r/facepalm Oct 16 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Lmao besides being a necessity for a baby (yes I realize you don't have to breastfeed), isn't the mother giving consent there? How is that rape?

And yes, people are insane.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Exactly, if anything the mother is raping the baby since you can't legally gain a child's consent.

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u/JadenIRL Oct 16 '18

So, all breast feeding mothers are Pedophiles?

Must tell the wife...

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u/bumbling_fool_ Oct 16 '18

♪♫♬ SUCKIN ON MY TITTIES LIKE YOU WANTED ME CALLIN ME ALL THE TIME LIKE BLONDIE ♪♫♬

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u/jerpod Oct 16 '18

My boyfriend sings this everytime I feed our daughter. I sing it in my head now when he's not around.

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u/DrJitterBug Oct 16 '18

♪♫♬Check out my chrissy behind

It's fine all of the time

Like sex on the beaches

What else is in the teaches of peaches? Huh? What?♪♫♬

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u/Professor_Owl Oct 16 '18

"Fuck the pain away, Fuck the pain away."

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u/HooptyDooDooMeister Oct 16 '18

“Chrissy”? I thought it was “cushy.”

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

She’s talking about Blondie and Chrissie Hynde.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Fuck the pain away

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u/UltimateInferno Oct 16 '18

I saw a tweet where this one woman confessed to masturbating while breastfeeding

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

No. No no no. Please. NO. Delete this before some other poor soul reads it.

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u/GoldFishPony Oct 16 '18

Wow sounds like you’re pretty not fucking happy right now

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I am so not fucking happy right now.

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u/PuttyGod Oct 16 '18

Well now I know this.

Thanks, for that - I hate it.

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u/tibtibs Oct 16 '18

I'm pretty sure that if I get any sexual turn on while feeding my infant, I'll switch to formula immediately. Oh my God... Does that just happen to people or is she just sick? Now I have a new fear.

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u/dizzyelephant Oct 16 '18

Don't stress about it. I secretly worried about that while i was pregnant because i enjoyed nipple stimulation during foreplay, but the letdown of milk and the baby feeding is a completely different sensation from how it feels during sexytime.

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u/tibtibs Oct 16 '18

Awesome!! That does make me feel better!

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u/lilnuggets Oct 16 '18

Thanks! I hate it.

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u/QueefyMcQueefFace Oct 16 '18

I saw a tweet where this one woman confessed to masturbating while breastfeeding

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

If you follow the line of logic in the post, I'm afraid so :(

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u/Soiejo Oct 16 '18

There was a post on r/badwomensanatomy where a guy said exactly that

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u/Cookie_Brookie Oct 16 '18

My 13 month old has started shaking his head no sometimes when I try to change his diaper. I am obviously assaulting this poor child. I should just leave him with a poopy butt, since that is what he wants.

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u/continental-drift Oct 16 '18

There was a big story at the start of the year in Australia about parents having to ask their children’s permission to change their nappy. I just assumed my son didn’t want to sit in him shit and piss so I changed him.

I’m a monster.

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u/Cookie_Brookie Oct 16 '18

I'm gasping as I clutch my pearls!

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u/HalfricanGod Oct 16 '18

Some people just have to learn things the hard way

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u/Egwene-or-Hermione Oct 16 '18

How exactly do you force a baby to breastfeed?

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u/not-a-painting Oct 16 '18

you can't. some latch, some don't.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Rape doesn't mean physical force, even if you gain a child's consent it'll be rape as they can't legally consent. But yeah, it's obviously not rape since it's the mother

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u/Egwene-or-Hermione Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

Also, it's not sex. It's breastfeeding.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

Yes, intention is absent

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u/raz_MAH_taz Oct 16 '18

No. Let's not even entertain the idea that there's any iota of truth here.

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u/CircleDog Oct 16 '18

It's fake. Not sjws. Not Anita. Not liberals. Just fake.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 edited Jul 24 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Poe's law is just a lazy way to justify buying into obvious bait just because it fits your agenda.

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u/CommanderCuntPunt Oct 16 '18

Thank you! So many people here cling to the most obviously fake shit and use Poe’s law as an excuse when they get called out for having the critical thinking skills of a 75 year old.

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u/PuttyGod Oct 16 '18

75 year olds have a lot more life experience than you do.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

They elderly are unfortunately extremely vulnerable to scams.

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u/notjasonlee Oct 16 '18

for instance they know that if you can't see the text you CAN MAKE THE TEXT BIG LIKE THIS AND IT IS EASIER TO READ

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u/CommanderCuntPunt Oct 16 '18

Yeah but go on Facebook for a bit and you’ll see that the old people who told us not to believe everything we see online are the people who believe everything they see online.

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u/Styx_ Oct 16 '18

Hey, there's this really cool law you could use that would really help support your argument, it's called Poe's law, you should check it out.

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u/atyon Oct 16 '18

having the critical thinking skills of a 75 year old.

When I came across the term "ageism", I didn't think I'd haver have a need for it. Until I found someone on the internet who literally claims that old people are stupid.

You're ageist.

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u/CommanderCuntPunt Oct 16 '18

Spend some time on Facebook, old people believe whatever shit they read because they never had to deal with so much information. Try teaching an old person to do something basic on a computer, most of them can’t learn anything that isn’t 100% procedural. Old people came from simpler times and can’t adapt to the rapidly changing world around them. The ones that can are the ones who didn’t stick their head in the sand 40 years ago and decide that they never needed to learn again.

