r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/EdgeAffectionate6753 • 1d ago

What he doin' with all that fruit?

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I'm really curious. /s

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u/Sunaruni 1d ago

He’s stuffing it with more fruit. 🍌

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u/EdgeAffectionate6753 1d ago

naughty naughty...

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u/WeakDetail6750 1d ago

He posts NSFW content and that was one of his videos on the hub lol

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u/EdgeAffectionate6753 1d ago

how do you know 'bout that? So much about him...?😏👀

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u/Thatoneshortgoblin 1d ago

The creator (I think Is nonbinary but I’m not sure?) is really big on a few meme subs on here where many people have stumbled across there work)

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u/EdgeAffectionate6753 1d ago

this was a joke btw😅

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u/Recentbake36 1d ago

Hopefully he at least put the watermelon and cantaloupe in the oven to warm them up a bit. That cold juice can really affect your performance. At least that’s what my friend told me 😁

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u/Neutralmensch 1d ago

cock-tail

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u/TheDerangedAI 18h ago

This one makes sense.

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u/KingZogAlbania 1d ago

Didn’t watch it but I’d bet that grapefruit won

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u/jinglesan 1d ago

No, no, no - it's an acidic nightmare. I'd imagine.

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u/KingZogAlbania 20h ago

I mean most of these look like acidic nightmares beside banana

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u/SBSWrongSpeed 1d ago

Wait until you hear about the pasta one.

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u/EdgeAffectionate6753 23h ago

like Morgan Jay says...

"Suspicious as fuuuuuuuck..."

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u/GasLongjumping130 1d ago

my guy writing a phd on the best fruit to fuck with a phd.

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u/Thatoneshortgoblin 1d ago

I’ve seen the video, there’s many more, desserts, pizzas, beans

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u/Drustan6 1d ago

My money’s on the beans!

for . . . reasons (Okay, I have to spill- a boy in my middle school essentially did all these TikTok stunts with himself and his . . Uh, self, and proclaimed pork and beans The Best Food To Fuck. I guess he thought A)his friends were also all food-fuckers {but in middle school, I guess that’s not such a huge assumption to make} B) they would be immensely grateful and he’d instantly be The Man C) they would keep his revelation, and the juicy in-depth, step by step narrative he gave them as to how exactly he arrived at said revelation, a secret and D) they wouldn’t jump all over the “pork” part of pork and beans, when he literally porked the beans. Welp, he was astronomically wrong. It was comedy gold and went viral in to the entire school in less than half a day, before we even had social media. We ALL knew before getting on the bus that he had “bean goo residue in the pubes”, and he was mocked and ostracized from most ‘decent’ kids from that day forward, as any open fucker of foods ‘should’ be.

But he developed a hell of an underground status, and a kind of cult following too.)