r/dankmemes Nov 27 '21

Depression makes the memes funnier I’m at a state of utter indifference

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u/NewFarmingwanz Nov 27 '21

I mean COVID is a virus, so it’s just gonna keep on mutating no matter how many vaccines they come up with. (Not shitting on vaccine just saying I’m not surprised there is a new variant.)

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u/oarngebean Nov 27 '21

Yeah the flu shot every year is multiple strains of the influenza virus that doctors THINK will be prevalent that season

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u/Kir4_ Nov 27 '21

At least they don't take it from thin air, they have a good idea on what it can be, based on what happened in the other hemisphere.

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u/nooeh Nov 27 '21

I agree that they do a pretty good job generally, but sometimes their predictions can be totally off and the flu vaccine is relatively ineffective. Of course I take it every year anyways because even 20% effective is better than nothing.

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u/simen_the_king [custom flair] Nov 27 '21

Important to note here is that influenza is an exceptionally unstable virus. It is one example of a possible scenario, but there are counterexamples too. Polio for example was basically completely eradicated with the use of a vaccine. Viruses are in general pretty unstable, but not all of them are AS unstable as influenza

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u/Dynasty2201 Nov 27 '21

It's pretty clear that eventually it'll just become a background stat that kills X amount of people every year and nobody cares.

NOT SAYING IT'S THE SAME AS THE FLU, but influenze and pneumonia kills around 25-30,000 people a year, every year, as a background stat in the UK alone. 5-10,000 a year die from alcohol. Roughly 80,000 die a year from smoking.

Don't see people losing their minds over those stats, or them being so focused on by the news. Because nobody cares enough about them, that's just life.

In contrast, in the UK, 145,000 have died over 2 years due to Covid which is around 70,000 a year, nearly twice the amout vs the flu. But that includes the 2 massive spikes of over 1,000 a day for a few months. We're now, with circa 90% double vaccinated, down to about 150-200 a day at worst. That's 54-73,000 a year "at worst" at the moment.

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u/Irish_Sausage Nov 27 '21

People don't lose their minds over alcohol or smoking related deaths because you can avoid that by not drinking or smoking. You can't spread lung cancer, aside from from second hand smoke, which is why smoking is prohibited in certain areas.

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u/sassysassafrassass Nov 27 '21

And it's not contagious and doesn't overwhelm hospitals

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u/gime20 Nov 27 '21

People don't lose their mind from smoking and drinking deaths because in the end that's gonna hurt somebody's bottom line so there's no need to talk about it. Like traffic deaths

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u/Rc2124 Seal Team sixupsidedownsix Nov 27 '21 edited Nov 27 '21

People don't care as much about alcohol deaths and such because that's a personal lifestyle choice that probably didn't exponentially infect and kill others while constantly evolving. Also if one virus killed twice as many people in a year as all ~100 flu viruses combined, even with lockdowns, masks, social distancing, etc, then that's a pretty big deal. Someday it'll probably be a virus that we'll have to coexist with but I don't think we're at that point yet

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

Right. With the caveat that the rate of mutations we see is linked to the infection rate.

The more infections there are, the more likely a mutation is to occur, because there is more of the virus around. Mutations are spontaneous and unpredictable - increasing the size of the population of cells that can mutate is inextricably linked to increasing the likelihood of a mutation occurring.

That was the point of masks and social distancing - it wasn't to stop the spread, it was to slow it down enough that the likelihood of a mutation was lowered as well.

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u/xXSlitherySnakeXx Nov 27 '21

At this point just give us the zombie apocalypse...

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u/jawa453 Nov 27 '21

Happy cake day

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u/xXSlitherySnakeXx Nov 27 '21

ohhh, thanks. I didn't even notice that today is my cake day

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u/theghostinthetown Nov 27 '21

seconded. if im going down, ill at least go down trying to act cool and getting bit in the first 10 mins

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u/OofScan Nov 27 '21

I’ll be that character who was actually bit in the start and hides it the whole time for the most generic plot twist

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u/rhou17 Nov 27 '21

Oo, can I be the one who does somewhat okay at first only to get hit by the car of some panicking karen?

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u/guy-man-person Nov 27 '21

only if i grab the cool gun and then get bit then pulled through a window i was standing by

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

Airborne transmitted zombie apocalypse sucks though

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

That's even more emotional damage, just give me a quick death.

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u/coachjayofficial Nov 27 '21

I still thought we were at delta….

