r/dankmemes • u/zapdosfangaming extraordinary flair to make people notice my memes • Oct 01 '22
Big PP OC End of an era
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u/YourFavoriteBranch Oct 01 '22
"But the porn lives on."
-A contemporary philosopher 2022
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u/Jwhitx Oct 01 '22
OW1 can only truly die when the very last person forgets the existence of Hammond r34. Until then, the universe remembers...........
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u/MasterRedx Oct 01 '22
Yeah it's a real shame, I had so much fun being yelled at because my team members want to choose my character.
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u/HolyCody Oct 01 '22
Hanzo? Is that you?
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u/MasterRedx Oct 01 '22
Hanzo gets it the worst but there isn't a single choice in that game that won't get you yelled at.
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u/SpawnTheTerminator Oct 01 '22
Mercy and Reinhardt
Even if they don't like you, they'll say "fucking heal" or "fucking move forward" instead of telling you to switch.
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u/Bedu009 Oct 01 '22
I am fucking healing you fucking bitch maybe if you didn't split from the fucking group you would get some too
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u/NearbyWall1 Oct 01 '22
worst part is this applies both to hero shooters and mmos
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u/KermitTheBestFrog try hard Oct 01 '22
My friend plays rein while I play Ana, he literally just mows down the enemy because they can't figure out how to deal with a pocketed rein
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u/Towairatu Oct 01 '22
I used to do the same as Zenyatta with a Reinhardt friend, back in early days. Still, to this day, some of my most epic memories from this game !
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u/ZachAttack6089 Eic memer☣️ Oct 01 '22
Pocketed Reinhardt is unstoppable in Quickplay, you can basically break through any team with that combo. The downside is that someone has to be willing to pocket which is basically impossible unless you queue together.
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u/BambamPewpew32 INFECTED Oct 01 '22
Lmao what rank are you in and are you on console cause lucky
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u/TheJackMan1 Oct 01 '22
Here is a game full of a diverse set of hero’s with a variety of play styles, pick from two or you are throwing.
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u/GenxDarchi INFECTED Oct 01 '22
I swear nobody who is complaining about the picks is having any sort of fun in the game.
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u/tskank69 ☣️ Oct 01 '22
Moira. I speak as a Moira enjoyer, not once has someone contested me over her.
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Oct 01 '22
Let me be Tracer
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u/SuperKettle Oct 01 '22
I'm already Tracer
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u/Zackolite Oct 01 '22
What about widowmaker?
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u/PM_me_some_dragons Oct 01 '22
I'm already widowmaker
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Oct 01 '22
Let me Bastian
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u/Yarusenai Oct 01 '22
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u/DanceFreddyDance Oct 01 '22
you're right, so winston
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u/EndR60 Oct 01 '22
the fuck? it's getting shut down? all progress down the drain too or does that carry over in some sense to OW2?
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u/-WILD_CARD- Oct 01 '22
Credits are carried over and any lootboxes you acquire are automatically opened and in your account when it gets transported to OW2.
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u/lemoncocoapuff Oct 01 '22
They already opened all your loot boxes for you 😭 I was saving up a ton to open at once for shit and giggles and I logged in last week to all 180 boxes opened by blizzard and they didn’t tell me anything I got lol. Super lackluster way to open them.
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u/MasterRedx Oct 01 '22
It's why I switched to fighting games. The community can still be shit but you can play the game without having to talk or hear people.
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u/haleloop963 Oct 01 '22
Tf2 has now survived the game that was supposed to kill it
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u/matmatking Oct 01 '22
I AM BULLETPROOF
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u/remasteration Oct 01 '22
Even the bots couldn't do it 🤷♂️
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u/Alarid Seal Team sixupsidedownsix☣️ Oct 01 '22 edited Oct 01 '22
leaving only one result
getting TOPPED
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u/down1nit Oct 01 '22
tf2 is fun still. gj valve.
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u/myaccount881 Oct 01 '22
Went back to tf2 after a few years off and it was amazing how much fun it still was.
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u/nellbones Oct 01 '22
they just started scream fortress festivities, id reccomend checking out the spooky maps while you can
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u/Deivv Oct 01 '22 edited Oct 03 '24
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u/myaccount881 Oct 01 '22
Granted, this was before the bots got bad
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u/Yeldarb10 Oct 01 '22
They took some steps to curb botting. Admittedly it got significantly better for NA servers, though elsewhere in the world not so much.
