r/emergencymedicine ED Attending 13d ago

Advice Patients interpreting their own portal results

Attending physician new to practicing in a more affluent area. How are you all dealing with patients asking for explanations for each out-of-range lab result that popped up in their patient portal?

I’m finding this aspect of my new site to be very frustrating and time consuming to have to convince the patient why the google interpretation of their isolated eosinophilia or glucose of 100 does not align with my “Great news! Everything looks good!”

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u/meh817 ED Resident 13d ago

“My basophils are high” dawg I don’t even know what a basophil is anymore 😭

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u/ProfessionChemical28 13d ago

Nobody knows!!

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u/opinionated_cynic Physician Assistant 12d ago

Nate Bargatze in the wild