It's time to change the rules

[u/Galaron_Shuri]

[u/MedicatedAxeBot]

Dank.

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i am a bot. please stop trying to argue with me. you look like an idiot. join our discord.

[u/Environmental_Bee748]

only if you ask nicely.

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/Environmental_Bee748]

Would you come fucking dead bodies with me?

[u/PlayBud101 → u/Galaron_Shuri]

you forgot to say the magic word: ALAKAZAM

[u/readingduck123 → u/Galaron_Shuri]

And then, the trio of Enviromental_bee748, Donnyboy2 and Galaron_Shuri went and practised some friendly necrophilia.

[u/ShallowStroker]

13 thick black inches

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/ShallowStroker]

What was the last thing you tried to push up your ass?

[u/ShallowStroker → u/Galaron_Shuri]

Actually I squeezed it out of my ass. It was 13 inches long and weighed around 9.2 courics, so close to world record.

[u/sigmaiha → u/ShallowStroker]

What’s the difference between black and normal inches?

[u/mapledoo → u/[deleted]]

Damn son thats cold:)

[u/Scrytheux → u/mapledoo]

Actually it was pretty warm ;)

[u/Psychological-Worry3 → u/mapledoo]

The cock wasn't

[u/TerribleAd3423]

It's your mom

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/TerribleAd3423]

Who's the best mom in the world?

[u/theTIMEKEEPER_ → u/Galaron_Shuri]

I agree. OP's mom is special af

[u/KingKongWrong → u/theTIMEKEEPER_]

OPs moms got it going on

[u/FishCream → u/theTIMEKEEPER_]

I also choose OP's mom

[u/Codename_Crow → u/Galaron_Shuri]

OP's mom has a godly pussy tho

[u/[deleted] → u/Codename_Crow]

Fortnite and playstation is over there with the rest of the kids that have distasteful mouths

[u/Donneyboy2]

Digging up and fucking dead bodies

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/Donneyboy2]

For interviews' sake, do you have any hobby?

[u/[deleted] → u/Donneyboy2]

Was that the reason your dad went to prison?

[u/someRndy]

Just wanted to do a little trolling, nothing wrong with that

[u/LxqNiko → u/someRndy]

why have you encouraged him to commit suicide?

[u/_Wubawubwub_ → u/LxqNiko]

My man’s already murdered from this question

[u/kosucudevekusu → u/[deleted]]

Yea, what's why would someone do this, he'll be already dead in a bit

[u/KingKongWrong → u/kosucudevekusu]

What did they say it’s deleted

[u/kosucudevekusu → u/KingKongWrong]

"why did you made not alive the person whom worships the old testament"

[u/[deleted] → u/someRndy]

Why did you assassinate the president!!!??

[u/pp94gamer → u/[deleted]]

What the hell happened here....?

[u/DSlippy]

In my opinion, I think its pretty lame

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/DSlippy]

What do you think of my meme?

[u/TogueOW → u/Galaron_Shuri]

Ooh self burn. Those are rare

[u/Sk8rrBoi → u/Galaron_Shuri]

ow

[u/ParthAsInDarth]

No, I don't think I will.

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/ParthAsInDarth]

Will you give me a proper answer?

[u/Wrought-Irony → u/Galaron_Shuri]

this is the best one

[u/AgentJak007]

I knew OP was a cum enthusiast

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/AgentJak007]

Is there any false news that you would like to share?

[u/doyouhaveidea → u/Galaron_Shuri]

or is it?

[u/AdvencedCrafts → u/doyouhaveidea]

Hay Vsause Michael here..

[u/[deleted] → u/AdvencedCrafts]

Hey Michael Vscauce here

[u/[deleted]]

Cum

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/[deleted]]

Favorite food or drink?

[u/Dr_FUHRER → u/Galaron_Shuri]

Food *and Drink

[u/SwagDab99lolxdrawr]

Swagasauras

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/SwagDab99lolxdrawr]

Sorry, I didn't get that, could you repeat?

[u/Thanoose69 → u/Galaron_Shuri]

Now I'm stuck in an endless cycle.

[u/[deleted]]

i guess- a little

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/[deleted]]

Do you wish to become a mod?

[u/BlazeRagnarokBlade → u/Galaron_Shuri]

*fedora manifests*

[u/Mad-Br0- → u/BlazeRagnarokBlade]

M'lady

[u/Spider-Cow]

Cry about it

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/Spider-Cow]

What are you gonna do?

[u/Spider-Cow → u/Galaron_Shuri]

Now I am :(

[u/Onionsforureyes → u/Spider-Cow]

f

[u/wooowm → u/Onionsforureyes]

f

[u/BlazeRagnarokBlade → u/wooowm]

u

[u/MTfailGaming → u/BlazeRagnarokBlade]

c

[u/PointySalt → u/MTfailGaming]

k

[u/gruzikas → u/PointySalt]

M

[u/Walking__Bread → u/gruzikas]

E

[u/[deleted]]

I prefer them smaller

[u/[deleted] → u/Galaron_Shuri]

FBI OPEN UP

[u/eddiemoney16 → u/[deleted]]

Hey he was just asking the question the other guy is the one who said he likes them smaller!

