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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21 edited Aug 15 '21

Wait what

Edit: I used to have like 13,000 karma but now it's 675

Edit 2: Guys stop mentioning that I got my karma back you can mention other things. I gotten 123 notifications overnight because of this.

And bragging about keeping your karma is maybe the problem is resolved. I like getting a comment popular but please have mercy.

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u/Rebel_bass Milking a dead horse 🐴 Aug 15 '21

I thought it was something weird to do with my cake day.

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u/asianabsinthe Aug 15 '21

What a shitty cake day

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u/Gyzemius Aug 15 '21

Me too

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u/Rebel_bass Milking a dead horse 🐴 Aug 15 '21

Lol. Happy no karma cake day, friendo.

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u/th3manias Aug 15 '21

Me three 👍

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u/Rebel_bass Milking a dead horse 🐴 Aug 15 '21

Nah, to heck with you losers. I got my karma back. Later, fools. 🙃

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u/bence2393 Aug 15 '21

You get a cake! and you get a cake! Happy 🍰day for yall!

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u/sirJackHandy Aug 15 '21

Any time I hear the word friendo I think of the movie No Country For Old Men... and the crazy serial killer

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

Anton Chigurh

”Call it.”

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u/podstrahuy Aug 15 '21

Happy cake day

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u/Saazkwat Aug 15 '21

Yeah but no karma for you

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u/pussy_killer5 Aug 15 '21

Not a good time to have a cake day

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u/musyrifo Aug 15 '21

They have got to be messing with us

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

Lol happy cake day

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u/diabloturbo1 Aug 15 '21

Happy same cake day friend

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u/asianabsinthe Aug 15 '21

1.2 million to nothing. It's my Bitcoin all over again.

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u/ba773ryac1d Aug 15 '21 edited Aug 15 '21

It still says 1.2 million on your profile. Edit: Nvm, they fixed it.

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u/Falcrist Aug 15 '21

I still see 1.2 million, but I'm using old reddit.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

I see it in the narwhal app, sounds like a bug that'll get fixed

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u/MaBay Aug 15 '21

Except upvotes being completely useless

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u/King-Of-Throwaways Aug 15 '21

Like they said, it’s Bitcoin all over again.

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u/Zokuva try hard Aug 15 '21

hot take

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u/RedCheese1 Aug 15 '21

By the time you die Bitcoin will be worth god knows what. Historically speaking, Bitcoin is the greatest investment vehicle ever created though, nothing comes close. A $1,000 investment in bitcoin in 2010 say at $0.08 a coin would’ve netted you roughly $500,000,000 today and much more at its peak. Crazy stuff

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u/mikeee382 Aug 15 '21

It was an amazing asset to speculate a few years ago, but it'll only hold value for as long as people agree it has.

Unlike other crypto, it's completely useless as a day-day currency and its algorithm makes it very prone to manipulation -- at least more than any of the other big cryptos.

Tbh I don't see Bitcoin as a long-term investment and neither should you. It has an expiration date, it's just a matter of when not if.

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u/arrrsPoetica Aug 15 '21

Tbh I don't see Bitcoin as a long-term investment and neither should you. It has an expiration date, it's just a matter of when not if.

The institutional investors that own the majority of BTC would disagree with you

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u/RedCheese1 Aug 15 '21

At this point it’s simply an investment vehicle with the allure of stellar returns. Highly speculative like you mentioned, but that’s what traders love. They need volatile markets in order to profit off of the difference in price.

It’s tough to say whether or not Bitcoin will wither away into a worthless asset. Many large investment firms are starting to expose themselves to this risk in the hopes of higher returns for their investors. Will this influx of institutional money prop up the price for the next few years? It remains to be seen but it’s definitely something to consider.

By no means is investing everything in crypto assets a wise choice. No investment vehicle is as robust (in my opinion) as the S&P 500 etf (SPY).

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u/King-Of-Throwaways Aug 15 '21

By the time I die, Bitcoin will have faded into irrelevancy, having been outmatched several times by other get-rich-quick schemes, all of them providing ample investment opportunities, but none of them providing any use.

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u/Mcbauer1 Aug 15 '21

No use?

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u/sadacal Aug 15 '21

Bitcoin is supposed to be used as a currency but it's insane rise in value has made it so people would rather hold on to it than actually spend it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

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u/King-Of-Throwaways Aug 15 '21

“Bitcoin is useful for getting around gambling laws” sure is an argument, I guess.