They essentially banned all the botters from the steam forms and made a lot of changes to improve kicking them and make it more difficult to bot. Its made it harder for them to organize, so nowadays the quality of the bots have been deteriorating, moving closer to that which you see in fortnite (still extremely dangerous but slowly becoming more flawed).
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Bots are almost gone now. Still there of course, but most are gone and the ones you run into are usually kicked in a minute or less
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u/misterdonjoe Oct 01 '22
Headshots still feel good.
Backstabs still feel good.
Watching someone git gibbed still feels good.
Tf2 is fun.
OW is a chore.
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u/Stanzy2 Oct 01 '22
Honestly a game like this is just not supposed to be competitive. It is much more fun when it is not.
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u/Busteray Oct 01 '22
Competitive tf2 looks incredibly stressful but fun at the same time.
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Oct 01 '22
I play competitive tf2, both statements are accurate.
Getting a key med or demo pick is god tier, or saving a teammate with a cross map arrow keeping them alive just long enough to get a pick. It’s awesome, lot of fun especially if you get along with your team well
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u/OdoG99 Oct 01 '22
I agree 100%. I used to laugh all the time while playing Tf2, even while losing. The payload servers I used to play on would even rebalance teams mid game, so you could be placed on the enemy team while you were playing... I didn't care, It was fun. Incredibly fun.
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u/Yab0iFiddlesticks 🌛 The greater good 🌜 Oct 01 '22
I give Overwatch 2 one or two years max. The good will towards Blizzard is completely dead, the first game was horribly mismanaged and games as a live service dont have a good reputation.
From what Ive seen there is also a lack of willing content creators right now but that can be fixed by some brib- sponsoring.
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u/MadKyaw Oct 01 '22
People kept saying that for OW1 and the other games, but the truth is ActiBlizzard don't care about the masses anymore. They only care are the whales that are willing to spending thousands on their freemium games like Diablo Immoral.
OW2 is gonna live longer than OW1 as they continue to lock new content behind paywalls and so long as there are whales willing to spend, and content creators are gonna continue to play it because it's their only main form of generating income
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u/Jorin33 Oct 01 '22
They havent started locking content behind paywells yet. Just slight grindwalls that are kinda mild compared to some other games. I fully expect the awaited PVE content to have some sort of paywall to it, since it's been a big selling point for OW2
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u/iPanzershrec Oct 01 '22
Starcraft lasted decades. They should make Starcraft 3 and not fuck it up.
Edit: Woops starcraft is still alive
Edit 2: 2. Starcraft 2. Maybe 1 to a lesser degree
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u/RedstoneRelic Oct 01 '22
From the death of Overwatch one to the death of Overwatch 2 TF2 will always be there for you. Waiting. Waiting. Daring Valve to shut it down. But Valve does not for fear of killing the cash cow that is the Mann Co. Store.
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u/Kdog122025 Oct 01 '22
Live service games can work great. All Overwatch had to do was copy League of Legends’ strategies and business model, but alas it could not.
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u/imjustjun Jҽʂυʂ Cԋαɱҽʅҽσɳ Oct 01 '22
Or Apex.
Honestly both OW2 and Gundam Evo locking the ability to get new characters behind battlepass progression when Apex, League, and Valorant all have ways to get characters without locking them behind the bp and still being incredibly profitable just blows my mind.
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u/Samultio Oct 01 '22
Yeah, having a live service game without the live part isn't going to work out too well. Took them half a year to reluctantly release competitive and then an incredibly slow and opaque content update cycle made a lot of people leave OW for something else.
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u/19Alexastias Oct 01 '22
All overwatch had to do was actually balance their game by buffing/nerfing heroes instead of locking you to a 2-2-2 role queue. Legit the dumbest possible choice for a game where you’re free to switch characters whenever.
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u/pretty_smart_feller Oct 01 '22
Its tough to balance for all levels of play since OWL and casual are basically playing two different games. They added open queue though which was fine.
The game died bc they abandoned it for three years and came back with three heroes, one map, and a shitty battle pass system.
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u/DarlingInTheWest Oct 01 '22
All overwatch had to do was leave the game alone instead of constantly fucking with it at the behest of “pros”
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u/isAltTrue Oct 01 '22
OW was more fun at the beginning, when it was unbalanced. It feels like Ow centered itself around competative and Esports instead of just being a fun, casual game for the average player.
