r/dankmemes • u/chilhipp • May 05 '22
Depression makes the memes funnier Thanks, Deutschland
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u/g_Blyn May 05 '22 edited May 05 '22
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u/chilhipp May 05 '22
Geiler font.
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u/g_Blyn May 05 '22
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u/chilhipp May 05 '22
ππ¦π’π©π’π« πππ«π¨ π₯π¦π’π―π£ΓΌπ―, π΄π’π―π±π’π― ππ’π―π©.
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u/Prestige_Kaisa May 05 '22
Bielen dank
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u/chilhipp May 05 '22
π π¦π’π©π’π« πππ«π¨ π°Γ€π₯π’ π°π¬ ππ²π°. ππ¦π’π©π’π« πππ«π¨ π€π’π«ππ²π°π¬
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u/BGBG33 May 05 '22
π π
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u/Puzzleheaded_Gear464 May 05 '22
β ππͺ ππͺπ²π°π’π‘
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u/CatRosalina May 06 '22
π°πππππππ π―ππππππππππ
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u/Rabbit_Junky May 05 '22
ππ¦π’ π°π¦π«π‘ π·π² π€ΓΌπ±π¦π€ π‘π’π― βπ’π―π―
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u/bruggekiller [custom flair]β£οΈ May 05 '22
πππͺπ« β π©π¬π³π’ π±π₯π¦π° π£π¬π«π±!
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u/Illuminaughty99 May 05 '22
πΎπππππ
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u/Adult_alt_acc May 05 '22
π―ππππππ
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u/spacewarrior11 May 05 '22
π―π
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u/SpiritualGrizzlybear May 05 '22
π³ππππππππ
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u/el_carli Purple May 05 '22
π¬πππππππππππππ
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u/BoxofCurveballs May 05 '22
βπ¬π π₯ π°π±ππ«π‘ π‘π’π― πππ«π‘π‘π¬π―π« ππͺ ππ±π―ππ«π‘ π³π¬π« βπ¦π‘π‘π’π«π°π’π’ππ¦π π₯π, πͺπ’π¦π« ππ¦π π₯π, π²π«π‘ ππ©π©π’π° π±ππ± π°π¬ π΄π’π₯πππ°π° π‘π¦π’ πππ«π¦π«π π₯π’π« π°π π₯π’π² π°π π₯ππ²π±π’π« ππ²π° π‘π’πͺ π ππ²ππ¬ π©ππ²π± π’π«π±π©π²π‘ π°π¦π π₯ πͺπ’π¦π« ππ’π¦π‘ π¦π«π° βπ¦πͺπͺπ’π©ππ©ππ²
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u/laserjupoter May 05 '22
ππ’π₯π― π«π’π±π± π³π¬π« π¦π₯π«π’π«, ππ’π―π±π’π°π±π’π―!
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u/PascitoLP May 05 '22
πππ ππππ πππ ππ ππππ ππ ππππ π²ππππ ππππππππππ
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u/g_Blyn May 05 '22
ππ¬πͺπ¦π°π π₯π°π±π’ ππ π₯π’π¦Γπ’ π‘π¦π’ π¦π π₯ π§π’ π°ππ₯.
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u/zbtomal May 05 '22
Ich weiΓ nicht, was das bedeutet, aber es sieht auf jeden Fall cool aus.
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u/xyoxus May 05 '22
"Gern geschehen ihr AbkΓΆmmlinge von Dirnen."
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u/Ain_Hund May 05 '22
βgern geschehen ihr abkΓΆmmlinge von dirnenβ
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u/universe_from_above May 05 '22
Genau genommen steht da "Abkeommlinge" anstelle von "Abkoemmlingen".
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u/AdrixStrife May 05 '22
πΉπππ πΉπππ πΉπππ πΉπππ πΉπππ
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May 05 '22
You forgot the dark folk tales most of our childhood nightmares are based on
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u/LordP4radox May 05 '22
Wenn die Kinder unerzogen; Schon der Vater hat gedroht..
