towards a workings man lot, kids usually dont have respect for each other, for animals or environment and so on
Worst is if they have crappy parents who never teach them this and they carry it over to adulthood you have entitled idiots all over the place
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u/Sawses Jun 21 '21
Honestly I think it's more a matter of a lack of experience. I'm not sure how much I'd blame kids for not realizing that the pizza comes out of the teacher's personal money, or that they don't have a lot of that money to begin with.
It's not like the teacher is gonna tell them that and guilt them lol.
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u/HearingNo8617 Jun 21 '21
I think the issue is that they're mostly socialising only with kids their own age and until people are able to socialise with another group, they do not appreciate that other group
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u/TheCluelessDeveloper Jun 21 '21
But it is up to the parents to teach them to appreciate gestures of good will.
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u/Sawses Jun 21 '21
I think that, too, comes from experience. You don't really appreciate a gesture until you know enough to understand that practicality isn't all that matters.
All the kids know is they were promised a fun pizza party. If it isn't as much fun as expected, they don't know how to be grateful for the attempt because they've never been in a situation where they tried and failed to achieve something like that.
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u/Jolly-Structure-354 Jun 21 '21
Dude their everywhere i dunno where i got my morals from but i was a saint compared to some
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u/BestUdyrBR Jun 21 '21
Maybe I was just unlucky but the vast majority of my teachers before college were terrible. I do wish the good ones were paid more though.
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u/thornangdol Jun 21 '21
I have a friend who is a kindergarten teacher, gets paid 32500 a year. Brings home barely 900 dollars each paycheck and still, he gets the kids gifts for their birthday, Christmas, Halloween, etc. Buys all his own decorations, lamination paper, food for class party's, snacks for the kids, etc.
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u/Jolly-Structure-354 Jun 21 '21
A god among men hounestly you can tell he cares if he goes and does that
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u/thornangdol Jun 21 '21
Every year, almost every kid cries because they don't want school to be over. They don't want to leave with their parents. He talks about those kids with such passion and empathy and it makes my heart nearly burst. When a kid doesn't do so well in the beginning of the year but starts to improve even a little bit, the glow in his face is remarkable. There are a lot of teachers out there that are burnt out, have been treated badly so they're now cold, and/or just not capable of teaching anymore and it's very sad. His coworker for example is possibly the coldest woman I've ever met. 1st graders will want a hug and she denys them all touch and all compassion. If a child is behind she will talk badly and call them stupid. That's an example of someone who shouldn't be a teacher anymore. I just wish in the united states we would give what teachers need so they don't get burnt out.
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u/akoshegyi_solt Jun 21 '21
A good teacher works around the clock and puts their soul and heart in it. Yet, they earn as much money as a LIDL cashier. At least in my country.
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u/lathe_down_sally Jun 21 '21
It varies by state in the US, but teachers in my state make a nice wage, have summers off where many choose to supplement their income with summer jobs, and have excellent health benefits and retirement plans.
Teacher is a good job here.
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u/CptMuffinator Jun 21 '21
Yeah, even in my last year in high school I still thought teachers would be provided stuff for their job by the school.
Only teacher I knew who supplied his own stuff was my physics teacher... Because he was smashing printers and ripping up phonebooks.
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u/CurlyConnie Jun 21 '21
Most everything that goes in my classroom is mine. I supply things the kiddos might need during the year (pencils, loose leaf paper, art supplies, etc.) I also have a bunch of “extra” stuff (like bandaids and pads/tampons) that students may ask for. All of it is an out of pocket cost.
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Jun 21 '21 edited Jun 21 '21
It looks a lot better from the outside. Wife just quit teaching. Just in time, too. "Critical race theory" is banned. It sounds like doublespeak in the first place. Imagine being punished for doing your job and having to mention how white people weren't playing nice before.
You can't teach past elementary these days. It's because parents don't give a shit about their kids and school administrations are businesses. On top of that you have bible thumpers being led by politicians. The answer is to stop teaching. Teachers are typically extremely overqualified. They can take that expertise and go make more money and be more happy (once they're able to break their Stockholm syndrome). The best thing a teacher can do for teaching is to quit and let the US see that they're the glue in the system.
