r/evangelionmemes 21h ago

རོགས་རམ་གནང་།

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I so desperately want to be someone’s lap dog. I hate it so much, having to think all the time, and having my own decisions just make my life worse, make others hate me more. I can’t be bothered to put in the time and effort to try and succeed anymore. It’s too much for me. Call me a loser, I don’t care. I just want to be loved unconditionally. I want to be mommy’s sweet little cuddle-bug. I wanna be a good puppy who gets to snuggle with his owner all day and get scratchies. I want to be held at night as a reminder that I’m worth something to someone and that I’ll be safe in someone’s arms. I could say that I want a motherly, dominant girlfriend, but that wouldn’t matter because no woman would ever want me. I mean, I don’t even have friends and live in constant paranoia that people are laughing at me behind my back, so I guess I can see why no one likes me. I just can’t live in a world where being a lap dog isn’t my reality. I don’t want to live in a world where it’s not my reality.

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u/__Yuh_Erox__ 21h ago edited 20h ago

Maya is so gorgeous. I want her to spoon me and whisper sweet nothings in my ear. I want her to let me rest my head on her chest and cry until all my tears are gone. I want her to keep me warm and never let me go.

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u/Conscious_Frosting37 21h ago

That will only happen depending on your gender.

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u/MrHoponCod 10h ago

Spit yo shit🥹✌️

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u/Junkhead987 40m ago

Spit your facts bro

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u/hadmeintiers 19h ago

You mean daughter?

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u/PureKin21 18h ago

r/evangelionmemes mfs really just vent anything here (they put a funny unrelated image so it fits the sub)

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u/Crafter235 16h ago

*Daughter

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u/Conscious_Frosting37 21h ago

Senpai Maya is perfect!!!!

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u/oramos0980 20h ago

I like Maya Ibuki because she is a cute girl.

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u/Schistoron 17h ago

Stray strong, and please, remember the Evangelion's lessons. You are worth it because you exist.

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u/Swimming_Title_7452 17h ago

Woah woah man are you okay?

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u/Jade_the_Demon 13h ago

Implying she dates men is crazy 😭🙏🏻

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u/MADTITANBEAST 5h ago

Is she into sesbian lex?

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u/dolmios_ 13h ago

Relatable description unc ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

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u/Prize-Money-9761 14h ago

Was not expecting to see subby puppy boy venting on r/evangelionmemes

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u/jcal_mk2 11h ago

plus she’s voiced by the same VA that did Haruhi Fujioka in the Rebuilds!

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u/Jasp1943 12h ago

Finally, some Maya appreciation

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u/SwimmingFondant3085 4h ago

I know exactly what that title says as someone who speaks the language and please just use english because it’ll get your point across faster.