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u/atyon Oct 16 '18

"Spend some time on Facebook"? To get an accurate image of people? That might be the worst advice I've ever got.

If you believe the world was "simpler" 50 years ago, that people didn't need to learn back then, that computers weren't a thing, and that the world didn't change rapidly back then, you're simply wrong.

75 year old people were born in the 40s, not the bronze age.

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u/CommanderCuntPunt Oct 17 '18

If you believe the world was "simpler" 50 years ago, that people didn't need to learn back then, that computers weren't a thing, and that the world didn't change rapidly back then, you're simply wrong.

Of course people had to learn, but learning was different back then. It used to be that you learned a procedure and you were set, instead of learning what a machine did you learned the steps you took and treated the rest like magic. It's why old people can't adapt when something changes on a computer, they only memorize steps because that's what got them by in the past. Microsoft had to name their new browser Edge and give it a big E as the logo because so many old people couldn't adapt to not clicking the big E anymore. The way we learn today is very different than in the past because you can't learn the mechanical steps anymore, you have to understand the process. As a result most old people can't handle learning things that aren't just a set of steps because they don't know how to operate any other way.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

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u/atyon Oct 16 '18

I don't know. One of those bright young kids just told me to observe people on Facebook.

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u/quaybored Oct 16 '18

You should've gone with "7 year old".

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u/Winter_is_Here_MFs Oct 16 '18

I’m sure it’s concern trolling

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u/Herro-There Oct 16 '18

Breastfeeding helps establish the babies' microbiota. While it doesnt seem neccesary in the near future, it really helps in the long run with having a healthier life.

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u/Alareth Oct 16 '18

I've seen some galaxy brains claim that breastfeeding is a form of pedophilia

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u/zachary0816 Oct 16 '18

Because it’s obviously not a real viewpoint that somebody has and was likely either made as sarcasm or to dry to discredit the metoo movement

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u/TheDerkman Oct 16 '18

This is fake. The account that posted this is a parody account.

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u/tugmansk Oct 16 '18

The tweet is satire

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u/gigglefarting Oct 16 '18

The mother isn’t consenting. The mother is forcing her boob in the baby’s mouth. If anything, the baby is the one being harassed.

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u/Wiechu3 Oct 16 '18

Actually you do have to breastfeed. It is really good for baby.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Actually you don't have to breastfeed. I do understand that it's considered good for the baby but you don't "have to". Theres plenty of people out there that were never breastfed. If I ever have children, which I don't really expect to at this point in my life, I would like my wife/significant other to breastfeed.

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u/The-Vee-Dub Oct 16 '18

I breastfed my son until he was 2.5. I am currently still breastfeeding my daughter who is almost 2.

That said I didn't "have to." My husband and I, along with many children and adults in our acquaintance were formula fed. Some by choice, some by necessity. We're all fine.

Babies just have to be fed. That's it and that's all.

- And before anyone decides to get cute, I don't mean feed newborns Fritos and Sprite.

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u/chikendagr8 Oct 16 '18

Aw shit b i was finna feed my kid fritos and sprite

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u/The-Vee-Dub Oct 16 '18

Well, you’re welcome then. The PSA did its job. If you’re in a bind at least mash them really well together first. /s

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u/Djinjja-Ninja Oct 16 '18

More accurately, breast milk is better for the baby than anything else. You don't have to breast feed to feed a child breast milk, you can express, store and feed a baby breast milk from a bottle.

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u/Wiechu3 Oct 16 '18

And that’s the correct answer.

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u/myeyestoserve Oct 16 '18

Not really.

In developed countries, the impact of breast milk is pretty negligible. It won't make your kids smarter or stronger or healthier.

The Case Against Breastfeeding and Lactivism are great reads for the "eh" opinion on breastfeeding.

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u/YouGotMuellered Oct 16 '18

Title of Article: Case Against Breastfeeding

Content of Article: Breastfeeding is provably better, but not so much that you should feel bad if you cannot or choose not to.

That's quality clickbait.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

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u/created4this Oct 16 '18

Can we please stop with this bullshit.

Some people can’t breastfeed, fuck all they can do - stop shaming them.

Fuck the companies like nestle who promote expensive product as if it’s better where mothers are better off financially and emotionally feeding their own children, but there is a time and a place for formula, and until you know the exact details of someone else’s life you can all shut the fuck up.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

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u/created4this Oct 16 '18

You say “everyone can make a choice” that is patently untrue, and it’s really hurtful to women who want to breastfeed and can’t.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I CANT BELIEVE YOU DIDNT BREAST FEED YOUR CHILD!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Nobody is shaming anybody.

Breastfeeding is best for baby.

Some women want to breastfeed but can’t. Some women can but don’t want to.

For the ones that can’t or don’t want to, or adoptive parents there’s formula.

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u/AmadeusFlow Oct 16 '18

In developed countries, the impact of breast milk is pretty negligible.

This has repeatedly been shown to be untrue. The health benefits of breastfeeding are well documented, well understood, and are statistically significant throughout the child's life.

The scientific evidence is crystal clear: breastfeeding is superior to using formula.

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u/pineappletaz33 Oct 16 '18

You don’t HAVE to doctors just believe it creates a better bond between mother & child but not a requirement. Moms can still choose formula if they want