r/destinycirclejerk • u/Complex_Act3756 Eramis Simp • Jul 31 '25

Bungie Suggestion CRUCIFY HIM CRUCIFY HIM!!!!

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GLORY TO BLACKBURN!!! DOWN WITH THE GREEN GOON!!!

315 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/chargeorge Jul 31 '25

Anyone remember him having a massive crashout on the Neogaf forums in the H3 days? If that happened today it would be the apocalypse.

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u/darthbob Jul 31 '25

His username was/is Ferrex right? I seem to recall him having some opinions on the battle rifle vs assault rifle starting weapon debate.

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u/chargeorge Jul 31 '25

yea. I think there was some complaining early at the release that he felt like crossed a line and got personal and threatened to ban an individual user. everyone apologized and it was fine in the end, but he pulled way way back from any fan interaction after that.

If it happened today it would have put at least three youtubers kids through college.

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u/JakajaFIN Jul 31 '25

If it happened today it would have put at least three youtubers kids through college.

Not true, YouTubers don't take care of their kids

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u/chargeorge Jul 31 '25

their ex wives divorce attorneys licking their chops.

1

u/ARedWalrus Aug 01 '25

Yeah they just touch them

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u/darthbob Jul 31 '25

lmfao I found it - Link

Ahhhh this takes me back. Gotta say, I agree with Tyson on this issue from the early days of H3, and I think it was pretty clear he was 'joking' about putting a specific player into an "All Shotty, All Sniper" playlist anyway (dunno if that was even possible back then)

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u/Dr_CrayonEater Jul 31 '25

Please, please, please Tyson, drop one of these on DTG and I will shill so goddamn hard that future generations will be cleaning the sticky off the ceiling for years to come.

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u/chargeorge Jul 31 '25

haha that's the one, Not ban I guess, but nearly so. hah

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u/9thGearEX Jul 31 '25

Nah his reply was GOATed in that thread. You can tell he was right because the basement dweller came back with all that "but I'm a paying customer" bullshit like it gave him the legal right to act like a cunt (I'm Scottish we're allowed to call people cunts)

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u/Runt82 Jul 31 '25

/uj heaven forbid Bungie takes two weeks to respond to all the feedback they've been getting lmao

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u/devil_akuma Gilded Dredgen Jul 31 '25

rj/ No Bungie has a fix all button right next to the bring back crafting button and the make me feel like I'm playing D2 Forsaken button.

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u/Jumpy_Menu5104 Jul 31 '25

And the siva expansion with siva subclass button

1

u/alternate_understudy Aug 01 '25

Please stop giving them hope 😆

4

u/BeginningFew8188 Aug 01 '25

No, Bungie must listen to ME and only ME. Because only I know how to fix the game.

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u/awolkriblo Jul 31 '25

I had to block a guy because I said screeching on reddit about how the game is bad isn't constructive, to which he replied something like "bungie doesn't care about constructive feedback, but we all need to be telling them what's wrong with the game so they can fix it!"

The average Destiny player can't do VoG, remember.

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u/The_Niles_River The Vex are Cameramen Jul 31 '25

Literacy is just so spotty online in general. Had a mate the other day offer the complete opposite of what an op asked for for music recommendations in another sub.

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u/friedandprejudice Literally Fatebringer Jul 31 '25

Isn't VoG just kill adds and jump off the map every now and then? (I wouldn't know because I don't really do much outside of 10-power solo ops)

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u/awolkriblo Jul 31 '25

Yes. Most D2 players cannot do that.

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u/PineApple_Papy Clovis Bray Did Nothing Wrong Aug 01 '25

It’s genuinely so unraidlike, especially if you consider all of its cheeses. All you need is one person who can do pretty much every cheese/ mechanic, and any 5 lfg peons you can find who can kill ads and do dps. If you’re hardcore enough you can basically solo atheon for them too

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u/friedandprejudice Literally Fatebringer Aug 01 '25

Sounds great! Time to navigate the wilds of fireteam finder! I hope they won't mind if I don't have a mic and use my ballyhoo for DPS!