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u/King-Of-Throwaways Aug 15 '21

Despite being touted as a revolutionary currency, people overwhelmingly only trade Bitcoin to speculate on its value. Nobody cares what Bitcoin does; they only care about what Bitcoin is worth. To some extent this applies to all speculated investments, but even gold, stocks, fine art, and Beanie Babies have some utility, where as Bitcoin largely does away with pretending.

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u/Mcbauer1 Aug 15 '21

Speak for yourself then i guess. I used Bitcoin a lot of times in the past years. Saying Beanie Babies have more utility is just wrong.

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u/King-Of-Throwaways Aug 15 '21

If you regularly use Bitcoin for buying groceries or something, then that puts you in the minority. But also, traditional currency would probably have been better suited to the job due to better ubiquity, stability, and regulation.

But even putting all this aside, it’s worth asking whether the high ecological and human cost of cryptocurrency justifies the novelty of making purchases with it. Traditional currency has a social cost too of course, but per-transaction it’s negligible in comparison to Bitcoin’s.

Tl;dr: it isn’t worth burning acres of rainforest for the novelty of buying pizza with Beanie Baby Bucks.

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u/larsdragl Aug 15 '21

You can sell accounts for bitcoin

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u/J0hnGrimm Aug 15 '21

They need it for their egos.

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u/zuzg Aug 15 '21

Brain makes happy chemicals

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u/Thick-Papaya752 Aug 15 '21

Its all back now

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u/lbseida Aug 15 '21

Still says 1.2 when I look at your profile

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u/IM_OZLY_HUMVN ⚗️Infected by the indigo Aug 15 '21

Nah just a glitch, it's back

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u/Infamous-Swordfish93 Aug 15 '21

get a fucking life

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u/asianabsinthe Aug 15 '21

You're an angry person looking at your history.

I feel bad for you... Sorta.

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u/Infamous-Swordfish93 Aug 15 '21

cool dude cry more about karma

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u/caketruck H a p p y Aug 15 '21 edited Aug 15 '21

I was nearing a hundred thousand D: most from commenting too!

Edit: since people keep telling me, I have gotten my karma back, it seems that whatever caused it to disappear has been fixed for everyone. Thank you for telling me it’s back, greatly appreciated (_)

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u/135686492y4 PASTA IS MY LIFE ELIXIR 🇮🇹 Aug 15 '21

Welcome to the club. The booze is in the other room, we've got wine beer and chokky milk

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u/sirJackHandy Aug 15 '21 edited Aug 15 '21

So back in the day the Karma worked different... and it was hard to get 100,000 upvotes on comments or posts... but if you did you joined the "Century Club".

It was actually a really cool sub... all the orignal gif makers from like 2012 before people knew how to make gifs would teach us... fuck I was paying for adobe creative cloud and participating...

people like editing and layout, Matt0S... unidan (he didn't make gifs, but studied crows and had good observations about anything), etc..

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u/135686492y4 PASTA IS MY LIFE ELIXIR 🇮🇹 Aug 15 '21 edited Aug 15 '21

So i was only 50k karma away? Famn this makes it worse

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u/sirJackHandy Aug 15 '21 edited Aug 15 '21

The actual upvotes and downvotes were not real then... Even if you got 2 million upvotes it would settle around 2,100 upvotes or so...

I remember being able to learn Photoshop and After Effects from those guys well enough to edit this video of a live Earthquake in LA:

https://imgur.com/gallery/YmJZq0p

edit back then I was /u/citizen_coping

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u/Val_dator Aug 15 '21

Dude I wish people were still making GIFs like that

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u/sirJackHandy Aug 15 '21

One of my best works:

https://imgur.com/gallery/Ioe3KfF

I see it a lot on reddit and I'm like "I made that"

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u/Val_dator Aug 15 '21

Nice work

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u/risethirtynine Aug 15 '21

Oh I seen this shit. Nice job dude.

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u/turbo_chuffa Aug 15 '21

Outstanding

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u/ACatWalksIntoABar Aug 15 '21

You did a good job :)

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u/Chippiewall Aug 15 '21

The actual upvotes and downvotes were not real then... Even if you got 2 million upvotes it would settle around 2,100 upvotes or so...