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

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u/Soggy_Pressure_7700 Nov 27 '21

The good news is, if we're at "omicron", there are only like 9 more variants left to deal with.

Hang in there peeps, we're almost through this!!!

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u/dogtron64 Nov 27 '21

It better! If this is a repeat of 2020? I may as well go insane!

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u/chkpancake775 Nov 27 '21

Time to spend the entirety of college online

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u/prettyjwick Nov 27 '21

You know, I’ve done both. I started a few times in person at the proper age, then just finished my business degree at the age of 40. This may be unpopular, but online college is just missing something.

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u/DaddyGascoigne ASS Nov 27 '21

Not unpopular, it IS missing everything

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u/chkpancake775 Nov 27 '21

Agreed, fuck online classes

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u/bitching_bot Nov 27 '21

missing everything but the full cost of in school classes

fuck online classes i finished my degree during the shut down and the profs were not prepared at all and butchered the whole thing

and the universities don’t give a shit

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u/lollixs Nov 27 '21

After having spent 1/2 of my time in college online and half of it in person I can also safely say that online college is absolutely worthless and soulcrushingly boring.

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u/Wheres-the-dill Nov 27 '21

Man I really do feel for you guys right now. I graduated in 2016 and didn’t realize in person learning was a privilege.. best of luck to you

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u/DoDucksEatBugs Nov 27 '21

I graduated in July 2019. I am very grateful for my luck and very empathetic to the people who had to be in school for this.

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u/Wheres-the-dill Nov 27 '21

Same. I’m watching my niece do her senior year of high school online and she’s so upset she’s missing the experiences :(

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u/Lalox Nov 27 '21

I started my master’s in fall 2019 ☠️

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u/FPSXpert Nov 27 '21

I gave up on college because of this shit. I ain't going back because of the situation until things go back to in person, and I don't care if it takes six weeks or six years.

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u/Jim_the_salad Nov 27 '21

Yeah.... At this point I'm just waiting for it to eradicate us all... Wouldn't even be surprised

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u/FnCraig Nov 27 '21

Going to be a very long wait I you're expecting corona to do that...

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u/fakeplasticdroid Nov 27 '21

The thing that makes the coronavirus such an effective virus is its low lethality. Viruses don't actually "want" to kill their hosts, they just want to multiply, and killing their hosts is counterproductive to that objective. What's killing people isn't technically the virus itself, but the body's response to it. There are less "successful" viruses like ebola that never resulted in a pandemic because symptoms present themselves within a day or two and a lot of patients end up dying, both of which hamper its ability to spread. Meanwhile people will downplay COVID-19 by saying things like "it kills <1% of people" or "you can have it and feel just fine", without understanding realizing that's exactly why it's such a successful virus.

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u/CrazyTom54 Forever Number One Nov 27 '21

Daily reminder that 1% of the us population is 3 million 340 thousand…. and 1% of the world population is 80 million.

Even with a low lethality, corona has proven to kill people who were considered safe due to their age and health. This doesn’t even go into the fact that a shortage of ventilators increases lethality.

Focusing on lethality also ignores all the people who got it and now suffer permanent health issues from it (I only have mild asthma thank god but some of my friends have severe asthma now despite being super healthy, or have chronic fatigue)

Even if lethality is low, it is always wise to approach this virus with a measure of caution and wisdom.

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u/Fizzwidgy Nov 27 '21

And to add, when hospitals fill up because people are on ventilators then everyone gets an increased risk of dying because the fucking hospitals reach capacity

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u/CrazyTom54 Forever Number One Nov 27 '21

This guy gets it ^

Basically, don’t try to diminish the risk of the virus. Because while yes, it’s lethality may be low, it still has the potential to royally fuck us if we just act like it can’t do anything

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u/Jim_the_salad Nov 27 '21

Yeah I know. It would be fun to watch humanity during that tho.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

Haha yeah the last 2 years were so much fun! I don’t have crippling depression numbed by alcohol and weed now, that’s for sure! I loved the part where the whole planet was shut down and the economies tanked and people lost everything because their small business never recovered. So fun.

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u/suitology Nov 27 '21

I liked the part where billionaires added over a trillion dollars to their wealth in America alone.

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u/xMothGutx Nov 27 '21

No gatherings unless it's to flood the streets and protest during an election year. The virus can't spread at giant protests, only weddings and funerals.

