r/facepalm • u/YoungBungalo • Oct 16 '18

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u/omnicidial Oct 16 '18

If you breastfeed your sons, you're teaching them that women are a food source and they'll grow up into cannibals like every man before them who ever breast fed.

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u/nessao616 Oct 16 '18

Or that if they cry a woman will give them food immediately.

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u/Dokasamurp Oct 16 '18

Maybe if I cry a woman will give me tits. BRB must enact science.

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u/Conocoryphe Oct 16 '18

How did it go?

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u/Dokasamurp Oct 16 '18

HR wants to speak with me. Maybe they just want to know the secret new tech?

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u/acog Oct 16 '18

Could be a woman in HR heard you crying and just wants to comfort you with a boob.

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u/_PM_ME_YOUR_PRAYERS_ Oct 16 '18

Could be a woman in HR heard you crying and just wants to comfort you with a boob.

Is this like the final boss level for workplace sexual predators? Sexually harrass someone from HR while you're in HR for sexual harassment?

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u/kathartik Oct 16 '18

that's some Zack Morris level shit right there.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Zack Morris is trash.

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u/jok3r54 Oct 16 '18

The first run of those were awesome

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u/Spacecowboy78 Oct 16 '18

More like Slater

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u/Mirria_ Oct 16 '18

Maybe he'll be lucky and the arresting officer will be a woman.

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u/elwebbr23 Oct 17 '18

Double or nothing!

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u/WallyPW Oct 16 '18

Challenge accepted?

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u/IHaveSoulDoubt Oct 16 '18

That's them harassing you! If a woman sees a man crying and immediately whips out a boob and puts it in front of his face? Yeah.... SHE'S the predator.

Flip it around and replace it with a dick. She's definitely the predator.

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u/Dubstep_Duck Oct 16 '18

You won’t.

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u/callmeEmz Oct 16 '18

Was having a crappy day and this made me burst out laughing so thank you

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

This just made my day.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

HR wants to speak with me. Greatest comment ever. Thanks for the laugh.

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u/Password_Is_hunter3 Oct 16 '18

Kevin from The Office: WAHHHHHHHHHH

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

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u/Dokasamurp Oct 16 '18

R..roll tide?

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u/hundycougar Oct 16 '18

only once a month...

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

(comment was deleted before I knew the context...)

Raw hiiiiide?

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u/mh13570 Oct 17 '18

Get to cutting those onions