[u/TBrown104 → u/Galaron_Shuri]

Ayo I'm 15 ;)

[u/Pending1 → u/TBrown104]

Your avatar's fine mustache says otherwise

[u/TBrown104 → u/Pending1]

It is only what I wish to have sadly

[u/_Wubawubwub_ → u/TBrown104]

You still have time before the neckbeards come knocking. Please, it’s not too late.

[u/TBrown104 → u/_Wubawubwub_]

Oh but it is. I've already had a run in with a discord mod

[u/Breet11 → u/TBrown104]

Oh no.

[u/SnakeFB → u/Galaron_Shuri]

He said smaller so it's not necessarily younger

[u/yasamansamsami]

Children

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/yasamansamsami]

Your forbidden kink?

[u/yasamansamsami → u/Galaron_Shuri]

Forbidden kink - regular drink

[u/[deleted]]

Your mom met an Xbox kid

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/[deleted]]

Was there anything traumatizing that your mom ever told you?

[u/[deleted] → u/Galaron_Shuri]

Yes

[u/nazi_slayer420]

only somtimes edit: most the time

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/nazi_slayer420]

Do you ever fuck your sister instead of your mother?

[u/Minethink144 → u/Galaron_Shuri]

Yeah my dog and my sister have the same name so I always get confused when I'm fucking my dad

[u/nazi_slayer420 → u/Minethink144]

get this man a trophy

[u/Womy_Makunochi → u/Minethink144]

What level of Alabama is this???

[u/Motanel147 → u/nazi_slayer420]

Do you enjoy sucking pps?

[u/Espresso_Depresso7]

74 dead rats

[u/nAtetheguY30 → u/Espresso_Depresso7]

What was the last thing you shit out?

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/Espresso_Depresso7]

Highest kill streak?

[u/RoyalReddit_]

Thats fucked up

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/RoyalReddit_]

Have you ever drank your sister's pee?

[u/[deleted] → u/Galaron_Shuri]

Oh my god

[u/[deleted] → u/Galaron_Shuri]

Yeah who hasnt?

[u/PS181809 → u/[deleted]]

I bathe in it

[u/Psychological-Worry3 → u/PS181809]

My sister is Belle delphine

[u/[deleted] → u/Psychological-Worry3]

Joe mama

[u/Psychological-Worry3 → u/[deleted]]

Papa Joe

[u/mrhlvs → u/[deleted]]

Who's Joe

[u/[deleted] → u/mrhlvs]

Ligma balls

[u/mrhlvs → u/[deleted]]

What's Ligma

[u/[deleted] → u/mrhlvs]

Joe balls

[u/ftse → u/[deleted]]

🏅

poormans gold

[u/[deleted] → u/Psychological-Worry3]

Understandable, have a nice day

[u/switchgamer007 → u/Galaron_Shuri]

Naw just the bath water

[u/Adanta47 → u/Galaron_Shuri]

I mean yeah, but I didn't like it. ^{Not the first time that is}

[u/ZappBrannigansLaw → u/Galaron_Shuri]

I order it straight from her onlyfans

[u/Shit_all_Taken]

His last words were "stop shaking the ladder you little shit"

[u/rohanmaan32 → u/Shit_all_Taken]

So what is your defense for the murder of your father

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/rohanmaan32]

Can't think of something better right now, good question

[u/AnkurTri27 → u/Shit_all_Taken]

Wha was your dad saying when he was high on weed?

[u/b0ysle]

That's too big.

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/b0ysle]

What did you think when you saw your gf's dick?

[u/avocadoesssss → u/b0ysle]

What do you think about my 3 inch rooster?

[u/the_momo_kek]

nice cock

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/the_momo_kek]

Now that you've seen your grandpa naked, what do you think?

[u/tumorknager3 → u/Galaron_Shuri]

After the autopsy*

[u/SmileyAce3]

Yeah I got the good stuff.

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/SmileyAce3]

Did you bring it?

[u/Possibly_Parker → u/Galaron_Shuri]

You can read this in either order

[u/[deleted]]

All the time

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/[deleted]]

How often are you a disappointment for your parents?

[u/BlazeRagnarokBlade → u/Galaron_Shuri]

bigOOF

[u/[deleted] → u/Galaron_Shuri]

Read my mind

[u/[deleted]]

Cheese

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/[deleted]]

What's the cheesiest answer you could give?

[u/Wonder-Machine → u/Galaron_Shuri]

Under rated question

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

The correct question was actually “What’s that yellow stuff on your dick?”

