r/dankmemes ☣️ Oct 22 '22

I am probably an intellectual or something I cry

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u/hippiedude23615 Oct 22 '22

WAKE UP!

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u/Penguinlordo Oct 22 '22

GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKE-UP!

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u/thedankuser69 FOR THE SOVIET UNION Oct 22 '22

HIDE THE SCARS TO FADE AWAY THE SHAKE-UP

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u/TheonlyrealJedi Oct 22 '22

WHY'D YOU LEVE THE KEYS UPON THE TABLE?

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u/TheFakeJoel732 Professional Dumbass Oct 22 '22

HERE YOU GO CREATING ANOTHER FABLE

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u/Rowbot_Girlyman ☢️ Oct 22 '22

YOU WANTED TO

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u/TheFakeJoel732 Professional Dumbass Oct 22 '22

GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP

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u/Rowbot_Girlyman ☢️ Oct 22 '22

YOU WANTED TO

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u/TheMadScientist1000 Oct 22 '22

HIDE THE SCARS TO FADE AWAY THE SHAKE UP!

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u/Rowbot_Girlyman ☢️ Oct 22 '22

YOU WANTED TO

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u/VampireKhloe Oct 23 '22

WHYD YOU LEAVE THE KEYS UPON THE TABLE

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '22

AYYYY MACARENA!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '22

you're god damn right.

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u/Rowbot_Girlyman ☢️ Oct 22 '22

AAAYE!

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u/Sharp-Mess-676 Oct 23 '22

Ok..so I definitely thought the line was "whyd you leave the ketchup on the table" 😂 I'm an idiot

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u/wisconsinking Oct 23 '22

Happy Cake Day.