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u/tittysprinkles112 Nov 27 '21

I haven't given a damn since I got the vaccine. I've been going to breweries, bars, restaurants, museums, etc. Corona isn't going away. I'll get the booster when the CDC tells me to. Other than that, my panic ship has sailed. The vaxxed people who are still holed up are in a psychosis of fear. Yeah, before the vaxx I was pretty concerned. Post vaxx? See ya. I'm living my life.

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u/Ac3_HUNT3r I'm the coolest one here, trust me ☣️ Nov 27 '21

Oh Hey! We've got an edge lord here! We've got an edge lord here!

See! Noone cares!

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u/Jim_the_salad Nov 27 '21

Wait what? Who said someone should care. I'm just tired of covid being annoying af. Why you gotta be mean?

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u/witchyanne Nov 27 '21

The real edgelord is in the comments.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

At this point I believe an 'edgelord' is someone who pleasures themselves right up to the point of finishing but backs off again and again ensuring the worste case of blue balls ever... and I refuse to believe anything else.

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u/Scottish_Anarchy Nov 27 '21

That's pretty cringe not gonna lie.

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u/SchrodingersRapist Nov 27 '21

...waiting for it to eradicate us...

Won't happen. Even the most infectious and deadly virus won't wipe out everyone. There will not only be members of the population naturally immune but also as the population size decreases the transmission between people will decrease.

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u/General-Carrot-6305 Nov 27 '21

SSDS

Same

Shit

Different

Strain

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u/Where_is_Gabriel Nov 27 '21

I am waiting for the next market crash to get some tendies.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

Uncle Sam would rather die than let a Boomer's 401k suffer a, much needed, correction.

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u/salinora0 Nov 27 '21

*eradicate 0.7% of us.

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u/Sabz5150 Nov 27 '21

Dunno why everyone is mad, this is the chlorine in the gene pool everyone wanted.

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u/TheSt34K Nov 27 '21

This is when people realize that malthusianism was never correct but rather an anti-poor deflection.

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u/FallenDummy Nov 27 '21

Those rich who died mostly had pre-existing conditions or were overweight so it makes sense

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u/gempi_galco Nov 27 '21

0,7%... If everyone got infected. Normal corona still hasn't reach a billion infections

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u/bluwubewwy Nov 27 '21

If everyone on earth was infected, it would be much more. For example in my region the covid death rate is about 4%

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

this is legit bots talking to each other jesus fucking christ

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u/End_Centralization Nov 27 '21

Why did they go from Nu to Omricon and skip the Greek letter

Xi?

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

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u/thatdudewillyd I am fucking hilarious Nov 27 '21

Poopbear? I knew it!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

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u/bluwubewwy Nov 27 '21

They skipped Nu too

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u/Captain_WACK_Sparrow Nov 27 '21

Me too, like spending all my time indoors playing games by choice and not spending all my time indoors playing games by the government's choice

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u/drunk98 Nov 27 '21

They can tell me what to do, but I only do it because I want to. Fight the power!

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u/Tiiba Nov 27 '21

Ah, the difference between having to paint a fence and getting to paint a fence.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

I kind of forgot about the coronavirus

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u/ShinHayato Nov 27 '21

Did you also write game of thrones?

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

Where do you live?

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u/aleeea Nov 27 '21

Under a rock

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

No, this is patrick

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

Ohio :(

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u/artisanrox Nov 27 '21

i'm sorry :(

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u/JungleBobNapalmPants Nov 27 '21

Yeah I have family near Defiance Ohio. Corona doesn’t exist there lol

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u/scorpiknox Trans-formers 😎 Nov 27 '21 edited Mar 27 '25

enter degree yoke vegetable stocking heavy uppity humorous badge chop

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

Hey, it's not Indiana so there's that.

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u/chickennuggetsfish Nov 27 '21

Weirdly the who skipped Xi in the Greek alaphabet. Maybe they don’t want to slightly piss some one off…….

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u/CataclysmSolace Nov 27 '21

Who do you think is paying them off? Of course it's the CCP

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u/Chemical9242 Nov 27 '21

I’m not an epidemiologist or virologist, but I was under the impression that no letters were skipped, and that the ones publicized are simply the most prominent. As in, there was a Xi and a Nu, but it wasn’t significant enough to warn about (maybe they were less contagious than Delta).

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

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u/Chemical9242 Nov 27 '21

I wasn’t aware of the news around this. Thank you for the article. (Wow, they actually skipped two letters)

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u/Temporary_Body_5435 Nov 27 '21

Winnie the Pooh needs a serious ass whoopin.