If you know a teacher and they're:
- Bringing work home because there aren't enough hours in the day
- Staying late at work
- Working a second job (even during the summer)
Then you need to tell them to bail. My wife told me that she felt that you have to work overtime to be considered a "good" or even "normal" teacher. Fuck that.
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u/ice445 Jun 21 '21
IMO good teachers quitting just hurts the kids in the end. Not saying that it's a good teacher's *fault* for quitting, because it's not. But I just don't see it teaching anyone a lesson (ha) that would lead to meaningful change.
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u/Badpeacedk Jun 21 '21
Don't blame good teachers for kids hurting. Blame the systems that aren't helping the good teachers stay in their teaching positions.
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u/ice445 Jun 21 '21
I do blame the systems, education should be a country's greatest focus. Yet here we are, where it's deemed a waste of money and a chore. I guess I'm just pessimistic, but I feel like a good teacher quitting isn't even noticed by the bureaucracy. It's all been boiled down to numbers and templates anyway.
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u/Lortekonto Jun 21 '21
Good teachers are actuelly often fired.
I am not american, but work with schools all over the world. Including, sometimes, the USA.
Now schools work a bit different depending on school districts and states, so what I say now doesn’t apply to all school districts nor states.
In some states teachers have a very low starting wage. They increase that wage by getting experience and additional education and certifications.
The problem here is that the teachers with most experience and education can end up costing two or three times as much as a new teacher, but can still only teach one classroom at a time.
Which means that it is not uncommon practice for administration to fire their most experienced and best qualified teachers.
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u/nev3r_g0nna_g1veu_up Jun 21 '21
Why does the top panel look like the start of a japanese reverse gangbang?
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Jun 21 '21
Because it is my dude...
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u/jamfen001 Jun 21 '21
s...s...sauce...?
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Jun 21 '21
SW-653, go to the videos section of your browser and enjoy :)
Edit: Credit to u/Kronlos47
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u/il-est-la Jun 21 '21
yeah... was thinking: I have seen the movie where this picture is from
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u/throninho Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Jun 21 '21
A common thing for these end of year parties in elementary school here in my country is each student bringing a dish and a drink. Half the class would bring savory, the other half sweets. My mom would make tuna pate mini sandwiches, and they were pretty popular. I'd get hyped up all year for it tbh
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u/sigpop16 Jun 21 '21
Where u from?
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u/throninho Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Jun 21 '21
Brazil
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u/theonethesongisabout Jun 21 '21
This is still done in some of the US. I've taught at 3 different Texas schools and saw this in all of them.
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u/Keiretsu_Inc Jun 21 '21
I wish we could still do that in America!
Here nobody trusts food from the other families (what if their kitchen is dirty or some kid had an allergic reaction) and especially not teachers - so the only food brought in is usually sealed store food in packages.
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u/juventudsonica Jun 21 '21
That sounds like a problem only United States could have, they will have a big mac with fried oreos for breakfast but they won't trust in a kid bringing a chocolate cake?
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u/Keiretsu_Inc Jun 21 '21
Well to be fair, I've heard horror stories from teachers about the kind of conditions some kids live in. There are plenty of kitchens I wouldn't want to eat from.
One kid brings in something for their teacher - a framed drawing - and as she accepts the gift two little cockroaches crawl out from cracks in the frame.
The bigger issue though is that everyone is terrified of stupid crap like peanut allergies. What if some kid has a reaction? What if their parents sue the school district? Better not let anyone eat anything other than plastic-wrapped fast food, you know, for their health...
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Jun 21 '21
I agree that they’ve massively overcompensated, but to call something like peanut allergies “stupid crap” is just silly. It’s a very real thing and realistically you can’t expect a 5 year old to ask if there were any peanuts in the kitchen that made the homemade cookies. As an adult, I very nearly died from anaphylaxis (saved by an Epi-pen) after eating a cookie brought in by a coworker because I didn’t think to ask if they’d put anise seed in it. So yes, they’ve gone overboard, but you can’t just dismiss food allergies as a non-issue.
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u/Isekai_DeliveryTruck Jun 21 '21
My class always ended up with 12 bags of chips, 10 two liter bottles of warm soda, and they guy who brought plates.
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u/alxmartin ☢ Jun 21 '21
We can’t do this is America because parents will poison the kids. Store bought stuff only
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u/Mortress_ Jun 21 '21
What? You guys have a history of parents poisoning kids?