True, but the impact that votes have on karma has always been different from the score of posts/comments and I don't believe they changed that algorithm when they switched to "real" vote counts.

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u/bigtoebrah Aug 15 '21

Citizen Cope is awesome

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u/Ace_Slimejohn Aug 15 '21

14k used to be an insane amount of upvotes. Now it’s just a Tuesday.

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u/Urban_Savage Aug 15 '21

You missed the back in the day part. It's not like that anymore... it's super easy to get in there, so it's just like everywhere else.

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u/Useful-ldiot Aug 15 '21

I'm in there. It's not fun anymore. The only sub I'd miss is eternityclub

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u/typicalBACON Aug 15 '21

I'm very far away then, fortunately I have so little karma they didn't bother to reset mine lol

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u/PayTheTrollToll45 Aug 15 '21

Looks like you are 50k away...

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u/135686492y4 PASTA IS MY LIFE ELIXIR 🇮🇹 Aug 15 '21

shit, missed a 0 my bad

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u/The_SpellJammer Aug 15 '21

I need to apply to CClub and check it out. Wouldn't shock me if it sucks now though.

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u/sirJackHandy Aug 15 '21

Do it!!! I don't know if it's still a thing or not.

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u/chuckdiesel86 Aug 15 '21

Is it better than the lounge?

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u/Mywifefoundmymain Aug 15 '21

before people knew how to make gifs

You mean back when they were gifs and not mp4s wrapped in a webm container…

I remember the first time someone posted a webm and people were up in arms as to if it should be considered a gif or not. And then highqualutygifs was born.

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u/TreasuringMeadow Aug 15 '21

but studied crows

I think you mean jackdaws

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u/Darkdemize Aug 15 '21

Here's the thing...

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u/TedhaHaiParMeraHai Aug 15 '21

I was in century club with my previous account 3-4 years ago. Most of the comments and posts were made by the same 30-40 users. It was an incredibly boring sub.

Almost all the users were Americans and they either lived in big cities or suburbs. I couldn't relate to most of the things they talked about there.

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u/sirJackHandy Aug 15 '21

Pretty soon around 2013 + they started making subs like double, triple century club... etc... and it then the voting algorithm changed....

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u/canadarepubliclives Meme Connoisseur Aug 15 '21

Please, Mr algorithmic architect of the matrix, explain to me, a big stupid head of a person, how did the algorithm change?

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u/chuckdiesel86 Aug 15 '21

Idk how it changed but it became a lot easier to get upvotes. One thing they did was allow some subs to hide upvotes for a while after a comment is made which does seem to stop the hivemind somewhat, if your comment got downvoted early then people would pile on.

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u/SchemingCrow Aug 15 '21

Yep it was proven the hivemind in reddit was insane

Like absurd levels of hive mind

AITA is a good example

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u/loganchris80 Aug 15 '21

Wow, that's sound cool! Are there any such subreddits of place where people like that hang out still? I have back ground in classical art, a degree in the contemporary form and work with film & television for children. So I'm constantly neck deep in creative processes. I'm not complaining, truly. It's just hard to find other people that are caught in this maelstrom, and I'm getting a little tired of having adjust myself around others so I seem more relatable. Otherwise it becomes rather lonely, rather quickly. There are other approaches certainly, though they're also demanding and counteract the purpose of R&R. Not to disregard them entirely, I'm just trying to scan the horizon in the meantime. Cheers!

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

Unidan lol, he got banned for using other accounts to vote manipulate. Crazy how I had completely forgotten all this.

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u/de6u99er Aug 15 '21

Good old times.

Remember prople calling out reposts? Noe nobody bothers any more vecause it would be a fulltime job.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

If you like, Ugandan Knuckles will spit in a glass with ice.

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u/Handlomeister Aug 15 '21

Oh yes chokky milk

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u/rayquazaisthebest Aug 15 '21

Yeah same

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u/RichRaichu5 gave me this flair Aug 15 '21

I just lost 400k karma. Now how would I feed my children?

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u/raxit_07 ☣️ Aug 15 '21

Cum

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u/screamtracker Aug 15 '21

This guy feeds children

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u/pmmpsu Aug 15 '21

Mom please get off Reddit

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u/delirious-_- Aug 15 '21

this reply makes me uncomfy

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u/230581 Aug 15 '21

I had 56,000 and now I feel... degraded

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u/RichRaichu5 gave me this flair Aug 15 '21

Its back, i feel relieved now

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

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u/HAXAD2005 custom flair☣️ Aug 15 '21

I can still see you have almost 76K karma.

