r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/FireProps • 3d ago
🍆 Help me out? I’m in a pickle.
Before you even ask:
💁🏼♀️ It’s an artisanal “pickle” soap.
You put it on your body in the shower... 👱🏻♀️
No, not like that!!! 🤦🏼♀️
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u/Slow-Guest-3992 2d ago
To hell with all this soap garbage. I'm going in! I'll be jerkin' my gherkin!
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u/GasLongjumping130 3d ago
no way that goes on your body, it might find its way in a body though.
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u/FireProps 3d ago
…it’s not only floppy, but stretchy somehow too! 😭
Please — don’t abuse this information… let’s please just be adults about this… 🥺
The pickle soap is all about the scent; you know? An olfactory bouquet you can really relish being in… and having on you…
( No! Not like that!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭 )
On god, we couldn’t get that crisp pickle smell without this unfortunate soft shaky silicone stretchiness seen…
(Chemistry is hard. 😓)
Please… these pickles aren’t good for tartar sauce… and… and other people use the soap in this shower… 🥺
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u/cockroachkingdom 3d ago
More like the pickle is in you
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u/FireProps 3d ago
It’s not quite firm enough to go inside of you like that, but… it is a dill though… 😅
We’d also like to ask that people please use our artisanal soaps to clean your dirty minds! 😫
It’s only called “The Pocket Pickle” because we are headquartered in Pocket, Virginia, USA 😑🤦🏼♀️
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u/BrodieYoukan 1d ago
I guess my sick is gonna permanently smell like pickles now. Whats the site OP? And im not talking about xhamster
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u/neomatrixj2 3d ago
I thought you were going to tell us how you accidentally somehow made pickles wobbly. I was Intrigue but also horrified and the feeling remained once I found out what they really are.