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u/beansoncrayons Aug 03 '25

My ass can't to vog, oracles fuck me over, but I somehow can do verity perfectly fine

2

u/awolkriblo Aug 03 '25

It's simon says, dude.

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u/AresBloodwrath Jul 31 '25

/uj To be fair, some of these massive bugs shouldn't have made it to launch, they are that obvious. I love being forced to play crucible at a slow walking pace.

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u/Zorpalod_Gaming Jul 31 '25

rj/ Forced to play crucible? I see what tizzle was talking about bungie are literally nazis

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u/daxtillionMurphel Aug 01 '25

/uj I thought people were exaggerating until I started playing the arms week game mode for a while and it finally hit me. To think this is just one of the many big issues that’s been a thing since launch is crazy

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u/AresBloodwrath Aug 01 '25

/uj Between obvious bugs with major impacts on gameplay like that, and the new "systems" that don't exactly mesh together in any coherent way, I really think this expansion was worse than even Shadowkeep.

Seriously, a weapons focus week on hand cannons when there are only like 4 featured hand cannons this season, and two haven't even been available yet? If anything, ALL hand cannons should have been made "featured weapons" for this week if you wanted it to make any sense, and that's not some revolutionary idea.

Nothing fits together in a coherent way. The only way I can explain it is that all these systems were made by people who never talked with each other.

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u/Venaixis94 Evaverse Warlock Jul 31 '25

Almost like they have to come up with a plan before they can say anything

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u/SubstantialPlan5879 Aug 02 '25

70% of the feedback from people is telling devs to off themselves

I think they need 2 weeks indeed because of it.

Not satire btw

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u/i_wanna_marry_Eramis Eramis Simp Jul 31 '25

Almost as hated as Eramis

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u/Complex_Act3756 Eramis Simp Jul 31 '25

I could never hate my Eliksni queen

0

u/-Hez- Jul 31 '25

She should have died in BL.

1

u/Sheerkal Aug 01 '25

She did. Like twice.

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u/-Hez- Aug 01 '25

p e r m a n e n t l y .

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u/Darkblade_Kelgorath Aug 01 '25

Claim my Echo…

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u/ArtsyAttacker Aug 01 '25

/uj Btw i know Tyson, and he lurks here. Bungie employees in general enjoy this pit of cesium.

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u/1AMA-CAT-AMA Aug 03 '25

Pls Tyson I need the crossbow with zorpal weapon on it.

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u/ARedWalrus Aug 01 '25

He should spend less time lurking here and more playing the game he is in charge of

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u/ArtsyAttacker Aug 02 '25

Wrong sub i guess?

2

u/ARedWalrus Aug 02 '25

People down voting like I said that with the /uj tag or something.

8

u/Infamous_Relative_43 Jul 31 '25

GREENGOOOOONN YOU WRECKED MY WARTHOG WITH YOUR TRIPMINE

1

u/Lilscooby77 Aug 04 '25

The most iconic Bungie creation still hasnt been brought over 😭

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u/SheTorbWhipTactic Aug 01 '25

Tyson Grind ruined this game

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u/Rayxur7991 'The Helmet Stayed on' Jul 31 '25

Not my Game Director.

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u/PsychoactiveTHICC Aug 01 '25

DCJ tomorrow if Tyson Green, their overlord endorsed LotR:Gollum game

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u/Equivalent-Mine-348 Aug 03 '25

Yeah fuck this guy, he’s a big ass pussy. He’s hiding behind his bucket hat and TWIDs, can’t even say sorry to the community of gamers that have built this game up for years. As someone who has been playing for 9 years now fuck Tyson Green.

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u/NoobMaster2789 Aug 01 '25

Bro brought back the grind in a looter shooter, and mfs are losing it