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u/cucOmbermint Aug 15 '21

I still see my and your regular karma

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u/Arjunsb01 ☣️ Aug 15 '21

I can still see ur karma... Is it some sort of glitch?

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

Bro i had 29k comment karma. Wtf

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u/Player_yek Aug 15 '21

still 60k

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u/Squidgyboat5955 Aug 15 '21

For me it says 90 k karma so don’t worry

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u/informat2 ☣️ Aug 15 '21

TFW you still have 100k karma even after Thanos snap.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

When I click on your user name it still says 76k karma for comments.

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u/nurd_on_a_computer Aug 15 '21

ITS BACK, WE'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU IN THE 100K GANG

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u/thisisa_fake_account Aug 15 '21

What's karma for anyway? I got 8-9k. I can't feel too sad about losing it

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u/EquivalentSnap uwu pls pet me Aug 15 '21

You still have it 😒

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u/DR112233 Aug 15 '21

Wow. downvoted to oblivion? Happens to me all the time.

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u/NotYou222 Aug 15 '21

You have 76k comment karma

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u/FlighingHigh Aug 15 '21

I still have 67k

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u/Eternal2401 Aug 15 '21

I was at 325,000

Then 1,000

Now 100,000

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u/Jacobletrashe Aug 15 '21

I went down from 69k to 62k :((

I liked always seeing 69 by my name.

Sad face

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u/Squidbit Aug 15 '21

Mine is still the same as before

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

I guess I missed it, what happened?

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u/caketruck H a p p y Aug 15 '21

It seems like everyone’s karma was temporary reset/reduced greatly. I haven’t seen a reason for it though. Luckily it seems to be back

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u/gfsh100 Dank Royalty Aug 15 '21

Oh no!! Anyways

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u/xcom_lord Aug 15 '21

I’m at my old count, wtf happend to you guys

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u/Inevitable_Ninja_851 Aug 15 '21

Proud Furry

You get what you fucking deserve.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

I can still see it tho?

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u/apocalypse31 ☣️ Aug 15 '21

I'm at 135,000 still, at least according to rif is fun app

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

you still have it from what i see

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

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u/caketruck H a p p y Aug 15 '21

Lol thanks, I just like talking in these random conversations, it ends up adding up, but every once in a while I wake up to 45 comments and a 6.6k karma comment xD.

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u/ManOfJapaneseCulture cultured Aug 15 '21

Hah. Amateur hour over here. (Jk)

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u/zacharyheidenreich primis regem Aug 15 '21

I lost 9,000 or so but I'm ok

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

ive got nearly 200k in comment points but basically nothing in posts

nobody cares when i make something cool, they only care when i make butt jokes.

i think my highest rated comment had like 30k upvotes and all it said was something like "butt fuck it" as a pun response about anal sex

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u/bDsmDom Aug 15 '21

I was about to hit 700k. I am a member of the seven year club

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u/kingjason94 try hard Aug 15 '21

To me it still shows all your karma

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

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u/Inquisitor1 Aug 15 '21

Comment karma isn't karma. Fucking reddit noob.

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u/Brass13Wing Aug 15 '21

Oh no! This is so sad! Have reddit gold and a choccy milk from Keanu Chungus himself!

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u/RetardedGaming ☣️ Aug 15 '21

I guess it was a glitch that caused the number displayed to be 0, just another testament to how potato the servers of this website and the people running it are

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u/Maxwell_The_Spy ☣️ Aug 15 '21 edited Aug 15 '21

I had so much karma.....and poof...now it's gone, reduced to atoms

Edit:it got restored

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u/Tough_Dish_9519 Hello dankness my old friend Aug 15 '21

I only have 900 something left whyyyyyy what happened

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u/Batweiss Aug 15 '21

This is a bug, no worries

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

Same i don't get it

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u/Tough_Dish_9519 Hello dankness my old friend Aug 15 '21

This meme made me go and check and now pooof it's really gone

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u/Dosengandalf Aug 15 '21

All my hard worked fake internet points.

--puff--

Redused to merely a thousand.