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u/CraigWeedkin Nov 27 '21

Shame there's 2 million Chinese troops between you and him

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u/Reddit_pls_stahp Nov 27 '21

That noob doesn't have the courage to 1v1 me.

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u/Madden777 Nov 27 '21

Waiting for a fire breathing and icy freezing variant

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u/chunganoid 🍄 Nov 27 '21

Who's idea was it to name it like a transformer

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u/AWildModAppeared Nov 27 '21

If we’re all gonna die, we may as well die to something with a cool name

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u/fireonice420 Nov 27 '21

It comes from omicron persei 8

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u/Shinokiba- Nov 27 '21

I don't understand why Omicron, the largest variant, simply eat the other 5?

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

Have you smelled Donkey Kong's mask lately?

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u/CMDR_omnicognate Nov 27 '21

“I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8!!! cough

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u/ArsenicAndRoses Nov 27 '21

This is literally what goes through my head every time I hear about the new variant

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u/Jardite Nov 27 '21

what are they gonna do when they use up all the cool names?

covid hamburger strain? covid washington variation.

wait wait, i know. covid mintberry crunch.

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u/thotslayer21600 Nov 27 '21

Well, it can't kill you if you're already dead inside

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u/SclifosNicolae ☣️ Nov 27 '21 edited Nov 27 '21

I like how everybody doesn't care, but still talks about it

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u/kremitthefrog12 Nov 27 '21

Of course. How is eveyone else supposed to know how "little" they care?

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u/Many_Leadership5982 Nov 27 '21

I'm a teenager and I just don't care about COVID any more.

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u/Many_Leadership5982 Nov 27 '21

Same, I am starting to sympathize will the anti lockdown protesters.

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u/jimoriarty1976 Nov 27 '21

Yeah...like fuck....from where is everyone getting such amounts of will to live

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u/mrnacknime Nov 27 '21

Why would you not just get the third shot? I feel like in my country, life is quite normal if you have the covid certificate and just wear masks in public transport.

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u/sassysassafrassass Nov 27 '21

Because they're immature and have an authority problem

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u/IVIaskerade Nov 27 '21

Because "subscribe to regular shots from pfizer or the government will force you to stay indoors and not ever socialise" is a fucking stupid way to live and nobody should have to accept that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

Unpopular opinion, but maybe a plague would (in the long run) be good for our current tension, the price on housing would go down because your great great grandparents finally kicked the bucket, civil war would be averted since the value of human life goes up, an injection of younger blood into political power. Yeah it's bad scenario, but compared to the endgame where we avert black plague levels, I see nuclear civil war or at least a lot domestic terrorism

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u/shiro_eugenie Nov 27 '21

bold of you to assume that the price of housing would go down

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u/-ZeroF56 Nov 27 '21

$600k McMansions

Bold of you to assume $600k can buy you more than a 1500sqft home in some places in this market.

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u/luisless Nov 27 '21

600k gets you a small apartment here

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u/crestonebeard Nov 27 '21

Yeah it might benefit a few of us commoners, but just like in most scenarios like this I imagine the ultra wealthy would be the ones who truly benefit.

civil war would be averted as the value of human life goes up

Also if the last two years have taught me anything it’s that ~1/3 of the population are selfish garbage people with no regard for any life but their own. As the global supply chain inevitably breaks down these assholes would absolutely start a civil war over resources and exterminate anyone who stands in the way of their “freedoms”

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u/death-by-thighs Nov 27 '21

Yea its benefiting the pharmaceutical companies and the politicians with stock in those companies.

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u/gempi_galco Nov 27 '21

Blackrock or Vanguard?

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u/suitology Nov 27 '21

Vanguard is just a public holding/ investment Corp. They dont really pump out money on their 0.25% commission Iol. They dont have private holdings like BlackRock.

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u/macrotransactions Nov 27 '21

imagine praising plagues while shitting on egoism at the same time

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u/HATndle Nov 27 '21

this is your brain on reddit

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

You'd need a plague that will literally kill 2-4 billion people if you want to have similar benefitial effects on the long run as the black death had and even then it would probably be more harmfull since the sheer amount of dead makes every country have extremely severe shortage in the workforce wich would mean that many cities would fall into ruin, maybe even whole countries. Global trade would halt and the economy would collapse and considering how extremely reliant on global trade the world is, it has high chances of being the modern day bronze age collapse and the end of modern civilization as we know it. Recovering is going to take centuries, if it is even possible to recover.

