r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/Mundane_Trouble_6463 • 4d ago
You know better
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r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/Klutzy-Extension-705 • 3d ago
My friend just taught me about karma and told me to put this here
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All I ever wanted to know was what was wrong with my watermelon. I didn’t need to know that there’s a subreddit about this.
r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/The-Lost-Mandalorian • 4d ago
Couldn't resist Everything reminds me of her
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r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/Terrible-Champion132 • 5d ago
Discussion closed How do I remove the end of this broken light bulb?
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r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/CharlottesWebbedFeet • 4d ago
This tomato made me think of this subreddit.
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r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/MellyKidd • 5d ago
🍩 Yes, it’s a “sperm bank”. And no, it’s not “that” kind of sperm bank.
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I love it when thrifting gets weird! This is a novelty sperm piggy bank from the 80’s. I’d have bought it if it had a stopper.
r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/DiamondOk3150 • 6d ago
I'm fucking stupid So I’m supposed to see this peach and NOT stick my dick in it? Yeah right
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r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/w_a_w • 5d ago
Couldn't resist Too late - too late - too late
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r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/jdmlifex2 • 6d ago
🍩 Ice cream no Cream
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Was from a post on r/notinteresting.
r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/rum-and-roses • 7d ago
🔥 If you do put your dick in that at least fill it with bloody Mary first 😜
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r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/boukalele • 7d ago
🔥 It may be trash, but you gotta admire it's enthusiasm
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r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/Mister-Bananas • 7d ago
Any hole is a goal
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Choices choices...
r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/Aggravating_Count766 • 7d ago
I opened a back of bread today and it was shaped in a very interesting way
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r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/ExoticGroGuru • 7d ago
🔥 Hot Sleeve in deed!
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I mean, can handle up to 450° and ribber? I feel like it's whispering sweet nothings to me.
r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/PugsnPawgs • 8d ago
Couldn't resist This subreddit has corrupted me
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