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u/Tough_Dish_9519 Hello dankness my old friend Aug 15 '21

Imagine all the trolls working hard to get negative karma and poof back to zero

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u/iSeven Aug 15 '21

Negative karma already has a cap.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

THEY ARE BACK MY DUDE

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u/ArttuH5N1 Aug 15 '21

Seems like it's only some, my karma doesn't seem to have been resetted

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u/sprit_Z Aug 15 '21

I'm at 1 karma I cry now

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u/Pvt_Mozart I start my morning with pee Aug 15 '21

I just pushed ya up one more, bud!

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u/bonny_tagesbrise Aug 15 '21

38k just wooshed away :(

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u/yashyboii_123 ☣️ Aug 15 '21

I had 13000 karma and still do. Idk what yall chatting bout

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

Bro i had like 40K but now it's 1000

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u/mrhippo1998 Aug 15 '21

Only one of the award types are on now did it just delete all my comments and posts?

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u/WhoStoleMyCake Aug 15 '21

Yeah same. From 70K to 5-something...

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u/EL_-_Tomato Aug 15 '21

Same, why tho ?

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u/LucaRicardo Dank Royalty Aug 15 '21

My post and comment karma was zeroed but not my awardee or awarder karma, so I still got like 1.9k

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u/Soldat56 Aug 15 '21

I wonder how much suicide rates have gone up in the last 4h...

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u/BakeTomato Aug 15 '21

I had around 20k and checked it just now it is 36

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u/diabolos312 Aug 15 '21

I used to have 68000, few hundred away from 69k. It's all gone now

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

I had 50k now its 2200 ;(

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u/DIOnys02 Join r/Dank_Lounge now or you gey Aug 15 '21 edited Aug 15 '21

Same. Wtf happened

Edit: It’s just a weird visual bug. If you actually look at your profile karma and then go back to the overview it updates to the total amount, but only remains while you don’t load anything new. Now it only shows post karma I guess?

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u/Hovhannes2006 Aug 15 '21

Same! 10k gone for nothing

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u/_Aj_ Proud Furry Aug 15 '21

I've still got 200k. No idea what you all doing.

I never keep track though, maybe I was spared because I didn't care? Lol

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u/TheShyPig Aug 15 '21

OK mine JUST fixed itself back to what it was yesterday ..there is hope

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

this is a bug you still have your 13k

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u/Mr_Awes8me ☣️ Aug 15 '21

I used to have 108k now it's just 5k

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u/lamykins Aug 15 '21

You guys still had karma? The last few times this has happened to me I went down to 1-0. But it always comes back.

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u/-funny_name- Aug 15 '21

Mine is intact

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u/_sour_squid_ Aug 15 '21

Yeah that happens sometimes, I think it's a glitch or something. You still have 13k, don't worry.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

i still have 21k bruh

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u/Cleaver_Fred Aug 15 '21

Don't worry, it will come back. My karma seems to be switching back and forth between the true and 'reset' value.

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u/nxcrosis ☢️ Aug 15 '21

Bruh I lost like 50k karma

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u/anazambrano I did not shitpost! I did naaaaaht. Oh, hi Mark Aug 15 '21

Same but now I’m at 71

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u/lillywho Aug 15 '21

I think I've still got all my Karma from before. Can't remember exactly but 26k seems right.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

I still have all my karma so it’s probably a bug? This is Reddit after all lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

mine is still the same, I don't get it, what happened?

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

i've still got 12.5k like i used to, i don't see a problem

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u/Hardc0retempah [no homo] Aug 15 '21

Wdym you still have 13 k karma

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u/Lutzelien EX-NORMIE Aug 15 '21

It still says 8.000 Post-karma and 5.000 Comment-karma if I click on you

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u/kaask0k Aug 15 '21

A small price to pay for salvation.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

Same.. i use to have 5,596 snd it turned into 590

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u/ThePineappleHotspot Aug 15 '21

Can someone explain?

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u/Plastic_Pinocchio Aug 15 '21

Huh? I still see 14k on your profile.

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u/ChubbyLilPanda Aug 15 '21

Says you have 5k comment and 8k post karma for me

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u/SiBloGaming FOR THE SOVIET UNION Aug 15 '21

Still shows 14k lol

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u/Glenn_Bakkah IlluMinuNaughty Aug 15 '21

Still have 71k

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