r/facepalm Oct 16 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Exactly, if anything the mother is raping the baby since you can't legally gain a child's consent.

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u/JadenIRL Oct 16 '18

So, all breast feeding mothers are Pedophiles?

Must tell the wife...

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u/bumbling_fool_ Oct 16 '18

♪♫♬ SUCKIN ON MY TITTIES LIKE YOU WANTED ME CALLIN ME ALL THE TIME LIKE BLONDIE ♪♫♬

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u/jerpod Oct 16 '18

My boyfriend sings this everytime I feed our daughter. I sing it in my head now when he's not around.