[u/sensitivegooch → u/[deleted]]

I believe that is called smegma.

[u/devdattaburke → u/sensitivegooch]

Smegma balls loll gottem

[u/Ktulusson]

Gojira

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/Ktulusson]

What's the dumbest japanese pronunciation?

[u/ELISH4NE]

an answer and I'll reply with the question

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/ELISH4NE]

What was I sure that would have been written sooner or later?

[u/Bazookor → u/Galaron_Shuri]

Hold on, this operation was your idea

[u/Mother-Project3468]

Cum

[u/Delta__69 → u/Mother-Project3468]

Whats does "with" mean in latin?

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/Delta__69]

This one's so good that I would feel ashamed to give a different question

[u/sensitivegooch]

Snuffaluffagus.

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/sensitivegooch]

What does "snuff" stand for?

[u/Affectionate_Call778]

Fuck you and we'll see tomorow !

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/Affectionate_Call778]

What's the best thing you did to me?

[u/PissLover_69_420]

What if I comment a question instead?

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/PissLover_69_420]

What would you do to break the rules?

[u/Alexi_the_Axolotl]

Way too much.

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/Alexi_the_Axolotl]

Did you shit today?

[u/Alexi_the_Axolotl → u/Galaron_Shuri]

Was expecting something like. "How much cum did you drink?" But okay

[u/Cathhhhhh]

A few dead bodies.

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/Cathhhhhh]

What's in your cellar?

[u/Sparki99 → u/Cathhhhhh]

What was the last meal you had

[u/RemarkableFront7983]

3 inches

[u/Sparki99 → u/RemarkableFront7983]

How big is your sisters cock

[u/1Shadowspark1 → u/Sparki99]

That’s 3 inches bigger than mine.

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/RemarkableFront7983]

Could you give me a demonstration that you are american?

[u/FryD42]

42

Edit:Geez guys calm down lol foreal though thank you for the awards and im glad to see some cultured redditors

[u/Memelord6nein → u/FryD42]

How many lego pieces do you think you can shove up your ass?

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/FryD42]

What's the answer?

[u/gatlginngum → u/Galaron_Shuri]

to life, the universe and everything?

[u/paulsuko → u/FryD42]

How many vogons do you need to screw in a lightbulb

[u/[deleted]]

Yeah! Every day!

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/[deleted]]

Do you shit your bed?

[u/[deleted]]

The mitochondria

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/[deleted]]

What's the powerhouse of the cell?

[u/[deleted]]

It's not gay to kiss the homies gn

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/[deleted]]

Why don't you ever say "no homo"?

[u/BlackImanity]

I would like both

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/BlackImanity]

Pp or tiddies?

[u/imapersniguess]

Your mom is scary

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/imapersniguess]

Why don't you ever come to play at my house?

[u/[deleted]]

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/[deleted]]

What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard?,

[u/eibsirf → u/Galaron_Shuri]

Based

[u/Chaw179]

That’s how the tire iron ended up in his ass

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/Chaw179]

What happened then?

[u/Korn12468]

Orphans

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/Korn12468]

Best people to bully?

[u/TroyG1997 → u/Galaron_Shuri]

Not even wrong. What are they going to do? Tell their mom?

[u/dat3006]

OP is cool

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/dat3006]

What's the biggest lie you heard today?

[u/Roy_Harper1 → u/Galaron_Shuri]

Ooh, self burn. Those are actually quite common on Reddit.

[u/Piccione_Rotante]

Yes

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/Piccione_Rotante]

Sei italian@?

[u/Sparki99 → u/Piccione_Rotante]

Do you want to send feet pics to OP?

[u/goldendabdab]

Another whole fucking level of degeneracy

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/goldendabdab]

What do you think of people who like 3D girls?

[u/2Gnomes1Trenchcoat]

Only if you have a strong back and a good shovel.

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/2Gnomes1Trenchcoat]

Should I put my grandma's body in the garden instead of in the fridge?

[u/Neo_likes_Minecraft]

Gasoline

[u/Walking__Bread → u/Neo_likes_Minecraft]

What is the cure for padophiles?

[u/Imadeutscher]

This wont reach hot

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/Imadeutscher]

Your bet?

[u/tfmartone]

42

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/tfmartone]

What's the most given answer in this post?

[u/youssefuo → u/tfmartone]

how many times do u masturbate daily ?

[u/Sillysillyboi]

Medieval sword duels.

[u/avocadoesssss → u/Sillysillyboi]

What do you call two men sticking out their roosters I front of each other

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/Sillysillyboi]

Best thing to do with dicks with your homies?

[u/[deleted]]

Of course, I love that!

[u/Roni0258 → u/[deleted]]

So, you're telling me, that you are into furry porn?

[u/Galaron_Shuri → u/Roni0258]

Ain't got anything better than this