On the flip side. The environment would love it and mother natures probably going to have the largest orgasm in history since the cambrian explosion if that many humans would die in the span of like... 7 years.

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u/santochavo Nov 27 '21

My field of work is full of old guys so covid actually opened up lots of positions for me to move up. I’ve tripled my salary in like 4 months because of Covid. It sucks but hey there’s always a silver lining

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u/NJ_Mets_Fan Nov 27 '21

This assumes all people are treated equally and have the same access to medicine and resources. The reality is this would just decimate impoverished communities, kill the only person who makes money for a family of 5, leaving then homeless or put in the system to be mismanaged until theyre 18, put on the street..and life goes on..

so…

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u/Mrchristopherrr Nov 27 '21

Sure everyone wants a new plague but no one wants to kill grandma.

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u/AgentFN2187 Nov 27 '21

Hated people talking about plagues being good before coronavirus and I really hate it now. Have there been benefits after a plague? Yes. Just like there is almost always a silver-lining to any bad thing. That doesn't change the fact that the bad thing happened, and it was, you know, BAD.

Plagues cause untold human suffering to both the living and the recently dead. Coronavirus has already caused plenty of suffering for people around the world, no, the last thing we need is something worse.

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u/atxranchhand Nov 27 '21

Thanos was right?

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u/Mean_Regret_3703 Nov 27 '21

The reality is treatments will just improve but covid isn't going anywhere. It's unfortunate but it's true. Vaccines and treatments will improve, fatalities and ICUs will decrease along with them, but at some point we're all going to go back to normal in a world where covid exists.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

Hopefully, one of the strains show very mild symptoms and out competes the other strains, eventually becoming pike the common cold.

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u/cabronara Nov 27 '21

Next year we'll have a whole frat house of all the variants and sigma as its president

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u/FelixzeBear Nov 27 '21

honestly man, this shit is just tiring

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u/PLutonium273 Nov 27 '21

Only 9 more till Omega varient lets go

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u/pizzaout3 Nov 27 '21

Man I stopped caring about 2 months in

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

Haven’t done anything with the virus in over a year. Florida doesn’t care anymore

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u/shrikaizerion Nov 27 '21

what are they? Naming supervillains?

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u/Oparon Nov 27 '21

It's never going to end.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

If you're gonna kill me, just get it over with already

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u/Lazydude17 Nov 27 '21

it’s just never going to end…

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u/prettyjwick Nov 27 '21

Yup. Triple vaxxed and fresh out of fucks to give.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

Covid is like the common cold, it'll continue to evolve and create countless variants. This is our new reality.

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u/IVIaskerade Nov 27 '21

Hey man they passed up the opportunity to cement their grip on the proles with the common cold, they aren't going to let this one past them.

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u/NotWrongOnlyMistaken Nov 27 '21 edited Jul 13 '22

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u/TheBrokenNinja Nov 27 '21

I think everyone on here with mental health issues need to get off Reddit for a while. Disconnect from social media. Find something in your personal life that you can grow in a positive way. Because reading these comments and interacting on here is not going to make you feel better.

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u/Dee_Lansky Nov 27 '21

I'm currently smoking my second cigarette after downing 6 shots of Johnnie Walker. Could not care less.

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u/Soggy_Pressure_7700 Nov 27 '21

Ever experienced war?

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u/Joe555678 Nov 27 '21

War? War never changes.

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u/Atiopos Nov 27 '21

Only someone who’s never had their country invaded would say some shit like this

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u/ranger604 Nov 27 '21

Russia gonna blitz Ukraine soon

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u/MedicatedAxeBot Nov 27 '21

Dank.


i am a bot. please stop trying to argue with me. you look like an idiot. join our discord.

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u/JoeEyebrow Nov 27 '21

Good bot

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u/nhvn0710 I enjoy BBC as much as i love dankmemes - a lot Nov 27 '21

true

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u/xXtmynovXx Nov 27 '21

I will keep arguing against you

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u/Temporary_Body_5435 Nov 27 '21

That sounds like a god damn transformer.

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u/Mindraker Nov 27 '21

I laughed way too hard over this.

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u/finger_milk Nov 27 '21

Well, you know what they say. The variant hysterics come from Omicron persei 7, while we want to fucking die on Omicron persei 9

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u/VentralRaptor24 Nov 27 '21

It's probably gonna become a yearly thing like the flu. Get a shot every year for it.