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u/whOleSoMe-ReCePtioN May 05 '22
Der schwarze Mann kommt euch holen, folgt ihr nicht meinem Gebot
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u/predalien_ May 05 '22
Und das glauben wir bis heute
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u/whOleSoMe-ReCePtioN May 05 '22
So in Angst sind Land und Leute
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u/LordP4radox May 05 '22
Etwas Schlimmes wird geschehen
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u/whOleSoMe-ReCePtioN May 05 '22
Das BΓΆse kommt, wird nicht mehr gehen
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u/C0oky May 05 '22
Und die Furcht wΓ€chst in die Nacht
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u/Melter30 Balls May 05 '22
Wow, ich lese Grade diesen Kommentar und ich hΓΆre WΓ€hrenddessen einfach das Lied zum ersten Mal. Wtf
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May 05 '22
Stuwelpeter. I giant fucktard that cuts off thumbs.
I WAS 5 FOR FUCKS SAKE.
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Also some kid that didnβt eat his soup. The ending is HE DIED. What kind of children story ends with a child dying to starvation????
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u/Ree69240 May 05 '22
βNothing good comes from Germanyβ said no one in history
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u/NMade May 05 '22
"No one who speaks German could be an evil man" the Simpsons
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u/spunkyboy247365 β£οΈ May 05 '22
Doesn't that tattoo on your chest say "Die Bart, Die"?
Nooo! That's German! For "The Bart, the"!
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u/armatharos my memes are May 05 '22
who said that nothing good comes from germany, lol
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u/MightyMagicCat May 05 '22
Exactly, this post and the comment section kinda feels like a circle jerk
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u/swampdonkey2246 May 05 '22
That question always comes up with this format.
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u/armatharos my memes are May 05 '22
the problem is not the format, but the existence of the question itself lol, this meme implies answering to the thing someone said, and i never heard of someone saying that germany never produced something good
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u/swampdonkey2246 May 05 '22
Yes, that was what I meant. It always wonder if anybody ever says those things.
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u/craigleberries May 05 '22
No one ever. It's a straw man argument, and the same reason you always win arguments with yourself in the shower.
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u/FlatisJustice177013 May 05 '22
Literally invented cars, you're welcome.
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u/Georg_von_Frundsberg May 05 '22
And electric trains
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u/GeeseKnowNoPeace May 05 '22
And the computer
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u/xXugleprutXx May 05 '22
A bunch of "American" inventions are actually german, like the rocket that took Armstrong and his team to the moon.
Or the car, which alot of people seem to think Henry Ford invented.
Or the hamburger, the most American food there is.
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u/NMade May 05 '22
Or the mp3 format.
And I have never heard someone say, that Henry Ford invented the car.
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u/xXugleprutXx May 05 '22
Alot of Americans think he did, just google "did henry ford invent the car"
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u/GeeseKnowNoPeace May 05 '22
What about the computer?
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u/xXugleprutXx May 05 '22
I hope no one ever claimed that the USA invented the computer
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u/Hotwing619 May 05 '22
I think the personal computer as we know it today was invented by Americans, but the OG computer was invented by Germans.
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u/DAG5066 May 05 '22
Rammstein kicks ass man
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u/SpectrumLV2569 May 05 '22
The new album goes so hard.
ADIEUUUUU, GOODBYE AUF WIEDERSEEEEEEH'N!!!!!!!
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u/Aggravating_Ad_3060 May 05 '22
Bruh angst may be my favorite βstein song yet
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u/DAG5066 May 05 '22
My favoriteβs Mein Teil
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u/sentient_deathclaw May 05 '22
I'm more of a ZICK ZACK ZICK ZACK SCHNEID ES AB TICK TACK TICK TACK DU BIST ALT person but adieu is awesome too. In fact all of the album is. Except Dicke Titten imo. That song was just good.
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u/SpectrumLV2569 May 05 '22
For me the least good was lΓΌgen, everything else was absolutely incredible.
