r/dankmemes Cock Aug 06 '21

Depression makes the memes funnier Those bastards lied to me..

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u/jal2_ The OC High Council Aug 06 '21

6’3 here, 34 virgin, height means nothing if u act like sheldon

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u/Hollow_Logic Aug 06 '21

Hey at least you are smart I’m 6’2 and 15 and retarded so you are doing better then me

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u/lilchalupzen Aug 06 '21

How tf are people so tall I'm fucking 4'9 😭

11

u/Straitjacket8 Aug 06 '21

At 5'5, I wish I was just a LITTLE taller

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u/xxMOxx78 Aug 06 '21

I wish I was a baller...

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u/Relative_Pangolin_92 Aug 07 '21

I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her

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u/kevinassasino ā˜¢ļøā˜¢ļø Aug 07 '21

I just wish i was rich then then being short and ugly won't matter