r/facepalm • u/YoungBungalo • Oct 16 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Lmao besides being a necessity for a baby (yes I realize you don't have to breastfeed), isn't the mother giving consent there? How is that rape?

And yes, people are insane.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Exactly, if anything the mother is raping the baby since you can't legally gain a child's consent.

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u/JadenIRL Oct 16 '18

So, all breast feeding mothers are Pedophiles?

Must tell the wife...

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u/bumbling_fool_ Oct 16 '18

♪♫♬ SUCKIN ON MY TITTIES LIKE YOU WANTED ME CALLIN ME ALL THE TIME LIKE BLONDIE ♪♫♬

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u/jerpod Oct 16 '18

My boyfriend sings this everytime I feed our daughter. I sing it in my head now when he's not around.

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u/DrJitterBug Oct 16 '18

♪♫♬Check out my chrissy behind

It's fine all of the time

Like sex on the beaches

What else is in the teaches of peaches? Huh? What?♪♫♬

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u/Professor_Owl Oct 16 '18

"Fuck the pain away, Fuck the pain away."

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u/HooptyDooDooMeister Oct 16 '18

“Chrissy”? I thought it was “cushy.”

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

She’s talking about Blondie and Chrissie Hynde.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Fuck the pain away

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u/UltimateInferno Oct 16 '18

I saw a tweet where this one woman confessed to masturbating while breastfeeding

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

No. No no no. Please. NO. Delete this before some other poor soul reads it.

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u/GoldFishPony Oct 16 '18

Wow sounds like you’re pretty not fucking happy right now

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I am so not fucking happy right now.

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u/PuttyGod Oct 16 '18

Well now I know this.

Thanks, for that - I hate it.

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u/tibtibs Oct 16 '18

I'm pretty sure that if I get any sexual turn on while feeding my infant, I'll switch to formula immediately. Oh my God... Does that just happen to people or is she just sick? Now I have a new fear.

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u/dizzyelephant Oct 16 '18

Don't stress about it. I secretly worried about that while i was pregnant because i enjoyed nipple stimulation during foreplay, but the letdown of milk and the baby feeding is a completely different sensation from how it feels during sexytime.

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u/tibtibs Oct 16 '18

Awesome!! That does make me feel better!

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u/lilnuggets Oct 16 '18

Thanks! I hate it.

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u/QueefyMcQueefFace Oct 16 '18

I saw a tweet where this one woman confessed to masturbating while breastfeeding

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

If you follow the line of logic in the post, I'm afraid so :(

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u/Soiejo Oct 16 '18

There was a post on r/badwomensanatomy where a guy said exactly that

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u/Cookie_Brookie Oct 16 '18

My 13 month old has started shaking his head no sometimes when I try to change his diaper. I am obviously assaulting this poor child. I should just leave him with a poopy butt, since that is what he wants.

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u/continental-drift Oct 16 '18

There was a big story at the start of the year in Australia about parents having to ask their children’s permission to change their nappy. I just assumed my son didn’t want to sit in him shit and piss so I changed him.

I’m a monster.

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u/Cookie_Brookie Oct 16 '18

I'm gasping as I clutch my pearls!

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u/HalfricanGod Oct 16 '18

Some people just have to learn things the hard way

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u/Egwene-or-Hermione Oct 16 '18

How exactly do you force a baby to breastfeed?

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u/not-a-painting Oct 16 '18

you can't. some latch, some don't.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Rape doesn't mean physical force, even if you gain a child's consent it'll be rape as they can't legally consent. But yeah, it's obviously not rape since it's the mother

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u/Egwene-or-Hermione Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

Also, it's not sex. It's breastfeeding.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

Yes, intention is absent