r/dankmemes • u/kippersniffer ☣️ • Jun 09 '22

meta I give it 10 minutes tops.

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u/Humanislarge I will stick your balls to the ceiling with duck tape Jun 09 '22 edited Jun 09 '22

Fuck that kid

Edit: I play Genshin Impact

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u/bakedbeansandwhich Jun 09 '22

FBI OPEN UP!!!!

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u/marbasthegreat Jun 09 '22

Sometimes i get really sad

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u/Spanky_McJiggles Jun 09 '22

Come to join? There are plenty of holes to go around.

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u/civgarth Jun 09 '22

Why's it called a snatch?

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u/Thameus Jun 09 '22

Your legs!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

🤨

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u/xAntimonyx Jun 09 '22

No, no I mean screw that kid!

Wait.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

Disregard that child

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u/Drackonium Jun 09 '22

grabs screwdriver okay, where do I put the screws?

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u/Rusalki Jun 09 '22

No thanks, I'm not religious

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u/cannydooper big pp gang Jun 09 '22

🗿

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u/Bamith20 Jun 10 '22

Do not fornicate with the emergency food shortstack.

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u/Zombarney ☣️ Jun 10 '22

Here’s a fun fact most genshin impact players don’t know: The age of consent is 18 years old

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u/gameboy1001 Jun 10 '22

“The anti-cheat in this game is VERY strong, and has Ring 0 permissions on your kernel. This means it can read and write memory at any location without segfaulting. I, however, am not afraid, since if Xi Jinping does harvest my computer’s data, all he will find is 50 pages of Waluigi hentai. IT’S YOUR LOSS.”

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u/Humanislarge I will stick your balls to the ceiling with duck tape Jun 10 '22

I know, hence fuck that kid

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u/hornylolifucker Your wife calls me onii-chan Jun 10 '22

Unrelatable comment

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u/Humanislarge I will stick your balls to the ceiling with duck tape Jun 10 '22

u/hornylolifucker, mabye you do to some extent

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u/hornylolifucker Your wife calls me onii-chan Jun 10 '22 edited Jun 10 '22

Shush

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u/PhasmicPlays Jun 10 '22

based memer