r/dontputyourdickinthat 3d ago

🍆 Help me out? I’m in a pickle.

Before you even ask:

💁🏼‍♀️ It’s an artisanal “pickle” soap.

You put it on your body in the shower... 👱🏻‍♀️

No, not like that!!! 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/neomatrixj2 3d ago

I thought you were going to tell us how you accidentally somehow made pickles wobbly. I was Intrigue but also horrified  and the feeling remained  once I found out what they really are. 

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u/Slow-Guest-3992 2d ago

To hell with all this soap garbage. I'm going in! I'll be jerkin' my gherkin!

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u/GasLongjumping130 3d ago

no way that goes on your body, it might find its way in a body though.

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u/FireProps 3d ago

…it’s not only floppy, but stretchy somehow too! 😭

Please — don’t abuse this information… let’s please just be adults about this… 🥺

The pickle soap is all about the scent; you know? An olfactory bouquet you can really relish being in… and having on you…

( No! Not like that!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭 )

On god, we couldn’t get that crisp pickle smell without this unfortunate soft shaky silicone stretchiness seen…

(Chemistry is hard. 😓)

Please… these pickles aren’t good for tartar sauce… and… and other people use the soap in this shower… 🥺

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u/xavia91 2d ago

Thats SOAP????

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u/Blazinwolf019 2d ago

You are not making your case any better lol

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u/Harrybahlzanya 2d ago

Sickles 🤮

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u/Arpikarhu 2d ago

This is clem fandango, can you hear me?

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u/shadow_heart01 2d ago

How much will it measure?

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u/Crayoneater2005 Professional Dumbass 2d ago

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u/Feeling-Cobbler-3581 ✂️✂️✂️ 3d ago

sounding

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u/sir-cum-a-load 3d ago

More like docking

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u/FireProps 3d ago

docking

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u/DanceGavinDanceIsBae 2d ago

Sir. SIR!

Hm?

What are you doing?

Grab me that pickle...

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u/4-Run-Yoda 1d ago

Wait why are bouncy like that?

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u/cockroachkingdom 3d ago

More like the pickle is in you

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u/FireProps 3d ago

It’s not quite firm enough to go inside of you like that, but… it is a dill though… 😅

We’d also like to ask that people please use our artisanal soaps to clean your dirty minds! 😫

It’s only called “The Pocket Pickle” because we are headquartered in Pocket, Virginia, USA 😑🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/br3nt3h 2d ago

Those are nuggets...only made with frogs.. 🤣

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u/Stoopid_Noah 2d ago

It's really not helping that my screen is in black and white right now. 💀

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u/Visible-Ad4992 2d ago

them pickles need some mayo inside

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u/BrodieYoukan 1d ago

I guess my sick is gonna permanently smell like pickles now. Whats the site OP? And im not talking about xhamster

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u/Dlove4u2 9h ago

What's another foreskin 🤷🏿‍♂️