r/europe Aug 21 '17

What do you know about... Ireland?

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u/Chicken_Hatt Aug 22 '17

If you became a High King, the other, lesser Kings would all have to come around and suck on your nips in respect.

In other, totally unrelated news, I am the new High King of Ireland.

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u/gerryhardrada Aug 23 '17

Used to cut them off as well, to prevent someone from ever becoming king

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u/Chicken_Hatt Aug 23 '17

Dead right. If you lost in battle your nips would be removed as a sign that you weren't fit to lead. Well remembered!