r/facepalm Oct 16 '18

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u/wadebaldwin Oct 16 '18

Should have broken both your arms.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I’ve come to realize that there is no escaping once you’ve read that story. You just have to keep getting constant, unexpected reminders everywhere you go on reddit.

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u/yungvibegod2 Oct 16 '18

Can you explain or link me to what this is referencing?

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u/yeetboy Oct 16 '18

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u/limeyptwo Oct 16 '18

Beware this thread. What can be read cannot be unread.
Ceddit

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u/kathartik Oct 16 '18

I guess you can get the bad taste out of your mouth with some nice Jolly Ranchers.

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u/Metropolis9999 Oct 16 '18

:|

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u/NECROmorph_42 Oct 16 '18

If you’re feeling ill you can use this box over here

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u/asifbaig Oct 16 '18

Why not the coconut?

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u/HalfCaffAfternoon Oct 16 '18

Ah yes, a nice sip of coconut milk should do the trick! And I see this one already has a hole in it!

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u/Metropolis9999 Oct 16 '18

Excuse me while I vomit.

We have gone too far.

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u/NECROmorph_42 Oct 16 '18

Oh no you really do feel ill. /u/asifbaig has a coconut with a hole in it that you could use? After all, there’s nothing suspicious about coconuts.

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u/greyjackal Oct 16 '18

Not as far as the swamps of Dagobah though

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u/Tavia_Melody Oct 16 '18

I dunno, it's not really that bad. As long as they're not having kids I don't see the harm. The only real danger is potential genetic issues in children, but sex itself seems fine, as long as you're not making kids with it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

It's just reeeeeaaaal weird

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Yes it is really that bad.

It’s disgusting

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u/Tavia_Melody Oct 16 '18

But it's not really your business, and it's not hurting anyone. Disgusting or not, you're not involved in it so what does it matter?

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u/SumThinChewy Oct 16 '18

This is incorrect

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u/Hypertroph Oct 16 '18

It’s an abuse of power, among other things. Like a teacher having sex with a student, except with the bonus potential for genetic abnormalities.

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u/Ewokmauler Oct 16 '18

I mean this is also ignoring the moral issues with it.

Technically it isn’t wrong but it should be

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u/kathartik Oct 16 '18

no, it's wrong.

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u/Ewokmauler Oct 16 '18

Absolutely I agree, I was trying to point out this guys obtuse beliefs

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u/kathartik Oct 17 '18

haha okay, sorry my bad.

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u/Tavia_Melody Oct 16 '18

Technically it is wrong but it shouldn't be. Clearly society has a massive problem with it, you being part of that society, yet there isn't really anything too negative about it other than society's distaste for it. Logicially speaking, it's not at all dangerous, and it's only really harmful for children's genetics if it continues for several generations, so as long as children aren't made this way at all there's really no risk on anyone's part, the only issue is the general distaste for it by most of the population.

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u/Ewokmauler Oct 16 '18

I think logically it could be dangerous. The bonobo, a primate well known for the swinger society doesn’t allow the mother to mate with the child. The child can mate with anyone else of a pack male or female and that doesn’t matter so clearly there is some sort of societal implication of danger with this beyond what our human societal standards are.

Tl;dr chimps don’t even fuck their mums, there’s instinctual danger involved beyond genetic issue

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u/TexasSnyper Oct 16 '18

And genetic issues is relatively rare for incest, especially for first generation. Unlike what is portrayed in media, simply being a child of incest doesn't create genetic issues. All it does is remove the ability to diversify your genetic gene pool so any latent genetic issues has a higher chance to express itself.

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u/Tavia_Melody Oct 16 '18

Yeah, I didn't think just one instance of it would do that much.

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u/gothykitty99 Oct 16 '18

risky click of the day

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u/ricardortega00 Oct 16 '18

Don't risk it..... yeahhhh and fuck your self up like the rest of us.

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u/BouquetOfPenciIs Oct 16 '18

Yeetboy beat me to it. Read knowing that there's no going back; sometimes ignorance is indeed bliss.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

You are probably better off not knowing

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u/HotgunColdheart Oct 16 '18

Now that reddit has enlightened you with this greatness, I must ask.

Are you familiar with the Jolly Rancher story?

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u/yungvibegod2 Oct 16 '18

Haha i am not, tell me more.

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u/HotgunColdheart Oct 16 '18

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u/yungvibegod2 Oct 16 '18

Oh fuck i actually heard this one from a friend, had no idea it was from reddit JFC

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u/NotsoGreatsword Oct 17 '18

The comment below the story is almost as bad

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u/Rikplaysbass Oct 16 '18

You know not what you’ve asked for.

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u/btmvideos37 Oct 16 '18

I know right!

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

And left! It was both of them.

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u/btmvideos37 Oct 16 '18

That’s a knee sapper right there

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u/EpicLevelWizard Oct 16 '18

Perfectly balanced, as all incest should be.

"I'm sorry little one." - Thanos

"Why don't you have a seat over there." - Doctor Strange

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u/n00bvin Oct 16 '18

I’ve managed never to read it. I’ve also never watched two girls, one cup. I’ve never felt like I’ve missed anything. Also, I’ve never listened to Dispacio (or whatever it’s called). Have I heard it and not known? That’s possible.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I have never watched two girls one cup either and I don’t plan on it

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u/SpaceDog777 Oct 16 '18

If you break both your arms you won't be able to use reddit, so double win!

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u/ricardortega00 Oct 16 '18

Well my friend let my remind you then of other things hidden in dark corners of reddit by just typing a few words:

- Doritos.

  • Jolly rancher.
  • Coconut.
  • Cumbox.
  • Bedbugs.

That is all i can think of right now.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I’ll have my mom scroll through Reddit for me E: she posted this comment for me

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u/lastroids Oct 17 '18

Yes, it's a fact of life in reddit.

And oh, remember that coconut guy?

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u/AK_Happy Oct 16 '18

“unexpected”

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u/Worthstream Oct 16 '18

Every thread.

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u/limeyptwo Oct 16 '18

EVERY. FUCKING. THREAD.

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u/rekuiem1289 Oct 17 '18

Funny story I actually became a redditor after hearing someone read the broken arms story on youtube, I could resist interacting with all you lovely people after that.

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u/cates Oct 16 '18

hol up