r/dankmemes • u/Vibhrat • Nov 30 '21
Depression makes the memes funnier Frick Zodiac Signs tell me this
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u/ZergredRBX Nov 30 '21
What if you don't wear glasses
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u/landurf Nov 30 '21
endgame
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u/CanniBallistic_Puppy Nov 30 '21
Nah, know it all.
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Put the finger inside your eye
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u/Vibhrat Nov 30 '21
That's a propaganda the Government wants you to believe..Everyone wears glasses
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u/smol_boi-_- r/Dankmemes enjoyer ☣️ Nov 30 '21
People who do don't wear glasses are just people who wear glasses who don't wear glasses.
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u/Saturnboy13 INFECTED Nov 30 '21
Glasses are really versatile. First, you can have glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful, or have girls wearing glasses flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the protagonist's glasses and putting them on like, "Haha, got your glasses!' That's just way too cute! Also, boys with glasses! I really like when their glasses have that suspicious looking gleam, and it's amazing how it can look really cool or just be a joke. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colors of glasses based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! You have those half rim glasses, or the thick frame glasses, everything! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of glasses at a buffet. I really want Luna to try some on or Marine to try some on to replace her eyepatch. We really need glasses to become a thing in hololive and start selling them for HoloComi. Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Glasses?
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u/JoelPlayz Dec 01 '21
See I never really understood why people got upset at having to get glasses or braces. Imo they're dope af,and provide a certain charm as well. I love how people look with glasses (though I must admit if I meet them with glasses then without it throws me)
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u/ThePrinceOfMonsters Dec 01 '21
I didn't want to get glasses as a kid because I thought they'd be a pain to keep clean and not break, but then I realized Commissioner Gordon wears glasses. That guy's a badass.
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u/JoelPlayz Dec 01 '21
Fair nouf, I now live with some degree of constant blindness as it's a neverending struggle to keep glasses clean lool. Mind you I seem to break my glasses almost every 2 years on the dot xD
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u/TrixieMassage Nov 30 '21
Lmaooo this dork doesn’t wear glasses 🤣
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u/ZergredRBX Nov 30 '21
I will literally break your glasses
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u/TrixieMassage Nov 30 '21
Good luck finding them without a pair of your own
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u/RedditPersonNo1987 Its Morbing Time Nov 30 '21
bitch i can see just fine its my hearing that's the problem
(goes back to listening to 1NF3S+@+!0N at 800 db)
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u/rip-droptire Nov 30 '21
*Laughs in contacts*
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u/NerdWorks Nov 30 '21
laughs in perfect vision
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u/Disastrous-Muscle-72 Nov 30 '21
Oi! Get 'im boys! 'ez not allowed that! Proceeds to run into lamppost
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u/KeyDox red Nov 30 '21
Sunglasses?
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u/anotherrandompleb Nov 30 '21
People who don't wear glasses are people who haven't taken the eye test
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u/Ayyshin Nov 30 '21
*adjusts glasses In a know it all way Ummm akshually only the middle finger is touching the glasses the other two fingers are floating in front of the lenses without touching them
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u/B1rdi I don't understand memes Nov 30 '21
Ummm actually you touch the lenses anyway because you are clumsy
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Nov 30 '21
Is that what it’s trying to show? I can’t really tell the dufference between know it all and normal.
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u/Redbukket_hat Nov 30 '21 edited Aug 23 '24
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u/deliciousprisms Nov 30 '21
Was he arrested
Where the fuck is he in canon
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u/xRaistlin Nov 30 '21
I remember a scene of him looking at luffy's new wanted poster from a desk inside a ship. So he's probably back to sailing somehow
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u/Melonfrog Nov 30 '21
Anime exclusive so it’s debatable if that’s even cannon. He’s my favourite villain, I’d love to see more of him.
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u/xRaistlin Nov 30 '21
I didn't read the manga until after thriller bark finished airing, didn't know that was anime only. Thanks!
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u/Phusra Dec 01 '21
Specifically gave myself a habit pushing my glasses up like that.
It's almost a nervous tick now as sometimes I'll go to adjust my glasses without wearing my glasses...
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u/Ar_Ma Nov 30 '21
Does no one adjust their glasses by moving their nose muscles?
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u/Vibhrat Nov 30 '21
That is an exercise for the whole face
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u/sim_lad I imagine a naked lady when i read the fine print of a contract Nov 30 '21
Isometimes use my ears to pull them back
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u/SaftigMo Nov 30 '21
Ever since I started wearing glasses when I was like 20 or 21 I gained the ability to move my ears at will. Before that I could only do it on rare occasions, if I got lucky. I wonder which other body parts we don't realize we can utilize, simply because we don't have glasses to put on them.