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u/DizzyTask7501 Oct 01 '22
Plus the New Gundam game just came out so I'm willing to bet more people will play that instead.
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u/Hadasha_Prime No Flair is Good Flair Oct 01 '22
It's being terribly mismanaged too, no real rewards for grinding, pay to win with the new units & no mode selection is even available. I love Gundam and im playing it, but i feel like the dev's are screwing the pooch.
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u/d3m0m0m0 taco penis chciken bruger guacamole nia enis Oct 01 '22
As someone that was never into Gundam or hero shooters, I am actually loving that game and am seriously surprised it's as good as it is
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u/awitkowski79 Oct 01 '22
This is such cope. There's no way a random new release will be played more than a new Blizzard sequel.
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u/Many_Rule_9280 Oct 01 '22
Obviously the person who made the comment cares 🙄
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u/AnAncientMonk Oct 01 '22 edited Oct 02 '22
I mean obviously the person who made the comment meant in in a "the majority of people probably wont care about the game" way. not literally nobody.
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u/Unsuitablerubbers Oct 01 '22
I've been playing it since release. It's pretty fuckin good.
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u/Tilt-a-Whirl98 Oct 01 '22
I've played a lot of shit Gundam games, that's for sure! So if this ones average then I might give it a look!
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u/Unsuitablerubbers Oct 01 '22
Yeah this one's definitely better than most gundam games lol. It's not perfect but it is fun. They still have some stuff they need to flesh out before it can become a titan of a shooter but it has huge potential.
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u/Popfloyd Oct 01 '22
Blizzard is fixing its main money maker World of Warcraft so that people keep playing it, and all their other games are slowly being abandoned or turned into p2w hellscapes
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u/orcmasterrace ⚗️Infected by the indigo ☣️ Oct 01 '22
Is WoW even the main moneymaker anymore? They haven’t published sub numbers for over half a decade at this point, and they seem to milk a lot more income out of Hearthstone.
It’s not entirely their fault, mind you, MMOs as a whole have been on the decline (FF14 is an exception) since WoW kinda redefined the genre for a lot of people.
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u/Nico777 Oct 01 '22
Even if 2m people still play it that's almost 300m a year of subscriptions alone, then there's the mandatory $40 expansion every 2 years and the cosmetics.
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u/jaczk5 Mods are gay! Oct 01 '22
And classic is especially popping with WOTLK, so even if they're not buying the new expacs that's still a required sub to play.
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u/youiscat Oct 01 '22
you do realise she's nutting right
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u/memsterboi123 Oct 01 '22
How do you know that, do you have sauce? Can I get it?
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u/youiscat Oct 01 '22
no sauce but I've mostly seen it used in those "when I post (insert controversial topic) and put my phone up my ass" type of memes
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u/amirulirfin Oct 01 '22
Kuzu no Honkai or Scum's Wish. Dark romance
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u/memsterboi123 Oct 01 '22
You sir are my hero tonight, however my meat will be wishing for your downfall
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u/destroyerOfTards Oct 01 '22
Tell your meat I will suck him dry if he even dares wish that
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u/memsterboi123 Oct 01 '22
He said he’d chill but wanna do it anyway? lol do the same for you ;)
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u/ApolloThecode Femboy confirmed 💅 Oct 01 '22
I don't think I can handle another dark philosophical anime after black lagoon . . .
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u/MadokaHiguchi Oct 01 '22
nah not that type of dark it's just teenagers who like their teachers but they know they can't get em so those teenagers kinda of date each other pretending that the other is their teacher
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u/k_u_r_o_r_o Oct 01 '22
it's stupid people doing stupid choices, unironically one of my fav animes
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u/whataremyxomycetes Oct 01 '22
Cuz it's realistic LMAO theyre a bunch of horny edgy teenagers whoopty fucking doo. I watched it when I was in high school and it felt like gospel cuz that's exactly the kind of dumb shit my horny ass would get into
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u/anoffdutyhooker Oct 01 '22
No I'm sure she's crying, because this is how I cry too.
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u/Shot_Faithlessness89 Oct 01 '22
Its a shame i don't care.
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u/Shot_Faithlessness89 Oct 01 '22
Wouldn't call them the king but i understand if you liked their older games and such.