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u/smugducc sucking at kazoos harder than Jack's mom May 05 '22
"Doch dicken Titten" Wise words right here
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u/nige21202 May 05 '22
As another famous musician put it: βDICKE TITTEN OLEE, DICKE TITTEN OLEE, DICKE TITTEN KARTOFFELSALAAT!β
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May 05 '22
Actually got into an argument with a friend who likes screamo/metal or whatever the fuck itβs called. He said he hated RAMM because their too βtry-hardβ but then went on to say how awesome the band βToolβ was. And failed to see the irony in his original βtry-hardβ statement.
Not to mention all the other shitty βmetalβ bands he liked lmao
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u/WildBoy-72 β£οΈ May 05 '22
I'm more of a Scorpions man. But I love the way that Rammstein combined techno with metal and made an awesome sound with it.
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u/Doedewout May 05 '22
And not to forget they have an overal excellent quality control for every product they make
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u/WrodofDog May 06 '22
Used to. Quality has declined a lot in the last 20 years.
But that might have to do with Chinese companies buying them out and keeping the brand names.
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u/FRAGMENT_EFFECT May 05 '22
The French one was funny because it was self-deprecating. This feels more like a brag.
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May 05 '22 edited May 05 '22
Adidas, Airbags, Aspirin, literally cars, beer, bicycles, book printing, Chip cards, fuckin christmas trees?!, contact lenses, gummi bears (Haribo Hail), Helicopters, Jeans, Jet engine, the kindergarten mayonnaise, motorcycles, MP3 Audio format, Nuclear fission, record players, refrigerator, printers, cameras that are not big and heavy as hell, tabe recorders, telepones, TV, Theorie of realitivy, thermos flask, toothpaste, X-Ray technology, zeppelins.
The list continiues and all this things were invented in germany, with or by germans. I could list more but I'm too lazy to copy more google i've found on google.
At the end without the germans, we would be fcked.
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u/vst300 May 05 '22
Beer isn't that certain.... It was discovered that it was brewed in Iran 7000 years ago
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u/Oscu358 May 05 '22
It refers to Lager beer.
Nobody knows who brewed beer first. Egyptians, Sumerians, pre-Chinese, Phoenicians...?
It basically started same time as agriculture and some say that beer was the reason for agriculture, permanent settlements, trade and currency. So ultimately the reason why civilization exists.
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u/_jimmyM_ S stands for suicide is an option May 05 '22
It was definitely brewed in ancient Egypt so no matter who was first, it was long before Germany existed
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u/Fern-ando May 05 '22 edited May 05 '22
Helicopsters? The story of the helicopter can't be atributed to a sole country, it required a lot of steps from inventors from multiple countries for the helicopter to be able to be created.
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May 05 '22
ok, as far as I've read so far, the idea with this small 2nd rotor at the back of the helicopter came from the Germans. The rest was made by many countries bc everyone stole from everyone.
T E A M W O R K
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u/CORUSC4TE May 05 '22
The same with literally any invention that isnt thousands of years old.. How do you invent something as complex as a printer (Gutenberg) without inventing words and language first, or metal work or ink.. Or you know the drill.
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u/Fern-ando May 05 '22
I'm not talking about something as "without the wheel we wouldn't have cars" I'm talking that who invented the helicopter and submarine depends of how you define those machines.
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u/Schootingstarr May 05 '22
Many big inventions of the past two centuries are hard to pin point, because the concepts were obvious and tinkerers around the world tried to make them happen at the same time, with different degrees of success.
Take flight for example. The Lilienthal brothers were successful at creating various gliders, and based on their wing design the Wright brothers managed to make a proper plane out of it. But don't tell that to the Brazilians, or they will tell you that Santos-Dumont actually invented the plane, not them. Depending on your definition of what a plane actually is, that shifts the point of origin dramatically.
At any rate, the most important aspect of an invention is its impact. It doesn't really matter if some Roman in ancient Egypt technically invented a steam engine millenia before the industrial revolution. It had no impact on anything besides being recorded as a curiosity, so its existence is largely irrelevant to history.
