r/facepalm • u/YoungBungalo • Oct 16 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Lmao besides being a necessity for a baby (yes I realize you don't have to breastfeed), isn't the mother giving consent there? How is that rape?

And yes, people are insane.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Exactly, if anything the mother is raping the baby since you can't legally gain a child's consent.

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u/JadenIRL Oct 16 '18

So, all breast feeding mothers are Pedophiles?

Must tell the wife...

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u/bumbling_fool_ Oct 16 '18

♪♫♬ SUCKIN ON MY TITTIES LIKE YOU WANTED ME CALLIN ME ALL THE TIME LIKE BLONDIE ♪♫♬

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u/jerpod Oct 16 '18

My boyfriend sings this everytime I feed our daughter. I sing it in my head now when he's not around.

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u/DrJitterBug Oct 16 '18

♪♫♬Check out my chrissy behind

It's fine all of the time

Like sex on the beaches

What else is in the teaches of peaches? Huh? What?♪♫♬

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u/Professor_Owl Oct 16 '18

"Fuck the pain away, Fuck the pain away."

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u/HooptyDooDooMeister Oct 16 '18

“Chrissy”? I thought it was “cushy.”

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

She’s talking about Blondie and Chrissie Hynde.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Fuck the pain away