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u/SIEBWIEP try hard Nov 27 '21

Fuck corona

All my homies hate corona

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u/canmoose Nov 27 '21

I only really care if it starts countries implementing global travel restrictions again. I just want to see my family for the holidays.

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u/Thane5 Nov 27 '21

I thought Nu was the new kid on the block?

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u/Thane5 Nov 27 '21

Aw man i was so badly hoping for Xi to be a thing

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

Oh wow another virus variant, oh wow another lockdown, I don't care I will always do work-home every day

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u/PinkGuyDude Nov 27 '21

honestly, i cant imagine it being that much worse then regular covid

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u/IVIaskerade Nov 27 '21

It isn't. New mutations are pretty much all more transmissible and less serious.

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u/PinkGuyDude Nov 27 '21

see, theyre ramping it up for basically nothing

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u/Dood567 Nov 27 '21

I mean, a virus that's more deadly but far less contagious would be preferable to a virus that infects everyone but kills very few in the grand number of deaths.

1000 people infected at a 10% death rate is 100 dead.

100000 people infected at a 5% death rate is 5000 dead.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

People still care about corona?

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u/MuthafuckinLemonLime Nov 27 '21

The healthcare workers who have to clean up the mess

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u/SugondeseAmerican Nov 27 '21

Reddit doomers and no one else

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u/tittysprinkles112 Nov 27 '21

I'm convinced there's Redditors that are upset that they have to go outside and socialize again. That's why they're so rabid

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u/Dark3ater Nov 27 '21

And my country was one of the first to identify it... Of all the things... Yea at this point just end it:/

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u/wdymyname Nov 27 '21

I was at that stage like 1,5 years ago

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u/VaishakhD Nov 27 '21

The assigned name of this virus sounds like a transformer.

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u/Wambo456 Nov 27 '21

Omicron Persi 8

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u/Emergency-Meet-3681 Nov 27 '21

What happened with Nu and Xi? Are we NOT following the Greek alphabet? As long as we get zombies,.I'm good.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

Pro tip- live in the south and it doesn’t fucking matter. Just livin our lives baby. Enjoy the shutdowns rest of world / west coast

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u/andrewej01 Nov 27 '21

It’s a virus, it’s gonna evolve. Either we shit out pants every time a new strain arrives and lock down, or understand that there’s nothing more we can really do and move on.

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u/StoneyVI Nov 27 '21

Im personally done with covid. Im over it. Idgaf if I get it or if you get it. No one signed up for 3 years of health authorities and governemnt stuffing there fat heads up our asses. I wear a mask, i got my 2 shots now fuck off. Thats it, I'm done. What ever they are doing isn't working and its not worth the freedoms we've given up. So fuck them, and fuck anyone whos still offering consent to their control. If you still think the authorities are doing their best and are honestly trying to stop a deadly virus, you are hopelessly subservient. So fuck you to lol.

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u/ArchaicKubib Nov 27 '21

They are just messing with us now. Using names from futurama.

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u/sulfuricsteam8 Nov 27 '21

Who even named this? Sounds stupid

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u/The_Enclave_ Nov 27 '21

Fun fact: They skipped variand Xi becouse it's name of Chinise dictator. Imagine being so corrupt.

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u/Diabeetush Nov 27 '21

You cannot live in fear forever. Many of us have chosen to not live in fear at all. Take whatever precautions you need to take to feel safe. But if you are one of the ones that truly live in fear of COVID-19, your mental health will be impacted tremendously in a very negative way. And that does not lend well to recovering from any sort of illness.

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u/PugPlaysStuff Nov 27 '21

It’s never going to disappear, just like how the flu will never truly disappear, it’s time to move on honestly

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u/hondanaut Nov 27 '21

I was in Idaho for a month and it was living in the real world again. No masks no distancing just people living normal happy lives. I’m back in LA where it’s “papers please” and it’s just obvious places that still care about COVID are just in a fantasy. COVID is here to stay and people who want to get the 12th booster can get it and fuck off so everyone else can live a normal life. States like California sacrificed their present and futures for a fake sense of security and now Florida and Idaho have never been better. Anyone that still supports the lockdowns needs a weekend in reality and they’ll see how wrong they are.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

If you’re vaccinated and keep wearing your mask, that’s really all you can do

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u/SirKing-Arthur Nov 27 '21

Alabama forgot theres a pandemic. Only thru memes do I remember people are still wearing masks