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u/ForgettfulAss May 05 '22
My brother in christ, you gave the perfect explanation for me to copy and paste forever.
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u/argybargyargh May 05 '22
Beer is much older than anything Germanic. Iβm thinking Egyptian but could be wrong. Certainly not from Europe. Having said that Iβd still take a modern German beer over most of the alternatives.
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u/Onebladeprop May 05 '22
Germany and England invented jet engines at the same time. It's an interesting story since both inventors were completely unaware of each other.
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u/Just_RandomPerson May 05 '22
It was Jacob W. Davis, a Latvian Jewish American, who invented jeans. True, he used Strauss's fabric, but Strauss didn't really do anything in the "inventing" process.
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u/flomatable I paid 100 bucks for this shitty flair May 05 '22
Why are some things in your list not in alphabetical order?
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u/kostas_tsak May 05 '22
Since you listed adidas, i would like to be a nerd and say puma too, founded by one of the brothers who started adidas before they had a fight, but most people probably know that sadly, it is not that surprising to most people nowadays
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u/Janosfaces May 05 '22
Helicopters I'd say we're davici but other than that, ja.
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u/destronger May 05 '22
At the end without the germans, we would be fcked.
well, as someoneβs whoβs jewishβ¦
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u/Garo263 May 05 '22
Wo ist der DΓΆner?
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u/TheAnniCake May 05 '22
Wenn du einen in der UK holst, ist es nur Fleisch und Salat, die in Fett gedippt wurden. Da kann ich verstehen, dass er auΓerhalb von DE nicht so beliebt ist
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u/Pr0wzassin I am fucking hilarious May 05 '22
what about the printed word? Fucking jumpstarted us out of the middleage
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u/chilhipp May 05 '22
It's there. Picture 6.
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u/Pr0wzassin I am fucking hilarious May 05 '22
I'm gonna be honest. I couldn't make out what that was, even if my life depended on it.
I think I'll see a doctor about that.
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u/CORUSC4TE May 05 '22
Isnt that the old portrait? I dont see it in greater detail, but it looks like a gutenberg machine
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u/rotanitsarcorp_yzal1 May 05 '22
Y'all forgot one.
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u/pinklucifersam May 05 '22
No no no heβs Austrian
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u/purple_cheese_ May 05 '22
You mean the man who killed Hitler?
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u/pinklucifersam May 05 '22
Yesss but I also mean the man who painted beautiful nature views and who also had great interest in art
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u/bruggekiller [custom flair]β£οΈ May 05 '22
you mean the man who distributed gas for free to others in a room?
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u/shady_vin May 05 '22
You forgot the queen of England
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u/queen_of_england_bot May 05 '22
queen of England
Did you mean the Queen of the United Kingdom, the Queen of Canada, the Queen of Australia, etc?
The last Queen of England was Queen Anne who, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England.
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Isn't she still also the Queen of England?
This is only as correct as calling her the Queen of London or Queen of Hull; she is the Queen of the place that these places are in, but the title doesn't exist.
Is this bot monarchist?
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u/KarasukageNero May 05 '22
Du.
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u/jackovthgreat May 05 '22
Du hast
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u/NMade May 05 '22 edited May 05 '22
Don't forget significant contributions to the modern chemical industry. Good ... and bad. But it is what it is.
And never forget the beauty that is the DIN Norm.
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u/Hotwing619 May 05 '22
You mean awful porn?
Germans have produced some good things. Porn isn't one of them.
Except for "Alaaaaarm!" and "Warum liegt hier Stroh?"
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u/rauglatt May 05 '22
Einstein, SchrΓΆdinger, Leibniz, Euler, Gauss, Heisenberg... Come on are you even trying?
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u/brzoza3 badass May 05 '22
Who ever said that? And now look what you did, the whole comment section is littered with people kissing Germans' asses
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u/Baguettewastaken_ May 06 '22
You forgot Hitl-
My legal team discouraged me from continuing this comment
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u/marry_me_jane May 05 '22
And like +- 30% of everything used in heavy industrial machinery.