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Nov 30 '21 edited Dec 01 '21
Exactly how I learned to wiggle my ears. Now I like messing with people by doing it and pretending I don't have any idea what they're talking about
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u/SanMotorsLTD Dec 01 '21
how does one own wars?
how does one wiggle wars?
i have a lot of questions
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u/Parallax2077 Nov 30 '21
I just use my thumb and index/middle finger and hold it at the two opposite ends and push it up
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u/GamerRipjaw something's in my balls Nov 30 '21
Yup. Strange that one isn't mentioned
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u/Moyeezes EX-NORMIE Nov 30 '21
exactly, basically pinching one lens by the edges are moving it towards your face.
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u/SquidTK Nov 30 '21
I use my shoulder
Sometimes, I use my brother's shoulder too, but he gets mad at me for it
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u/Ayyshin Nov 30 '21
Do you not have arms by any chance?
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u/sir-winkles2 Nov 30 '21
I started using my shoulder during covid to not touch my face lol
now I do it all the time when at home if my hands are full. it's convenient
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u/CakeNCheeseNuke137 Nov 30 '21
I'm the contempt but its my pointer finger and not middle finger
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I started watching one piece around the same time I got my glasses
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u/rEch_acE Nov 30 '21
I adjust my glasses like captain Kuro or the one labled Scholar
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u/Lion12341 Nov 30 '21
Same (like kuro). I work in a lab so I don't really want to touch my glasses or my face with my hands.
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u/theghostinthetown Nov 30 '21
imagne adjusting glasses. i rarely do and it slides down to the tip of my nose and pretty much everyone I know is irritated by that
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u/seirrebeulb Dec 01 '21
I used to do that, until a coworker told me it was attractive to them when that happened to me
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u/SpoopiBumkin Nov 30 '21
Scholar
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u/very_clean Nov 30 '21
I do a scholar variant where I use my right hand to pinch the frame with my index finger where the arm meets the frame and my thumb on the bottom of the lens and push up
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u/SpicyJellies ☠️ Nov 30 '21
i have know someone who pushes their glasses up with the back of their left pinky in the same spot as sassy and i never understood how or why they do that
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u/Bravo-Vince Nov 30 '21
Imma try this.
Edit: it works extremely well and can be done with dirty fingers, it’s great.
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u/MintyMeister Nov 30 '21
The "If I touch my face I will die" Adjust style can also be referred to as the "Remembers their murderous ways" or "Kuro"
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I do the regular, endgame and sometime give my head a jerk so that they adjust somewhat on their own without touching them.
Maybe i am a jedi
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u/Imosa1 Illuminameme Nov 30 '21
Damn. One of my favorite parts of early One Piece was how Clawhador adjusted his glasses. God i wish that character mattered more.
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u/Towering_Flesh Nov 30 '21
Know it all must have the 411 on some really good glass cleaner, fucking amateur.
Regular all day long
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u/Pr0fessional_failure Nov 30 '21
Contempt most of the time, "if I touch my face I die" when I have something on my hands, like eating a burger or having washed dishes and not wanna make my glasses dirty, endgame inspires me
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u/SwigglesSchlong Nov 30 '21
My fucking glasses are crooked so I do all of them. I really need a new pair
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u/tdsinclair Nov 30 '21
Has anyone tried that Nerdwax stuff? Beeswax and a resin you apply to the inside faces of the bridge to keep the glasses from slipping. I'm thinking about giving it a go.
I use a similar product (Gorilla Snot) on my guitar picks to keep them slipping out of my fingers during a set. It's basically pine tar and does a great job. Our drummer uses it on his sticks too.
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Hm. I sort of do the scholar, but with the back of a finger, not the tip.
I shall call it "The Myles".
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u/lnterGalacticPotato Nov 30 '21
The know it all is either retarded, or he slways has super clean hands.
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u/AgitatedEggplant Nov 30 '21
The scholar but I use the 2nd knuckle on my index finger
If I touch my face I will die when i have cheese ball fingers
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u/GCSpellbreaker Nov 30 '21
Thumb on one side, middle on the other. Grab em like I’m palming my face
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u/Andy34G7 Nov 30 '21
Me who adjusts my spectacles in a way that's not listed in the post: Maybe I'm nothing...
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u/allthenamearetaken1 Hello dankness my old friend Nov 30 '21
I use know it all, regular, and contempt
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u/Speederzzz [Insert homosexuality] Nov 30 '21
Just pushed up my glasses with my phone to read this meme
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u/sim_lad I imagine a naked lady when i read the fine print of a contract Nov 30 '21
I use the knuckle of my thumb
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u/pirouy Nov 30 '21
The "Know it all" is the one true way to reajust them. Also the double scholar for true nerds.
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u/GenericNerfHerder Vegemite Victim 🦘🦖 Nov 30 '21
Are there none for pushing it in the middle with your index finger?