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u/Iloveavocados69 Jun 21 '21
Some schools don't allow homemade stuff due to food allergies. I've never heard of parents intentionally poisoning kids, though.
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u/Clueless_Otter Jun 21 '21
Not allowed in the US anymore. Schools are too afraid that someone will get food poisoning, have an allergic reaction to an ingredient the kid forgot to mention, etc. and sue the school.
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u/N0_Us3rnam3 I am fucking hilarious Jun 21 '21 edited Jun 21 '21
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u/KittyWithFangs ùwú Jun 21 '21
You have taken the first step in purging the darkness from this world. For that i thank you
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u/donrip Jun 21 '21
I thought this is a source for PEPE picture :( but oh well...
PEPE source: https://twitter.com/otagoth/status/1404534423249330177/photo/2
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Jun 21 '21
ITS A PORNO?!?!
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u/iamapizza ☣️ Jun 21 '21
I mean, look at them... they definitely don't look like schoolkids. They look about late 20-30s.
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Jun 21 '21
Sure but my brain honestly didn't think "oh, that's porn."
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u/porn_alt_987654321 Jun 21 '21
I mean, it definitely looked like one lol.
Literally opened this thread because I was like "I bet half the comments are going to be 'sauce?' Lol"
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u/Tofuboy Jun 21 '21
Might need to increase your porn intake. Y'know, in order to better identify it in the future.
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u/throwaway001234566 Jun 21 '21
you must be new to the internet. I'm so online I don't even need the IPPA logo to recognize Japanese porn, I can tell by the lighting and by subconsciously analyzing the bitrate of the footage in a matter of milliseconds
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u/Vardhu_007 Jun 21 '21
Damn... I thought it was sauce for the pepe template
never click on unknown links kids.....3
u/N0_Us3rnam3 I am fucking hilarious Jun 21 '21
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u/Vegetable-Ad-9465 Jun 21 '21
our class got half a pizza per student so pretty good.
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u/HollyBerry96 Jun 21 '21
I am pretty sure if you ask anyone, the most impactful and memorable teachers were the ones that did this, sacrificed their money, time, and efforts to help kids. I know it was said plenty of times, but teachers do not make the money that they should!
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u/Brewmentationator Jun 21 '21
I'm a teacher. I used to buy stuff for classes. However, I've had so much stuff stolen. I just can't be doing it anymore. I've had my students steal decks of playing cards, cardistry card, uno decks, boardgame pieces, my personal books, my art supplies, my fancy pens, etc.
It sucks
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u/misterMan_3baybee Jun 21 '21 edited Jun 21 '21
Teachers deserve more love tbh. Graduation year our teacher even baked a vegan cake along with some pizzas so that the one kid wouldn't be left out.
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Jun 21 '21
Is this a reference to one of the most popular posts on reddit
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u/Freeze_Wolf Eic memer Jun 21 '21 edited Jun 21 '21
Which one?
Edit: since the links are getting deleted, just dm me with it
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u/wyattlee1274 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Jun 21 '21
So glad they face budget cuts so the foot ball team can renovate their new stadium
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u/tacoeater9000 Jun 21 '21
Or the 2 new 50" screen tvs in the cafeteria that show the menu and the morning announcement that most kids are in class for because you're supposed to be seated before the morning announcements.
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u/DanHam117 Jun 21 '21
Thank you for this. I’m a first year teacher who was told I had to come in today for a “full day of work” even though the students were done for the summer last week. There’s nobody else here and this is feeling like my “9th green at 9” moment
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u/Vigtor_B Jun 21 '21
Is this a post I am not American enough to understand? My previous schools always had a budget for each classroom. The teachers+students would democratically decide what to spend the money on. I think it was usually bowling+food for us.
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u/hantauro Jun 21 '21
Yup, that is not how it is in America at all. As a teacher, I spend my own money for school supplies/classroom decorations/books for students/party supplies/etc.
I've only been teaching for three years now and have most definitely spent a few thousand...if not more.
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u/BastardFetish Jun 21 '21
Taking it a step further, most of the time extra duties aren't funded either. I ran a drumline at my old job and spent at least a thousand for one season with no stipend. The parents felt bad and pooled together $200 to thank me, but I got nothing from the school and they didn't even keep me around.