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u/king_of_hate2 Oct 02 '22
I never liked Overwatch either. Always felt like the love for the gsme was exaggerated and certain things about the game and also friends who were obsessed with the game kinda pushed me away from wanting to play it or get into it. So overall I don't care too much about the game getting shutdown.
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u/Urkeksi Oct 01 '22
the important part of overwatch (porn) will never shut down tho
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u/Butterkeks93 Oct 01 '22
There's an Overwatch 2?
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u/xXBoss_185Xx Oct 01 '22
Yup, iirc fully releasing Oct 4, it will be free to play and will come to the switch
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u/AnalogMan Oct 01 '22
I was about to ask about the Switch, because that got Overwatch not too long ago and it’s already being shut down.
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u/xXBoss_185Xx Oct 01 '22
Didn't it only get the champion edition or smth so it wasn't free to play
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u/MisirterE Forever Number One Oct 01 '22
I don't think the original Overwatch was ever free to play
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u/ShadOwO59 Oct 01 '22
I'm really ashamed of this community, that noone has asked for the sauce yet
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u/IsuckAtFortnite434 Oct 01 '22
I was working my way down the comments readyto ask the sauce myself until i saw yours.
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u/remasteration Oct 01 '22
Sauce for my pasta?
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u/SnooBeans837 Oct 01 '22
Sauce is “scum’s wish”. But If you’re soft hearted, I wouldn’t recommend the anime.
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u/Jesussecondcoming Oct 01 '22
Why is that? Is it super graphic or something?
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u/tthblox Oct 01 '22
Based nintendo for allowing people to still play splatoon 1 and splatoon 2. Splatoon 1 even still has free online servers
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u/YiffMeister2 Oct 01 '22
Based valve for making a game that will watch as every other modern game dies
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u/SalsaRice Oct 01 '22
Valve just put all the left 4 dead 1 content inside of left 4 dead 2.
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u/Error404DudeNotFound Oct 01 '22
The game died over a year ago
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u/gamer_warrior_23 Oct 01 '22
You're so bad an math you confuse one and three
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u/mARTkon Oct 01 '22
Ah yes, the Team Fortress 2 killer.
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u/Omega6047 Oct 01 '22
TF2 takes another victim.
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u/YiffMeister2 Oct 01 '22
once again, tf2 laughs in the face of death where all else have failed
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Oct 01 '22
Rip Mccree
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u/mARTkon Oct 01 '22
Overwatch started going downhill after changing Mccree's name.
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u/PKprezes Oct 01 '22
Overwatch started going downhill after changing
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u/Shoyusoy Oct 01 '22
Why did they change it anyway ?
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u/InkiLinkiBoyUsername Oct 01 '22
Blizzard employee McCree (who was a namesake for the character) participated in the sexual assault at Blizzard
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u/369122448 Oct 01 '22 edited Oct 02 '22
Probably not a good idea to name your characters after living people, as a rule >.>
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u/Due_Lion3875 Oct 02 '22
Yeap, instead they based it off Butch Cassidy, a murderer and robber who led a band of outlaws. Improvement.
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u/InkiLinkiBoyUsername Oct 02 '22
at least Butch Cassidy didn't steal breast milk from the fridge that he drank in the Cosby suite at Blizzard
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u/Roblosplayer Lost virginity Oct 01 '22
Idk, wasn't his name changed because the guy his named was based on was a prick?
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u/Jackson20Bill Oct 01 '22
He was part of the sexual assault issues at Blizz, bit more than just a prick lol
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u/die_nazis_die Oct 01 '22
Overwatch went downhill long before the McCree name change happened...
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u/FluidInitiative Oct 01 '22
And team fortress 2 is still going would you look at that
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u/Houdi-n-i Oct 01 '22
It's being shut down October 3rd, at 9am PDT. That would be on Monday. You have a full day today and tomorrow.
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Good, now shutdown Overwatch 2.
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u/ATIR-AW Oct 01 '22
Players are gonna do that real soon, when they see how every corner of the screen has a price tag
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u/bloodFarter69 you are based and amazing Oct 01 '22
sauce please
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u/Alex_Logan2001 Oct 01 '22
Oh no, an extremely toxic game made by a company that you should be avoiding supporting anyway due to their toxic practices and sucking up to China is being shut down
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u/firstwaswhen Oct 01 '22
When you realize this gif is her pleasuring herself I’m pretty sure it gives some different vibes.
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u/MedicatedAxeBot Oct 01 '22
Dank.
we have a minecraft server