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u/hantauro Jun 21 '21
Yes!! I run multiple clubs and our activities are not funded by the school. I pay for pretty much everything, which I'm happy to do, but it is nice to have it recognized sometimes.
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Jun 21 '21
Generally teacher just gets the classroom, desks, maybe some shitty 15 yr old textbooks, and that’s it. Everything else you see in the classroom and any extra activities that involve special supplies are almost always bought by the teacher. In some special cases teachers may receive a stipend for extra curricular activities, but that’s definitely not a guarantee, especially in poorer school districts
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u/ChrisDen462 Jun 21 '21
Yeah. A cunt in my year made a teacher cry by calling her cheap when she was doing shit like this for us. She was the sweetest and kindest teacher ever. She literally arrived early to tutor a class before exams and always went the extra few miles for every kid there. Hella amazing teacher who deserves nothing but respect and love. Man I miss school :(
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u/locallad1992 Jun 21 '21
Try being a mechanic who pays thousands in tools just to do their own job.
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u/demoriel_m Jun 21 '21
Is that not tax deductible?
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u/AcceptableSeaweed Jun 21 '21
So let's say you pay 20% tax and bought 15k in tools.
You end up still paying 15k and not paying 3k in tax later. Making the tools in theory 12k still bit having a cash flow impact of 15k
It's far from free or even cheap
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u/locallad1992 Jun 21 '21
I've spent around 10k on tools so far and got 20% back. But still a lot of money, tax back or not
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Jun 21 '21
What does that have to do with the meme tho? Teachers have to buy their own shit too, but this was just about teachers being nice and buying pizza for the students who don’t always appreciate it.
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u/Mekrot Jun 21 '21
Teachers gotta pay thousands to pay for college to do their job, so we understand lol
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u/locallad1992 Jun 21 '21
I'm not taking anything away from teachers it's mad to me that we have to pay so much money to learn and do our jobs even though they are both essential
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u/Mekrot Jun 21 '21
Oh I totally agree with that. Both jobs are necessary for society to function and they’re gatekept with high start costs.
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u/eetsh1t Jun 21 '21
I don’t get your point. Do your customers complain about the tools you use that should last a lifetime? Or are you just saying “yea yea I pay for things for my job too. Teachers can deal with it like me”
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Jun 21 '21
I tried to give my college teacher £5 for treating us with pizza for when we were studying but they somehow got offended by it and called me a cunt
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u/Achilles_San19 meet the new boss, same as the old boss Jun 21 '21
Yeah well I would get offended by that too, but if many of you gave it together as a nice present he would definitely would have accepted it.
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u/elysianyuri Jun 21 '21
Tbh I would be kinda offended too lol. Wouldn't call you a cunt tho
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u/Supersteve1233 Jun 21 '21 edited Jun 21 '21
Teachers have one of the hardest jobs in the world. They have to deal with at least 20 little shits for a year (or a lot more), EVERY year. I don't understand how they do it.
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Jun 21 '21
And if you’re a middle or high school teacher, you’re looking at around 100 students to grade, keep track of, and communicate with all their parents if needed each semester
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u/Zhangar Jun 21 '21
lol this guy thinking there is still only 20 kids in a classroom 😂
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u/trentshipp Jun 21 '21
20 at a time isn't uncommon, but 20 total is pretty low. Get outside of big cities and classrooms can still be reasonable.
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u/PasiVitunaho Jun 21 '21
I was always grateful for anything that didnt taste like plastic.
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u/nickynono041405 Jun 21 '21
My mother is a teacher it’s bad but damn LittleCeasers exists
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u/BustyLemon Jun 21 '21
Bro I tried making fun on one of my teachers in high school for her salary, then she takes an epic nae nae on me and flexes her 90k+ annual ...
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u/CurlyConnie Jun 21 '21
Just FYI that’s not normal pay for most teachers. If you’re in the right district and you have a master’s degree and teach AP classes AND you’ve been there for quite a few years, maybe you can earn 90k.
Most districts tap out at around 65k. And young/inexperienced teachers can expect to make around half of that to start. Again it all depends on your state and your district but 90k is not normal.
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u/Brewmentationator Jun 21 '21
Depends on the state. Many districts in my area too out in the high 90s. Some even break 100k
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u/Maqqnus Jun 21 '21
Fuck, this Pepe template always makes me sad. I just feel bad for the guy :(